had a pretty insane dream. spoilered for giant wall of text
so, i actually remember quite a bit firstly, i was taking a walk around town near my neighborhood, when i noticed a bunch of people crowded around a weird "gambling" building, i dont remember what it was called, but again, bunch of people crowding it, and i remember a bunch of obscenities being spewed by everyone trying to get in, including a bunch of 4chan slang
i got a bunch of picture of everyone. for some reason, and i tried to squeeze myself in where the crowed became a line suddenly and everyone was basically going through the toll booth, but in the form of a monkey with a name tag on his chest that says "george the destroyer", who was being monitored by a really gruff looking guy in a wizard suit who would ask "you got a paper with andrew jackson on it?" which basically was him asking for 20 bucks, and if you gave the monkey any less, he would maul your face off
i got lucky because i only had 10 bucks, but someone cut in front of me to give him a 1 dollar bill and he got his balls chopped off by the monkey off, so i managed to sneak by into the room behind the "toll booth"
and in said room, was this like, weird church room with a bunch of seats in it. it looked like the church my dad took me to when i was a kid. and then at the center of the podium at the pack emerges a fat neckbeard wearing a fedora, who gives a speech about something. i remember "we did it, reddit army" being spoken, but idk anything else. and then, we were given laptops for some reason and we had to take a test. one of the questions was "why do you like the kiwifarms?" and i just felt like i had to get out. and the way i did that was i was somehow uploading my images of the people i took photos of outside the building to the google doc i was taking the test on and said "is this you?", but somehow, the neckbeard can monitor all the test screens with his "/x/ vision" and created a really somber tone for the whole area suddenly
and said "sorry keklites, we have to pause this moment. we may be evil, but we just had an exceptionally sinful noob who wants to pwn us. we have to escort him out." and the neckbeard personally teleported near me and walked me out. he said he was gonna have authorities deal with me, which was scary, and then he threw me out onto the beach, which the gambling site was near now apparently. and then said officers came up, and they were actually just a wobbuffet and a swampert. all they did was ask me questiosn like "why did you do that" and say stuff like "you know thats not right to do" and just interrogated me further. i was actually walking around town again with a walkie talkie in my hand so they could interrogate me more while i was getting my excercise, but suddenly the conversation just ended
so i went back to that beach and saw that the swampert evolved into a FRICKING WAILORD and the wobbuffet is just watching. i asked "hey why arent you getting onto me anymore" and the wailord just said "oh you're off the hook lol go home"
also the wailord consumed gallons of sea water and sank to the bottom of the ocean and drowned after that. thats pretty much the end of the dream, other than going to the mall and seeing it invaded by zombies while we epically destroy them with cool powers
i got a bunch of picture of everyone. for some reason, and i tried to squeeze myself in where the crowed became a line suddenly and everyone was basically going through the toll booth, but in the form of a monkey with a name tag on his chest that says "george the destroyer", who was being monitored by a really gruff looking guy in a wizard suit who would ask "you got a paper with andrew jackson on it?" which basically was him asking for 20 bucks, and if you gave the monkey any less, he would maul your face off
i got lucky because i only had 10 bucks, but someone cut in front of me to give him a 1 dollar bill and he got his balls chopped off by the monkey off, so i managed to sneak by into the room behind the "toll booth"
and in said room, was this like, weird church room with a bunch of seats in it. it looked like the church my dad took me to when i was a kid. and then at the center of the podium at the pack emerges a fat neckbeard wearing a fedora, who gives a speech about something. i remember "we did it, reddit army" being spoken, but idk anything else. and then, we were given laptops for some reason and we had to take a test. one of the questions was "why do you like the kiwifarms?" and i just felt like i had to get out. and the way i did that was i was somehow uploading my images of the people i took photos of outside the building to the google doc i was taking the test on and said "is this you?", but somehow, the neckbeard can monitor all the test screens with his "/x/ vision" and created a really somber tone for the whole area suddenly
and said "sorry keklites, we have to pause this moment. we may be evil, but we just had an exceptionally sinful noob who wants to pwn us. we have to escort him out." and the neckbeard personally teleported near me and walked me out. he said he was gonna have authorities deal with me, which was scary, and then he threw me out onto the beach, which the gambling site was near now apparently. and then said officers came up, and they were actually just a wobbuffet and a swampert. all they did was ask me questiosn like "why did you do that" and say stuff like "you know thats not right to do" and just interrogated me further. i was actually walking around town again with a walkie talkie in my hand so they could interrogate me more while i was getting my excercise, but suddenly the conversation just ended
so i went back to that beach and saw that the swampert evolved into a FRICKING WAILORD and the wobbuffet is just watching. i asked "hey why arent you getting onto me anymore" and the wailord just said "oh you're off the hook lol go home"
also the wailord consumed gallons of sea water and sank to the bottom of the ocean and drowned after that. thats pretty much the end of the dream, other than going to the mall and seeing it invaded by zombies while we epically destroy them with cool powers
