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Wario Wario Wario · Sep 22, 2022

I think my biggest regret with SMSB was not having a Bowser's Castle stage included by default with details about it specifically being a later job. I'm not too pleased with how the stage turned out conceptually (no offense, Janx) and even if I did like it it'd be kinda unfair that it only really got in on virtue of being the first submission of an extremely obvious concept - though I will certainly say it's better than the layout I made for the NES Bowser's Castle stage, which I really should've thought out a little more before submitting, reminds me a lot of those cursed Melee beta stages with it's ridiculous hazard and dumb wall placement.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 22, 2022

Just found out you can't wonder trade legendaries in the Diamond and Pearl remakes

I was looking forward to wonder trading a Palkia named "Fart Simpson" ;_;

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 21, 2022

i just found out they reused music from gex 3 in disney world magical racing

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 21, 2022

I love it when cartoon crossovers have to create a villain team between multiple shows with wildly different tones, and thus end up having a samurai warlord and wild west outlaw team up with a pubescant playground bully and bootleg action figure merchant or something like that.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 21, 2022

ratio

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 21, 2022

"The Fight for the Fox Box" opens with the villains of all the cartoons complaining about how the channel "showcases their defeats and glorifies their enemies", impying that the Fox Box is, like it's adult-oriented counterpart, a propaganda network.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 21, 2022

The directors of Foodfight missed a golden opportunity by not calling it "To the Ad-Verse"

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 21, 2022

This is an extremely controversial take, even by "criticism of Sonic Mania" standards, but I think the biggest flaw of Mania was the lack of any slow-paced Marble Zone-y stages. I absolutely love those sorts of zones because you can memorise them and eventually play them just as fast as the other zones.

My second biggest problem with Mania is actually a little less controversial but also a little contradictory to what I just said, I feel the bosses. despite their visual spectacle and deep cut throwbacks, are too slow, with no method to get through them faster. (other than iframes, which IMO don't count) Spark the Electric Jester handled fast paced platformer bosses better IMO.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 21, 2022

kids' movie directors hoping the video essays will say "how cowboy fridges (2005) rejects gender roles and capitalism" and not "oops! cowboy fridges (2005) did a fascist eugenics!"

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 21, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 21, 2022

I think the Powdered Shoe Man dream was some kind of epiphany because now I really wanna get the Pearl remake and wonder trade every Pokémon I catch.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 21, 2022

Honestly, I do kinda understand why the Pokémon Company would have an issue with an official Nuzlocke run given how it's premise revolves around Pokémon death.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 21, 2022

I had a dream where I modded a Wii and it had the option to Wonder Trade mod packs - I ended up with a Brawl mod that contained Staryu (as a Kirby model swap IIRC), Pink Gold Peach (who was actually just a transparent PNG of Pink Gold Peach copy-pasted over Peach's model), and an original character named "Powdered Shoe Man" (which was Powdered Toast Man's NASB model with his head replaced with a faceless shoe, and the textures of his clothes changed to look like dilapidated bug-infested carpets. He was a Captain Falcon model swap). For some reason the BGM of mod trading was the sad music from Mario Galaxy - fittingly so, because the mod was built off of vBrawl and not PM.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 20, 2022

Kirby's Adventure did a retro throwback not only before it was cool, but also before it was even retro

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 20, 2022

smash fans when they go to the supermarket and need to pay for parking from a pay station

smash fans when they're in the supermarket buying ingredients for a cake and need to buy an eggs box

smash fans when they find out the eggs in the box are limited edition (or, in other words, rare)

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 20, 2022

Very excited for the Sonic echo round in the expand-a-franchise thread.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 20, 2022

vine boom

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 20, 2022

For the fun of it, here's a 3rd party character lineup specifically for a "Nintendo All-Stars" game

Geno
Timber
Fulgore
Banjo-Kazooie
Joanna Dark
Ryu
Ken
Bayonetta
Sonic
AiAi
Mega Man
Simon
Richter
Hero
Crono
Black Mage
Rabbids
Just Dancer

I am so glad they didn't go this direction with 3Ps.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 20, 2022

Beyond Meat really just said

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 19, 2022

The "Lion King ripped off Kimba" crowd were real quiet about this one.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 19, 2022

YOOO WHY IS ZIZZLE IZ IN SPLATOON

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 19, 2022

me when nobody gets the reference in my funny status update (they somehow haven't read the highly controversial 2001 review for twisted metal small brawl from epic centre gaming magazine australian edition issue 68)

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 19, 2022

A clubhouse
Arcade
Burger shop
Theatre
Loch Ness lake
Dinosaur museum
Hospital
Drug store
Stonehenge
A police station
Library
A park
City hall
Preschool
A bakery
Laboratory
Tents
Caves
Inns
A desert
Grocery store
A beach resort
Snake shop

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 19, 2022

why did rotten tomatoes give such a high score to a film with a ton of padding?

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 19, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 19, 2022

It's weird how animation is the only medium where "adult" and "kid" need to be categorised so heavily. Like, no live action TV show is announced by calling itself "a brand new adult show!" (unless it's porn at least), and nobody makes YouTube compilations of "Every swear in E.T.!" like they would for Regular Show.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 19, 2022

i cant believe smashboards closed to respect the queen

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 18, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 18, 2022

We're adding a Mario series newcomer - and making up a game for them to shill!

SmashBoards has created: Super Mario Smash Bros!

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Wario Wario Wario · Sep 18, 2022

The use of "Vs." here implies that Earl Sinclair is a title passed down through combat, and a new Earl has been crowned.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 18, 2022

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Wario Wario Wario · Sep 18, 2022

I honestly think the main reason Smash hasn't had a proper "meme pick" like Hugh or UI Shaggy yet is because of how Japanese meme culture works (as far as I can tell the mainstream meme culture is based more in text, ASCII, and catchphrases than images, meaning characters can't really become memes in the way Waluigi or Gex could over here), not Sakurai taking issue with comedy-driven game design decisions (for crying out loud, this is the guy who designed Rest) or "toxic fandoms".

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 17, 2022

Space Jam 2 is an isekai, just with pop culture references instead of slavery

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 17, 2022

wholesome sakurai moments uwu

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 17, 2022

I'm listening to the soundtrack for Scooby-Doo Mystery for Mega Drive, and I keep forgetting I'm listening to Scooby-Doo music until they play the motif again.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 17, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 16, 2022

It's weird how bootleg Huggy Wuggy merch does a better job of capturing the franchise aesthetic than the real deal

If they wanted to make merch that looks like that they should've just made Huggy a regular children's character

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 16, 2022

nickelodeon/cartoon network/disney channel fans when someone who was 10 in 1995 only likes to watch shows aimed at 10 year olds if they came out in 1995

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 16, 2022

scarlett johannsen using 100% of her brain power to turn into dream's baby pics

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 15, 2022

The best type of fake leak is when someone takes something comically obscure and pretends it's new info, like the Dinosaurs animatronic skeletons being used as a fake FNAF movie leak or music from the El Tigre PS2 game passed off as a NASB leak.

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