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Wario Wario Wario · Feb 11, 2022

It's funny how EarthBound is infamous for having a bad marketing campaign, but nowadays is the only retro game Nintendo does any substantial advertising for - and arguably better marketed than a lot of their recent releases. IIRC the Wii U release was promoted in cinema trailers.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 11, 2022

So "carbon neutral" doesn't actually mean eco-friendly, just that a lot of profits from something goes to environment efforts and charities, right?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 11, 2022

I think my favourite Dunkey quote is either "the game is cancelled!" "yaaaaay!" or "here's a grame from Infogrames"

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 11, 2022

They better get Hard Times in Sonic 2.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2022

We did it boys, Sonic in Smash 64

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2022

Finding out Minecraft's splash screens used to promote 4chan sure is... something.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2022

Still trying to figure out how Mr. Bean inspired Undertale.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2022

I don't do "meme picks". When I say I want Who Are You Running From?/Wii Silicone Jacket/Bubsy/Trubbish/Clippy/whoever in Smash, I mean it. I might find "fat hockey player" funny, but if I don't see legitimate moveset and playstyle potential there I'm not going to rally behind fat hockey player like I would Jacket and Running From.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2022

I kinda regret not putting the Wii Silicone Jacket on my Ultimate-sized 1P roster.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2022

I think that when the Smash director said "I may have had misgivings about Cloud if he hadn't appeared on Nintendo" they actually meant they weren't sure he'd sell DLC to Nintendo fans.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2022

In the Mario Smash thread, we're submitting Daisy movesets; single player modes; and our first music subs (75M and Rainbow Road)

SmashBoards has created: Super Mario Smash Bros!

Arcade Mode: You will battle a string of fighters, each on a "home stage" of sorts (Peach on Peach's Birthday Cake, K. Rool on Gangplank Galleon, etc). A minigame will play halfway through, and the final match will be against a character-specific Rival (every character is paired with a rival)...

smashboards.com

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2022

I love bot-generated Google results

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2022

I feel NASB has kinda settled into a small, comfortable niche. It doesn't really need to "bounce back", it just needs crossplay so the playerbase isn't divided and that's it.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2022

I feel that Fosters in Multiversus is the definitive example of a franchise where the MC should be passed over in favour of a side character. I can't really see Mac and Bloo being half as interesting as Wilt, Eduardo or even Cheese.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2022

I think my most wanted characters to appear in the Mario Smash thread currently are the Stork and a Diddy Kong Racing rep.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2022

I love how, in contrast to Smash's roster of mostly legendary warriors with a few more down-to-earth folk thrown in, NASB has a few godlike reincarnations and atomic kaiju sprinkled among a cast of mostly underpaid fry cooks and 10-year-olds with daddy issues.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2022

That's it, I'm going back to relatively normal PFPs, I can't top Wario kissing Earl... for now.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2022

Calling it now: the Blue Shell cup will be a bunch of Rainbow Roads.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2022

I probably will pick up the Klonoa compilation, despite me really not being a big fan of the Klonoa character or his world Door to Phatomile is PS1 platforming bliss and I've heard great things about the sequel.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2022

I'm surprised I haven't seen much outrage over Peach's desexualised outfit in Strikers

Miserable non-binary football princesses are all we deserve.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2022

At some point I really want to do a job for the Mario Smash thread that requires adding content from stuff like Hotel Mario or the DiC cartoons, but I feel it's way too early for that now.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2022

Splatoon 3 gives me Jak 3 vibes.

That is not a compliment.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2022

CROSSROADS IS GONE!

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2022

Pyramid Scheme is back.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2022

the new miis

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2022

Badminton? More like bad mii designs

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2022

what the F did they do to miis

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2022

Finally, you can play the game that inspired Megalovania on Switch.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2022

I often wonder what that "Female Fighters' Pass" creation thread would've looked like now if its creator chose not to be a transphobe.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2022

For some reason whenever I feel anxiety it's in my right palm.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2022

I have a feeling Nintendo are gonna continue Ultimate with a new director - keep in mind, I do not want that to happen (not that I think Smash can't be good without it's current director, in fact I feel the exact opposite way, but moreso that Smash reveals are extremely stressful)

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2022

I had a dream where NASB added voice acting, but you had to pay for each fighter's voice individually.

And also Tetromino was a newcomer, who also had a voice you had to pay for - which was basically just downloading dummy data.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2022

Nintendo Directs always put me in a bad mood.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 8, 2022

THE BAZINGAS ARE DYING

SAVE THE BAZINGAS

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 8, 2022

I've been watching the "dude, this car kicks ass and I can watch Madagascar" YTPs and my throat hurts

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 8, 2022

Generally, when I make fighting game rosters or decide which characters I want to rally behind for them, I look for unique body shapes rather than unique powers - with Smash characters I think about air attacks and smash attacks long before special moves for example.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 8, 2022

I've always found the merchandising of Friends weird - like, nobody would wear a hoodie that just says "Seinfeld" or "Home Improvement", they'd wear something actual imagery; quotes; or characters from the show, but Friends has turned its logo into a weird fashion movement completely detached from the source material.

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