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for some reason, i feel like there would've been a very likely reality that people started calling platform fighters "mascot fighters" and i had a visceral reaction to that thought
i have beating the bouncer (ps2) like five times, i do not recommend it tho
casual smash players watching football: "wow why is it always sunny when they play? football players are so whiny, they should hold games while it rains so that it gives it more variety"
i had a dream where i was at a nondescript arcade and i was about to go home before some middle aged woman stopped me and went "bro you have to check out this cool game, look at this" and showed me a new arcade game by namco called "xevious versus" which was supposed to be like pac-man versus but it's the xevious counterpart ig
except it was nothing like xevious except for it sharing the sprites for the player ships, but it was basically this top down shooter when two games controlled ships, and they had to shoot each other down, but you could select different colored ships with their own power ups and gimmicks
all i remember is that the pink ship had three hit points compared to the usual one hit point, and it turned into a whole ass mecha when it was down to its last hit
one of my favorite things to do in melee is to wavedash backwards off of a platform, hold shield while sliding off, and watching my character go into tumble and fall on the ground face down
can i get the gyattburger with rizzfries and a skibidi shake
mario kart double dash is really fun to control wth
also really messed up that the bob omb was originally a special item exclusive to waluigi. i think special items were cool, but it's probably for the best they never returned
SMASH BROS MELEE FLIPPER APPRECIATION POST
if super mario wonder was released in the early 2000's, there would've been a newgrounds flash animation of the talking flower being told to "shut up" and then mario burns them with the fire flower, and then it would get reuploaded to youtube with no credit
watchmojo was the original youtube slop content channel
"what are your hot takes on shipping?"
"i think international shipping fees are too high"
btw uh new scalie buff guy drawing or whatever. byyyyyyeeeee
if you have something against a fighting game and one of your arguments against it is "it's not fun for spectators to watch", you should have nest of spider eggs baked into the next pizza you make
"Hello Internal Frickface? A drawing of an average-built human woman, please. MWHAHAHAHA!"
mario party 3 had some pretty brutal minigames, damn
last night i had a dream where i played mario kart double dash for the first time in years
turns out i unlocked a new mode called "tournament" and decided to check it out
it was actually a whole ass 3d fighter. with all the characters selectable from the base game, with professor e gadd also in there shockingly enough
it played EXACTLY like tekken. wavedashing, korean backdashing, throw breaks, EVERYTHING. also e gadd played like a mishima and had a move called "Electric Wind Doc Fist", which is probably the funniest joke my brain has ever produced in years
have you seen him?
now you have : )
birthday today
i had a cool dream last night (kinda)
everything was like. completely normal. except i could turn into an eagle and fly. apparently i flew to virginia, and the great wall of china was there too for some reason. while i was human i met a woman who could also turn into an eagle and we both started flying and it was so cool and then after that, paragliders crashed into us and they took us to court and then the dream sucked after that
kirby: haiii! ababababa [rolls around on the ground with cake in his mouth]
kirby fan: this is a man who hates god and will slaughter anyone who gets in his way.
the woke riddler: "gender me this, batman"
GUYS I WAS LOOKING THROUGH THE EMOTES LIST HERE
AND I FOUND
THE BWOMP
warning for swear words and flashing lights
i remember.
the bouncer
Day 3. pic.twitter.com/tOZGLGiPWY
— Chuggaaconroy (@chuggaaconroy) September 17, 2023
had a weird smash bros dream
basically, i was playing smash 4 on the wii u, and everything was normal, right until i was unlocking special moves for king dedede
for some reason, kind dedede's default side special was replaced with just. mario's fludd. it had a lot of different options for it too, way more than usual. the ones i remember are Bouncy Water (contact with fludd's water makes the opponent bounce upward into the air, more range), needle water (fludd shoots out ice needles, it's basically just slow and terrible sheik needles), and for some reason, "Stone Smash", which was actually king dedede taking out a pokeball and summoning ludicolo out of it
but THIS ludicolo actually had his hands replaced with GIANT ASS BOULDERS and what he did was smash the boulders together and cave in the opponents skull and instantly take their stock
oh also he had the right back at ya voice
thats all i remember from it tho
fighting games are so fun when you dont have a ***** yelling in your ear about how "poorly balanced" or "beginner unfriendly" they are
the youtube commentary community thing was such a huge waste of time and im glad no one does that anymore
people who were into that could've done something productive like lets plays or something but instead they made videos about how XX_ScrungusRevenge69_XX was mean to them on deviantart while they had a slideshow of screenshots of edward elric from fullmetal alchemist going on
my wife at the restaurant: did you see the nintendo direct yesterday? they got rid of paper mario's border. it used to be "joever" but now we are "so barack"
— danielle🎃🌸 (@fyridk) September 17, 2023
the 7 year old at the table next to me: "i'm going gyatt mode"
preschoolers are going CRAZY rn
hd2d is the ugliest art style for a video game behind low poly horror games and xbox 360 era military shooters -
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