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Wario Wario Wario · Sep 7, 2022

If I could make any one thing lost media, it'd absolutely be all the info known about Chris-Chan - I don't care if she's a Nazi or diddled her mum, nor do I care that she's neurodivergent and trans - nobody should be chronicled in such an obsessive way, good or bad, victim or perpetrator.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 7, 2022

It's weird how the same people who complain about superheroines getting "desexualised" are the same people complaining about She-Hulk twerking.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 6, 2022

Chad Fraymakers devs killing "assists disconfirm" before it spreads by making fighters comfirm assists instead.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 6, 2022

I think I just wrote an entire odyssey on Otis' chances in NASB

I'll probably write something even longer if we nom Biggie Cheese. I have a lot of thoughts on Biggie Cheese, and a lot of time.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 6, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 6, 2022

Something that annoys me about TV Tropes is that surely "Archive Panic" and "Keep Circulating the Tapes" should have the opposite names, right?

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 5, 2022

Meme sources can be sorted into four camps: 1. things from the 2000s or early 2010s that are nostalgic to teens and young adults, 2. things from the 1920s through 50s that nobody is both nostalgic for and has teeth, 3. comically obscure non-English cartoons only known because of Pan Pizza/Mr. Enter/Saberspark/whoever, and 4. major blockbuster movies and TV shows in a way that may or may not be influenced by corporations

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 5, 2022

Reminder: Flappy Bird is in Indie Pogo

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 5, 2022

i still cant believe people thought 50 characters was a lowball estimate for nasb's roster size

what the ****.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 5, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 5, 2022

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Wario Wario Wario · Sep 5, 2022

KiwiFarms is gone!

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 5, 2022

While I do think Brawl is the worst Smash game, I also think it has some of the best moveset design in the series.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 5, 2022

I had a dream where Nintendo made a Mii tactical RPG with permadeath. The "villains" were just tiny defenseless naked mole rats and the conflict started when you accidentally released them from a cage, causing them to dance to dubstep and run off. One of the selling points was that they made a filter to prevent you from making blackface/golliwog Miis.

In that same dream, a new Mario Maker was revealed called "PROJECT X-Y" - it brought back Mystery Mushrooms, but all the Mystery Mushrooms were like triple Mario's size. Before reveal Nintendo built it up as "the biggest Nintendo crossover ever". It only had the SMB1 theme.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 4, 2022

There's something weirdly, albeit (obviously) accidentally, unsettling about one of Hugh's specific loss voice lines. Like, it's 3 things that are funny in a vacuum or even if just one element is removed (Hugh Neutron being brainwashed to chicken dance upon loss, Hugh melodramatically screaming after losing a comical bloodless battle, a trap remix of a cartoonish funeral march) but have a completely different vibe when put together. Nowhere near as unsettling as Garnet's old loss in MVS though, though that was probably more on the intentional side.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 4, 2022

Him: Meet me at McDonald's?
Barber: Say no more, fam.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 4, 2022

I don't know why YouTube recommended this to me but boy does it go hard

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 4, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 3, 2022

Alphabet Lore made me unironically cry.

Yes, I know ironic crying is not a thing but "unironic" is basically the closest thing I have to a "literally" that actually means "literally".

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 3, 2022

Submissions for our second Western guest have been extended!

SmashBoards has created: Super Mario Smash Bros!

I will be resubmitting Inspector Gadget Inspector Gadget Given the fact that we have a Super Mario Bros. Super Show stage, we should definitely have more representation for the DiC Entertainment/WildBrain era of Mario. Therefore, look no further than Inspector Gadget! This dimwitted cyborg...

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Wario Wario Wario · Sep 3, 2022

One time I told one of my Discord friends about my concept for a Smash adventure mode, and when I mentioned the ending would just be a slightly more excited 4th victory animation instead of a character interaction or unique wish granting he said "that's pretty underwhelming" - I responded by saying that after all the stress and infighting of the previous Smash hype cycles, the best thing a Smash game could possibly be is underwhelming.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 3, 2022

WHY IS HE SO MUSCULAR

And before you say "it's Hefty", I looked up the live action Hefty and not only does the model not match, he's also less muscular.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 3, 2022

britney spears is dead by accident!

we will tell you more soon

#RIPBritney

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 2, 2022

I'm kinda surprised Sakurai was willing to outright admit he thinks broad appeal and deep mechanics are mutually exclusive. not surprising he thinks that at all, Smash as a whole is "unneeded compromises: the series", but he just admitted it so bluntly.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 2, 2022

JK Rowling's new book is like, pettier than the Sonichu issue where they execute all of Christine's trolls. At least the real-world trolls targeted by that comic weren't in the right, regardless of if a violent execution fantasy was warranted.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 1, 2022

you will never live to see pikachu enter the public domain

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 1, 2022

	slime time from nickelodeon all-star brawl will never be a real place, just like lebron james from multiversus

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 1, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 31, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 31, 2022

"tv y everyone!" and they say arthur is for kids

anyone who watches the word from us kids segments would know otherwise

this crap is DARK!!!

Is the "insecure Kirby/Gravity Falls/EarthBound/Avatar/whatever fan" joke overdone yet?

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 31, 2022

yooooo look who showed up in the super sedu-i mean nasb devs' 3d art portfolio

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 30, 2022

Currently brainstorming an idea for a creation thread to start once SMSB finishes, I think I have a good idea with mass appeal and a lot of wackiness potential, sort of akin to the Fortnite thread but in a genre more people on a Smash website would be familiar with (not a fighting game of any kind, mind you) - but given my track record I'm gonna save this for once SMSB ends.

This genre is one that has had a lot of pitfalls on creation threads in the past, pitfalls I aim to avoid this time.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 30, 2022

if the pac land game came out after - and was therefore based on - the pac man cartoon that means hanna barbera's non-scooby doo creations have more representation in smash than multiversus

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 29, 2022

Whenever I see Big Man I hear this godawful song in my head

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 29, 2022

One thing I've been considering doing lately is reworking SSBU's "Others" music list to only feature songs that can fit on at least one specific stage, albeit with the same number of songs.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 29, 2022

There's a depressing irony to two of Sakurai's first game design videos being about two things Ultimate does not do well at all (risk & reward, frame performance)

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 29, 2022

I'd probably really want Q*Bert in Smash if it weren't for him being one of the extremely few Sony IPs that have been on a Nintendo console, I don't want another Banjo situation. Same goes for Lemmings, even though they'd also be a microcompuer rep.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 29, 2022

smash bros speculators when they see a copyright attorney in real life

Linkmain-maybe · Aug 28, 2022

This PFP channels a primal rage to post random memes everywhere.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 28, 2022

you've heard of "mario dies on the box" now get ready for "harry potter dies on the book cover".

that trainsphobic witch was trying to make kids think all trains people want to run over kids as far back as the first book. I'd recommend switching to the more trains-inclusive works of rev. awdry

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