Wario Wario Wario

It'd be released on a Nintendo Direct, and begin with Bowser driving the Koopa Chase on Rainbow Road, before being hit by a Blue Shell - Mario in the Pipe Frame drives past the knocked-out Koopa King and is about to use a Mushroom - but in barely enough time for the audience to process, Homer bangs him out of the way in INSERT SIMPSONS KART HERE - Luigi and Bart then drive by in INSERT OTHER SIMPSONS KART HERE and the Clown Car respectively, with Homer trying to grasp Bart's neck but not being fast enough - then it pans up to a slowed down close-up of a wheel reading THE MUPPET SHOW as a drumroll plays before speeding up and zoming out to reveal Kermit in the Electric Mayhem van, bumping Bart out of the way as the two green fellows compete for first place, before an basketball falls into Kermit's hands - he plays hot potato with Luigi as their hands being off the wheels make them drift off the track before the basketball explodes... WINNER OF THE CURRENT CAR JOB is seen going straight into the camera, before panning up to reveal Sans is driving them - it then zooms out to show a TV screen that the entire Generix Prix family are watching - cue logo and console avaliablity details. It closes on a scene of Sans on the podium, with Kermit being a good sport and Luigi not so much - a dialogue box shows up above Sans - "*guess i was.. *bone for this!" - and Fozzie Bear pops up to shout "Wocka Wocka!"

I don't get why, even under the logic that merely being "not transphobic" is good enough, people still give JK Rowling the benefit of the doubt - she's posting soy wojak-tier "sick burns" on Twitter, there's no way she isn't malicious at this point.