Wario Wario Wario

I like the implication that in the Mario universe, making a dimensional teleporter in a few seconds merely implies you may be skilled with electronics

In a world where literal infants can be doctors, ninjas, race car drivers, or game developers, that wouldn't be surprising.

Wario Wario Wario, we need to Talk RN!

While not confirmed by any means, it's very possible that CP11 will be Waluigi - and that thought both pleases and terrifies me.

I think it's really cool that Daisy's tan seems to be a permanent redesign. It's nice to give her a few more distinguishing traits from Peach and Rosa, and it's a small but rewarding callback for hardcore fans who know of Daisy being a desert land's princess and her earlier 3D designs. I don't really get the ethnic diversity chatter in this context (are tanned white women an oppresed minority?) but it's a fun piece of aesthetic diversity either way, and quite important for a character with a(n undeserved) bad reputation as a "lazy recolour".

If the NSO N64 controller was a Joy-Con instead of a pro-controller there would be at least one person who removes the handles, records themselves taking it off the Switch, and posts it to Twitter under the name "Neutering the Switch."

We Are Number One but every one is replaced with the Bee Movie trailer but every bee is replaced by Thneedville but every ville is replaced with The Nutshack intro but every Nutshack is replaced with Hotel Mario but all nouns are replaced with an episode of the Simpsons but every frame yellow is on screen is replaced with Shiny but every Shiny is replaced with Let it Go but every Go is replaced with the Pokémon intro but every Pokémon is replaced with the Fanboy and Chum Chum intro but every Chum is replaced with the full Bee Movie but every bee is replaced by Pen Pineapple Apple Pen but every pen is replaced by the full We Are Number One episode but every One is replaced with Joel's reaction to Grand Dad but every dad is replaced by Take on Me but every me is replaced by the full Jimmy Neutron movie but every Neutron is replaced by the entire Shrek movie but every adult joke is replaced by My Superhero Movie but every Movie is replaced by the entire Toy Story trilogy but every frame where green is on screen is replaced by Wall-E but every time Wall-E talks it's replaced with a episode of Family Guy but every cutaway gag is replaced by You're Welcome but every Welcome is replaced by YouTube Rewind 2016 but every time it's unfunny it's replaced by IM Meen but every verb is replaced by the SpongeBob movie but every proper noun is replaced by Osmosis Jones but every time it cuts to animation it's replaced by How Bad Can I Be but every time it says bad it's replaced by the Sonic X intro but every fast is replaced by Steamed Hams but every hams is replaced by The Lion King but every musical number is replaced by The Lord of the Rings trilogy

Google's recent advert lists "who can say wagwan?" as a question worth Googling - thus I decided to Google said question and... all I got was more people asking the same question.

Wario Wario Wario, how old are you?

It is a horrible time to be a fan of both, Nintendo and graphic design.

PaRappa the Rapper in Smash isn't necessary nor likely. It'd be a celebration of a Sony character - no matter how Nintendo-like his art style is or how much fandom overlap there is, he's a PlayStation character and his games are PlayStation games by proxy. That's not to say he can't or shouldn't get in, but rather that he won't have any more priority than other Sony characters and rhythm game reps just because modern day Nintendo fans can easily and cheaply obtain a PS1 or 2 - if not less due to it being a way for Sony to entice Smash players over to PlayStation All-Stars.

i really hope i can jinx it this time

I have seen way too many characters directly linked to suicide unironically requested for Smash (that being just two: Masked Man/Claus and Monika, but one would be way too much as is.)

This video is actually really interesting and informative, but god that thumbnail is funny.

As much as I love Crash's time travel and multiverse shenanigans, I do kinda wish the next Crash game would stay confined to the N. Sanity Islands.

Hey dude, wanna check the Evanwoo10's new Animated Smash Bros. Thread?

Look at the Progress!

Sun and Moon was peak Pokémon human design.

Dr. Mario 64 is a game I never expected to see acknowledged again (outside of its music), let alone rereleased.

I love how the roster of that game is just a bunch of Wario Land 3 enemies - no Luigi, no Peach, no Yoshi, just enemies from Wario Land 3. It is the antithesis of the Mario Mandate.

I do wonder why they made Sonic Origins a compilation instead of just Sonic 3K alone with a ton of optional tweaks. Sonic 1 and 2 are really easy to get ahold of, and CD at the very least has a mobile port.

There's a character emblem for Foreman Spike now.

I wonder if there's terabytes of Mario character emblem .TIFFs in the Nintendo vault in case Nintendo ever want to use any character again. Where is that Three Little Pigheads emblem not yet ready for public consumption?

WHY IS (the new) DR. HIBBERT KAMEK

I SAID I WANTED ACTUAL VOICE ACTORS, BUT NOT LIKE THIS

Danny DeVito Wario would actually be perfect - I honestly would be surprised if Wario wasn't at least slightly modeled off of a DeVito role.

This fake mock up predicted Jack Blackser.

I am indeed JUMPing of laughter. (at the filmmakers, not you Vinvinmario. You're cool.)

I'm not saying the SSBU reveal timing was an intentional sabotage of Nick Brawl, far from it, but I am saying that I wouldn't put it past Nintendo to sabotage the first true rival to Smash with both an equally as recognisable roster and well thought out gameplay.

Remember this?

PAULINE WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THOSE FUZZIES

I vent disappointment through ****posting, this will likely take a while. Maybe months.

Sterling Jarvis is the one true full sentence-speaking Donkey Kong and I will not take Sausage Party man as an alternative.

They seriously massacred the Kirby logo though.

I can't read the logo because you cracked it. Supid Bayonetta.

Very relevant today.

PLEASE NO PLEASE NOT SETH ROGEN I DON'T WANT SAUSAHGE PARTH DONKEY OONG

@ chris pratt WHO ARE YOU AND WHERE IS MARIO?

BANJO ON SWITCH I JINXED IT

3D All-Stars was more of a scam than we thought.

Project Pyramid Scheme is back.

MICKEY GOT THE SMASH INVITE