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Wario Wario Wario · Jun 12, 2022

It's funny how, despite starring what may as well be the human embodiment of testoterone, the Wario series (both Land and Ware) probably has the most diverse (in terms of personality and character archetypes, not race) female cast of all major Nintendo series.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 11, 2022

I'm sorry to bring up Ch*p & D*le 2*22 again, but I just realised who the perfect villain for this movie would've been.. Inspector Clouseau

Think about it, he was upstaged by his own opening credits, and would never be able to break into animation himself because of a certain other inspector doing his schtick first! That's two reasons for him to hate the animation industry right there! Not to mention that Chip N' Dale's show was itself detective themed so he has reason to hold a grudge against them as well.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 11, 2022

A McDonald's fighting game would be awesome - they're the only food brand I feel has a big and varied enough set of characters to hold a whole roster of their own, at least not counting conglomerates.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 11, 2022

IS THAT THE CRACKER BARREL LOGO - THEY EXPECT ME TO PAY THAT MUCH WHEN THEY CAN'T DISTINGUISH THE DONKEY KONG LOGO FROM A CRACKER BARREL PARODY

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 11, 2022

I feel sorry for anyone who brought this game without noticing the tiny Top Trumps logo in the bottom right, or worse someone who doesn't know what Top Trumps is and thought it was the development logo

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 11, 2022

The Robot Chicken Rocko skit is so funny to me because it's really not much worse than anything they did in Season 1 - like if you shortened Rocko getting run over to 5 seconds and didn't imply the death was permanent it wouldn't be out of place. In general I feel Robot Chicken really struggles to adapt to newer generations where their nostalgia was already edgy and gruesome.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 11, 2022

Tak will probably be the most uncomfortable NASB RTC day LMAO.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 11, 2022

Honestly, I think there's only two spin-off series (well, spun-off in one case) I think should be counted as seperate if they get reps in Smash: Shin Megami Tensei and Tingle. I also wouldn't mind Luigi's Mansion being seperated since it has a pretty distinct identity from Mario despite a mostly shared recurring cast - but I wouldn't want Luigi to be listed as a Luigi's Mansion character.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2022

I decided to randomise a top 130 most requested SMSB characters as a sort of proof of concept for the DLC cycle.

Apparently, the top 5 most wanted characters in the SMSB universe (from least to most) are Krusha; Mr. L; ? Block; Noki; and - the most wanted of them all, the new Geno...

RABBID KONG

Needless to say, I will not be implimenting the fan demand mechanic I was planning to.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2022

i like that the nickelodeon nfts twitter decided the best character to market pngs on their banner was chaz finster and not darwin

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2022

Please stop hitting my hollow invertibrate chest with a metal bar!

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2022

sad moment

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2022

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— no context memes (@weirddalle) June 10, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2022

please please please for the love of god kill e3

i want my gaming news through random unannounced blog posts like the 1 and a half years thst both the snes was in circulation and the internet was avaliable

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2022

One Mikey's voice clips in NASB is "Shredder, no shredding!"

There's the Nick Jr. representation I guess.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2022

We are submitting a non-spooky home stage for Luigi!

SmashBoards has created: Super Mario Smash Bros!

@Darkonedagger Would you be OK if, should Kamek win, we could do a second vote on whether he'd be an Ashley clone or Robin clone?

smashboards.com

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2022

do not google "french cheese with black layer"

worst mistake of my life

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 9, 2022

i just realised that if smsb was a real game skylanders would have content in smash before both crash bandicoot and main series spyro

what is this horrific microtimeline ive helped to weave

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 9, 2022

Me when someone eventually submits Geno to Infinite with a writeup longer than 4 sentences

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 9, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 9, 2022

Tomorrow's SMSB stage job will be fun

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 9, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 9, 2022

If Infinite was a real game it'd be godawful competitively, like I don't even think people would give it the time of day like they did the past 3 console Smash releases. Primarily because of every single newcomer being a zoner and the exaggeratedly big roster.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 9, 2022

my youtube reccomended is nothing but simpsons premiere promos from fox affiliates in 1989

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 9, 2022

sans backstory

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 9, 2022

In the universe where SMSB is a real game, Quickplay is going to be absolute hell - like, I'm running off the assumption that this game has rollback; a solid competitive groundwork; and no "cheater" characters, but having to fight against kids/memers/masochists/all of the above using the most horrific custom colour + animated pattern + trail + hat combinations known to man would easily negate that. Not to mention Grand Dad and Bowsette recolours... I at least expect the game to have built in detection for white/yellow Gooigi; skin colours over clothes; and stage camoflague though.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 9, 2022

All dogs deserve a wholesome, nutritious diet that meets their needs, so I've partnered with Hawwingtons to-

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 9, 2022

fawful in rocko (real)

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 9, 2022

I've been awake all night and I don't feel tired.

Oh no, here we go again.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 8, 2022

Nicktoons MLB probably has the best modern-to-retro balance of all the Nicktoons games - add one more 90s Nicktoon and you've got something for every era of Nicktoons fan

that, however, is not to say that it's a good roster.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 8, 2022

capitalism be like

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 8, 2022

Apparently one of the episodes of the Ghostly Adventures is a just barely legally distinct "stealth crossover" with Space Invaders - which is an extremely clever idea, don't get me wrong, but like... why go through the hassle of checking what you can legally get away with when you can just use Galaga, an IP with the same copyright holder and an established shared universe to the Pacster? Especially given flies are likely easier to animate in 3D than squids.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 8, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 8, 2022

I watched EmperorLemon's Mac Tonight video, and honestly it's quite beautifully poetic how the character began as an anti-aristocrat anti-hero (Mack the Knife), was appropriated to a corporate "hero" (Mac Tonight), degraded into a villain worse than he was before (Moonman), bled his villainy into the real world (/pol/), and then - in part thanks to that vulgar legacy (McDonald's disowning Mac) - finally got his redemption while returning back to the people. (Saint Pepsi/vaporwave)

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 8, 2022

I can't believe Chekhov's Gun applied to the joke leak job in Infinite.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 8, 2022

Once SMSB enters DLC and slows down, would anyone be interested in a cartoon platform fighter creation thread... but exclusively for theatrical animation? No TV show or comic book characters.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 8, 2022

One problem I see a lot with hypothetical platform fighter rosters is this need to be a mega-crossover, when the person making the roster is very clearly only interested in one category of the characters featured. "Microsoft" Smash rosters being dominated by Rare content instead of just making a Rare roster and nothing else is a great example of this.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 8, 2022

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