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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2022

We are submitting Yoshi stages and Klump's moveset!

SmashBoards has created: Super Mario Smash Bros!

My Mario Bros. Plumbing and Gangplank Galleon layouts win, FazDude's The World and 9-Volt's Game Boy layouts win. FazDude's K. Rool animations win by default Stage and fighter subs are closed! Dire Dire Bay This stage is somewhat of a combination of Jolly Roger Bay and Dire Dire Docks...

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 24, 2022

We have finally reached the 69th stage in SMSB

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 24, 2022

SmashBoards has created: Super Mario Smash Bros!

My Mario Bros. Plumbing and Gangplank Galleon layouts win, FazDude's The World and 9-Volt's Game Boy layouts win. FazDude's K. Rool animations win by default Stage and fighter subs are closed! Dire Dire Bay This stage is somewhat of a combination of Jolly Roger Bay and Dire Dire Docks...

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We are voting to break the tie between two potential newcomers: Klump and Roger the Potted Ghost! We're also submitting Adventure Mode routes, Captain Syrup's Final Smash. and small new mechanics for veterans.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2022

"PS1 inspired low poly game..."

"...with a horror twist!"

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2022

I wish Smash had more characters who just kinda aren't characters - the idea of playing as a machine with no visible pilot or a non-anthropomorphic plant/bacteria/object is so appealing to me.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2022

The term "politically incorrect" is so funny to me because when you proudly flaunt it around, you are literally - by definition - saying "my worldview is objectively wrong".

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2022

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2022

why cant i find a god damn rock and roll remix of megalovanis

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2022

: we have MAIN MENU ISLAND CAMERA
me:

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2022

I had a dream where all Wii Us that had the NES Remix games installed would self-destruct at midnight.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2022

Not surprised at all that all this Nintendo BS coming out lately supposedly dates back to Iwata and Reggie.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2022

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2022

I have a lot of respect for people who main characters they have no attachment to.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2022

Reminder to submit an enemy fighter and underwater stage if you haven't already!

SmashBoards has created: Super Mario Smash Bros!

Syrup alts: Default (Shake Dimension) Ginger hair, blue trousers and shirt, green shoes, yellow bandanna (Wario Land manual) White shirt; trousers and bandanna, black hair, tan skin, yellow shoes (Wario Land 2) Black shirt, white trouses; white hair, red and white striped bandanna, yellow shoes...

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2022

We are submitting underwater stages and playable enemies from spin-offs!

SmashBoards has created: Super Mario Smash Bros!

Syrup alts: Default (Shake Dimension) Ginger hair, blue trousers and shirt, green shoes, yellow bandanna (Wario Land manual) White shirt; trousers and bandanna, black hair, tan skin, yellow shoes (Wario Land 2) Black shirt, white trouses; white hair, red and white striped bandanna, yellow shoes...

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2022

YouTube's annual Earth day thing being called "Non-Fungible Planet" this year has major "Put 'splash' in the name of Splash Mountain to promote Splash" vibes.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 21, 2022

Part of the reason I prefer the 90s Nicktoons over the 2000s Nicktoons is because the 2000s shows can pretty much all be summed up conceptually as "A relatable kid just like you dealing with homework and bullies, but when he gets home sci-fi gimmick!". The 90s stuff, while barely more varied if it even is, has a common hook that appeals more to me: "mundane life told through the surreal lense of a different type of person or weird creature" - not necessarily kids, not necessarily adults; not necessarily animals, not necessarily humans; but always a down-to-earth world with any fantasy elements that may exist twined into the setting rather than made a secret double-world.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 21, 2022

fbi agent in final destination

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 21, 2022

I feel Origins' 3&K can compete with AIR, but not Complete.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 21, 2022

I feel a major problem with modern Smash is that the devs seemingly chose not to immerse themselves in the games' worlds, but just the games themselves. There's a ton of meta UI/game mechanic references in fighters that make it seem like they're just trying to represent an entire game instead of the character themselves, while Namco-era stages based on modern games are, with rare exceptions, just copy-and-pasted from the original game graphically without any creative liberties other than layout. Kinda throws me out of the whimsy and fun when I'm playing not as Sora, but as an anthropomorphised Kingdom Hearts. Also makes it hard to extend these series' representation further, how do you do Bass or Roll when all things Mega Man are inside one stage and fighter?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 21, 2022

why does the nintendo power poster for melee take place in the gummy bear song set

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 21, 2022

Me changing the accepted pronunciation of a common adjective; creating a universal misconception over a domestic animal's dietary habits; and turning the name of a legendary biblical figure into a juvenile insult.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 21, 2022

I feel that both the criticisms and praise for Sonic Origins are way overblown - it's not offensive or particularly scummy, but it's also not the best compilation since Rare Replay either. The only part of it that really feels like they went "above and beyond" with is the story mode cutscenes and the only part of it that feels particularly disappointing is having music from, but not, Knuckles' Chaotix.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 21, 2022

I just had a dream where I was going to donate to a local transgender rights fundraiser, but realised I didn't have any legal tender and only "I Hate Jon Arbuckle" comemorative coins - thus I got depressed and listened to a podcast hosted by Tracey Ullman, who my brain decided was the creator of The Simpsons and not Matt Groening for some reason, where she was extremely inconsistent on whether The Simpsons was an "adult show", "family show", or "boys show".

Later in the dream, I was in a boarding school where they were watching a version of Turning Red with guns in it on a Wii U, complete with a TV screenbug of the Monkey Ball Banana Blitz HD logo edited to say "Sup, mama", and the stairs had been moved around so I kept bumping into the same wall. When I finally got up to my room, two stereotypical 80s college movie jocks beat me up because they thought I filled the pillows with Doritos.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2022

Non-Brits, do y'all have these god forsaken methods of eternal tree damnnation in your country?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2022

I got a YouTube video in my recommended where a guy watches an interview about the Batman Arkham games, finds out Harley's mocap was done by a man, and starts crying.

I'm legitimately baffled by this. Why would that upset anyone? What is there to be upset about? I don't even get it in a semi-hyperbolic transphobic-horny way.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2022

IMO Bowser would've been the best choice for a WOL starter character - listen out to me on this

He's only ever had something resembling his own game once despite being a Nintendo A-lister and then some
His "lesser evil" status in the Nintendo (and even Mario) villain pantheon works here for a sort of "evil has standards" story, and could inspire a lot of really good fan work about his motivations and the wariness of them from his allies - hero and villain alike.
Bowser, being a bruiser, is a character new players will gravitate towards for his strength, but they'll inevitably figure out he has his own weaknesses and try to use one of the fighters they've rescued, learning that power isn't everything in the process.
Bowser's slow movement, that can be recognised even before realising the other weaknesses mentioned in #3, would also encourage new players to figure out the spirit system.
Bowser has already been established to hold a lot of power within Smash lore thanks to Melee, it seems pretty reasonable he'd survive the beams even if not based in Mario canon
They could make Giga Bowser playable again, which would be MUCH better than the Master Hand segment on virtue of using the same control scheme as regular battles, allowing it to have actual difficulty and fun instead of a neutered fight where you spend most of the time confused over which button does what

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2022

DO NOT GOOGLE "SQUIDWARD APPROVED"

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2022

This honestly reads like a disgruntled PR manager succumbing to the "shaking keys" meme and trying to indirectly tell their higher-ups to stop pulling their BS through the angry memes that'd follow.

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2022

I feel the people who say "Kirby isn't for kids because the bosses bleed!" have never watched a kids' cartoon in their life

And that's not even getting into anime, or the post-Adventure Time TV landscape where all kids shows are trying to one up each other in dark themes and imagery.

You could argue Zero is more agregious than those examples on virtue of just how much blood oozes out, but honestly Zero is such an abstract character design that I wouldn't have even registered the red orbs as blood if it weren't so commonly mentioned. Doesn't look like the sort of thing that'd have blood.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2022

Even though it is overpriced I probably will get Sonic Origins Digital Deluxe - primarily for the connected story mode and "hard missions". Do we know if it'll have the ability to disable spin dash in 2 and 3K? I heavily doubt it given how both games have certain hazards and gimmicks that force it. but it would be a welcomed feature and I'd prefer it over playing Sonic 1 with spin dash given how easy it makes the game.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2022

There is one living real world person (not a fictionalised version from a game like Kawashima or Tony Hawk) I'd be fine with in Smash: Tim Follin. His music really is the star of all the games he's worked on (except maybe Plok) and since he hasn't worked on many major gaming IPs you could composite all his popular music tracks into a single songlist without pissing off many fanbases. (though getting the licenses may be a problem, especially for the licensed games)

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2022

I'll probably do jobs on SMSB for submitting layouts and hazards for stages that didn't have enough detail in their submissions

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2022

I just found out about "Where's Huddles?", Hanna-Barbera's attempt to make The Flintstones for American football fans, and I can't help but crack up every time I see this stupid car.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2022

They chose the weirdest **** to monetize in this game

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