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Wario Wario Wario · Jul 5, 2023

I've come up with a really fun mode for Smash Remix: Jiggly Smashketball

Set stock to 3
Turn off the Super Star item (and any other items you may want to turn off)
Put both players on a team together with team attack off
Set red team to either Polygon Jigglypuff or skeletal Kirby at level 1 (or an indle controller)
Turn off hazards for stages (movement can stay on)
See who gets the most KO points at the end of the match on the stats screen

Unfortunately you can't use the Smashketball stage for it (at least not as intended), but still.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 4, 2023

Finally unlocked the monochrome Pinstripe skin in CTRNF, I don't think I'll be playing with a setup other than monochrome Pinstripe + black Nautilus for a LONG time.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 4, 2023

80s Nintendo after shops decrease the price of Tennis by 10 cents and place it on a shelf painted PANTONE 110602 and not PANTONE 114202

90s Nintendo and Rare obliberating every single 3rd party Nintendo 64 developer by being the only people who understand how the damn thing works on a basic level

2000s Nintendo while designing online services

2010s Nintendo execs after forming a weird one-sided emotional bond with their customers through SNL-tier unfunny skits

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 4, 2023

I don't get why people act like Nintendo just randomly because greedy one day, and wasn't always like that going back to their Hanafuda days, same with Disney.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 4, 2023

I like how the whole "Rugrats debate" in NASB speculation is basically just based entirely around whether you view it as "a Ninja Turtle beating up a literal infant" or "a literal infant beating up a Ninja Turtle".

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 3, 2023

funny scenario idea: someone whos only ever watched garfield cartoons and thinks nasb is just a really weird garfield game where they diddy kong racing'd the entire cast

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 3, 2023

Given that Smash Remix has reskinned the Skyloft and Kalos stages into more era-appropriate references, I hope they can do the same for Mementos at some point. Not sure what game into - perhaps something from Sonic given the slope element, probably a Persona 1 purple version, but my personal choice would be a Bubsy 3D stage to preserve that abstract colourful look (even if less artistic and more primitive) and PlayStation semi-connections (plus, if they want to add the Mementos walls, Bubsy 3D has a wall-removing mechanic so it fits well there.)

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 3, 2023

Everybody has talked about how Pac-Man is a richard in the ending of World 1, but frankly he's a way bigger richard in the ending of World 3.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 2, 2023

Elon's hot new Twitter shutdown speedrun strat: forcing users to boycott the site instead of provoking them into it. Genius. Can we get a We're Finally Landing bookend?

Internal Frickface · Jul 1, 2023

NO WAY DISNEY TIMON AND PUMBAA BOOTLEG MY BELOVED <3<3<3<3<3<3

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 30, 2023

Smash Remix just needs Banjo and Rayman, and then that Kickstarter scam will be a real thing

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 30, 2023

funny scenario idea: a millionare buying their friends the copyrights to mediocre short-lived tv shows as birthday gifts

"happy birthday, heres the rights to one big happy"

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 30, 2023

I'm watching the Lab Rats: Elite Force video essay that's been in my recommended for a while, and I can't believe they bombed a hospital in a Disney sitcom, killing off its entire supporting cast

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 30, 2023

I really like how the DriDim Smash tracks ended up reflecting both sides of the franchise aesthetically - the stupid haha pop-culture debris "Kazuya kicking a football into Isabelle's shins" funtime side, and the edgy 2000s Hot Topic "trying to convince teenagers that the plastic NES robot is a badass" aesthetic.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 30, 2023

So, is Twitter just outright inaccessible without an account now?

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 30, 2023

I had a dream where I went to a retro gaming museum, and they had a big sign explaining "THE GAMING CRASH ONLY HAPPENED IN AMERICA, THIS IS A ZX SPECTRUM"

Apparently, in my dream, there was also a 70s console called the "Atari InfoWars"

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 29, 2023

The NASB thread really likes bringing up unrelated opinions from unrelated threads during arguments for some reason.

"I think faithfulness to the source material isn't as important as a character being fun to play"
"Uhh yeah, aren't you the guy who doesn't like Banjo???"

"I think hype culture is a toxic loop that shouldn't be encouraged"
"Uhh yeah, aren't you the guy who likes boring flat platforms from Project M???"

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 29, 2023

He dialed for your rings

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 29, 2023

nintendo fans actually think game preservation is bad

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 29, 2023

I don't get why people call the PS1 - the console itself, not the branding or actual games - "Y2K aesthetic", it fits way better among the sort of late 80s original Macintosh beige block look.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 29, 2023

i keep getting recommended a youtube video thats thumbnail is the joker with the caption "like new" - and every time, without fail, i misread it as "i like men"

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 29, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 28, 2023

oh my god they turned a south park joke into a real game

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 28, 2023

Talk about a bookend,

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 28, 2023

While I'm usually on the side of competitive balancing and keeping old movesets intact, I actually would be all for Smash just going full-on stupid and completely non-viable with its game mechanics and design - however, I'd need to emphasize "full-on". Not just a game with minimal depth, but a game with minimal depth where all the characters can do utterly ludicrous **** on par with or worse than Steve and Kazuya.

Also, the game would still need to be fun to move around in. That's important for every platformer.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 28, 2023

Continuing off of my Space Goofs post yesterday, LGBTQ+ representation in media is so weird - more specifically, which media does it well and which media fails horribly.

how the **** did gilligans island handle asexuality better in the 60s than house md in 2012. why do the always sunny writers have more empathy than the friends writers. who let the powerpoint-made acid trip known as rodney guy be the first kids show with a non-joke gay marriage.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 28, 2023

If there was a Pokémon Stadium X in a future Smash game, I think I'd want it to not just bring back all the PS1 and PS2 forms, but also add forms based on all the remaining Pokémon types - possibly also modify the existing forms to seem more like a complete stage - adding small gimmicks and cameos to some of the PS1 forms and giving the PS2 forms slightly more distinctive layouts.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 28, 2023

Finding out that "woke" was originally part of AAVE makes the whole anti-woke culture war much, much worse - which is an accomplishment.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 27, 2023

Out of all the DriDim seasons, I was not expecting the lowest turnout for character submissions thus far (to my knowledge, my memory could be a little hazy) to be the series this site is based on.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 27, 2023

I dreaded this day since the first game's reveal trailer came out... I'm afraid that I may have just unleashed the Pandora box known as the "is Tak and the Power of Juju racist?" debate onto the NASB thread.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 27, 2023

Creation threads collide in our latest DriDim season: Super Smash Bros... featuring the echo fighters of EAC! Waluigi, Doomguy, Shovel Knight, Knuckles, Senator Armstrong, and more are available for you to pick and choose for special teams

SmashBoards Creates: Drifting Dimensions - The ultimate crossover kart racer!

JUMP Know there ip have crossed over a couple times, particularly with the pictured title and the more recent Jump Force. EDIT - Series Leads of Decades Team - Gon (90s/Hunter X Hunter), Light (00s/Death Note), Denji (10s/Chainsaw Man) Female Leads Team - Clare (Claymore), Jolyn (Jojo), Emma...

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Wario Wario Wario · Jun 27, 2023

everybody twelve million s hundred wty-i thousand t hundred chy-h

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 27, 2023

just found out that the dont pee on the floor fish game has positive transgender representation

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 27, 2023

I had a really weird dream where David Lynch was getting sued by Disney for buying the rights to this specific song from whoever the hell has the rights to Ocean's old games now - not the entire game soundtrack, not the game itself, not the cartoon it's based on, just this one song.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 26, 2023

I was not expecting an actual NASB leak to come out today lmao

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 26, 2023

Fun fact: The opening theme of Donkey Kong was plagiarized from Dragnet.

I was going to make a funny google-to-understand-the-joke "nintendo stingy and bad" meme of this, but unfortunately I couldn't find any funny relatable 50s cop procedural drama gifs to go along with it.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 26, 2023

Oh boy, I sure do love being the president of Warner Bros. on September 1993, I sure hope nobody places a giant Mickey Mouse balloon on our studio lot as a publicity stunt, exposing my limited knowledge of our upcoming media slate and forcing animators to tediously draw whiskers on multiple episodes of finished animation with less than a month before going to air.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 26, 2023

At this point, I'm starting to think the NASB devs just never signed an NDA

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 25, 2023

going back through the EAC page to prepare the echo list (more specifically the alt costumes) for the potential DriDim crossover and I just realized that we never made Trevor's alts. I'm gonna headcanon that he got lame alts like Sonic.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 25, 2023

me after shaking my 3ds (time to buy ar earth again after i blew it up)

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