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Wario Wario Wario · Jun 14, 2022

I don't know why people were so outraged about Chris Evans being cast as Buzz in Lightyear - for all the development and moments of reflection he gets within the first 3 movies, Tim Allen's Buzz is a parody character who's voice is a comic pastiche of space serials. Great for portraying a child's toy, but not so much the semi-serious space story Lightyear wants to tell. Even when nobody knew anything about the film beyond "real life edgy Buzz Lightyear, isn't Tim Allen" I thought that was pretty obvious.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 14, 2022

this is a joke of course, fox news has plenty more trash to filter out even if they took a w on this one, and judging from other recent stories on the same topic this seems to be a fluke at best

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 14, 2022

Great news, my iPad's fine

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 13, 2022

My iPad's almost dead so I may be offline and inable to update SMSB for a while, so sorry.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 13, 2022

If there's one good thing about Smash's scope creep, it's that it has kinda exposed how sheltered the Nintendo fandom are to any franchise not frequently released on Nintendo platforms.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 13, 2022

Animation cels are just NFTs but good: they're cheaper, they're actual art, they don't cause pollution, they've brought people joy, and above all they are truly irreplicable.

Also you can do this with them.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 13, 2022

We're submitting a newcomer from Mario Odyssey, and the aesthetics of competitive stages again!

SmashBoards has created: Super Mario Smash Bros!

Loser animations: President Koopa angrily yells into an old 80's-style mobile phone Mimi huffs and then transforms into the winner (or a random one on the winning team and a random fighter in the match in general if it's no contest) and mocks them Rosalina stands calmly with her eyes closed...

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Wario Wario Wario · Jun 13, 2022

I saw this card in an ad and I'm very concerned by the implications

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 12, 2022

It's so weird to hear people say "NASB is a scam because it didn't have enough characters!"

Do these people have any exposure to the fighting genre(s) outside of Smash and Mugen? 20 characters at launch is hefty as ****.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 12, 2022

For all the talk that is given about "seperating art from artist", the fact that Ren & Stimpy was created by an actual deranged lunatic makes the show a lot funnier.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 12, 2022

what tf did they just suow on the xbox presentstion

umbellical cord?

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 12, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 12, 2022

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Wario Wario Wario · Jun 12, 2022

I had a dream where I met a kid who was cosplaying as the Graham the Christian penguin. That was it, that was the dream.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 12, 2022

for some reason Dall-E thinks Tesco is Sega.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 12, 2022

It's funny how, despite starring what may as well be the human embodiment of testoterone, the Wario series (both Land and Ware) probably has the most diverse (in terms of personality and character archetypes, not race) female cast of all major Nintendo series.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 11, 2022

I'm sorry to bring up Ch*p & D*le 2*22 again, but I just realised who the perfect villain for this movie would've been.. Inspector Clouseau

Think about it, he was upstaged by his own opening credits, and would never be able to break into animation himself because of a certain other inspector doing his schtick first! That's two reasons for him to hate the animation industry right there! Not to mention that Chip N' Dale's show was itself detective themed so he has reason to hold a grudge against them as well.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 11, 2022

A McDonald's fighting game would be awesome - they're the only food brand I feel has a big and varied enough set of characters to hold a whole roster of their own, at least not counting conglomerates.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 11, 2022

IS THAT THE CRACKER BARREL LOGO - THEY EXPECT ME TO PAY THAT MUCH WHEN THEY CAN'T DISTINGUISH THE DONKEY KONG LOGO FROM A CRACKER BARREL PARODY

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 11, 2022

I feel sorry for anyone who brought this game without noticing the tiny Top Trumps logo in the bottom right, or worse someone who doesn't know what Top Trumps is and thought it was the development logo

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 11, 2022

The Robot Chicken Rocko skit is so funny to me because it's really not much worse than anything they did in Season 1 - like if you shortened Rocko getting run over to 5 seconds and didn't imply the death was permanent it wouldn't be out of place. In general I feel Robot Chicken really struggles to adapt to newer generations where their nostalgia was already edgy and gruesome.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 11, 2022

Tak will probably be the most uncomfortable NASB RTC day LMAO.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 11, 2022

Honestly, I think there's only two spin-off series (well, spun-off in one case) I think should be counted as seperate if they get reps in Smash: Shin Megami Tensei and Tingle. I also wouldn't mind Luigi's Mansion being seperated since it has a pretty distinct identity from Mario despite a mostly shared recurring cast - but I wouldn't want Luigi to be listed as a Luigi's Mansion character.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2022

I decided to randomise a top 130 most requested SMSB characters as a sort of proof of concept for the DLC cycle.

Apparently, the top 5 most wanted characters in the SMSB universe (from least to most) are Krusha; Mr. L; ? Block; Noki; and - the most wanted of them all, the new Geno...

RABBID KONG

Needless to say, I will not be implimenting the fan demand mechanic I was planning to.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2022

i like that the nickelodeon nfts twitter decided the best character to market pngs on their banner was chaz finster and not darwin

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2022

Please stop hitting my hollow invertibrate chest with a metal bar!

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2022

sad moment

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2022

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Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2022

please please please for the love of god kill e3

i want my gaming news through random unannounced blog posts like the 1 and a half years thst both the snes was in circulation and the internet was avaliable

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2022

One Mikey's voice clips in NASB is "Shredder, no shredding!"

There's the Nick Jr. representation I guess.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2022

We are submitting a non-spooky home stage for Luigi!

SmashBoards has created: Super Mario Smash Bros!

@Darkonedagger Would you be OK if, should Kamek win, we could do a second vote on whether he'd be an Ashley clone or Robin clone?

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Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2022

do not google "french cheese with black layer"

worst mistake of my life

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 9, 2022

i just realised that if smsb was a real game skylanders would have content in smash before both crash bandicoot and main series spyro

what is this horrific microtimeline ive helped to weave

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 9, 2022

Me when someone eventually submits Geno to Infinite with a writeup longer than 4 sentences

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 9, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 9, 2022

Tomorrow's SMSB stage job will be fun

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 9, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 9, 2022

If Infinite was a real game it'd be godawful competitively, like I don't even think people would give it the time of day like they did the past 3 console Smash releases. Primarily because of every single newcomer being a zoner and the exaggeratedly big roster.

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