Champion of Hyrule

Champion of Hyrule · Aug 23, 2022

When you touch a cactus in a videogame and it deals damage: wow what a baby, cacti don’t d hurt that much in real life there’s no way it would actually do damage

When you touch a cactus in a videogame and it doesn’t deal damage: okay wow they don’t care about immersion at all why doesn’t this deal damage? Cacti have spikes

Champion of Hyrule · Aug 23, 2022

My long awaited youtube debut

Champion of Hyrule · Aug 23, 2022

I’m still salty about how the show clarence has a whole episode centering around daylight savings but the show takes place in Arizona which doesn’t observe it.

I don’t even live in arizona why does this bug me so much?

Champion of Hyrule · Aug 23, 2022

GTA

Yakuza
Having a very recognizable font that always reminds people of the series when they see it anywhere else

Champion of Hyrule · Aug 22, 2022

When you search up an old game on ebay and the first result is of a Japanese copy

Champion of Hyrule · Aug 22, 2022

You guys I have a confession to make

The only warioware game I played is game and wario which I got once from a library years ago

Champion of Hyrule · Aug 20, 2022

The word terf is such a misnomer. It would take a huge stretch of the imagination to consider those “people” feminists.

Also why do terfs even consider that word a slur? They’re openly anti trans so why do they consider it bad for someone to call them trans exclusionary?

Champion of Hyrule · Aug 20, 2022

Really dislike how thorgis arcade makes his videos a live premiere when they’re like 2 hours long it just means you have to wait extra long to watch the video from the start if you miss it and it’s so annoying

Champion of Hyrule · Aug 20, 2022

Expand a franchise thread is currently on Fire Emblem. If you’re a fan of the series or are just interested in the idea feel free to join the thread.

Smashboards Creates: Expand-A-Franchise, Currently Expanding… Nothing!

I'll submit two spirits: Digi-Boy Novice Stage: Port Town Aero Dive Song: Digi-Boy's Theme Opponent: Pit Rules: Enemy has ray gun, enemy is faster Billy Advanced Stage: Outer Space Song: Paper Engine Opponent: Diddy Kong Rules: Enemy is faster, enemy is giant And with that F-Zero content is...

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Champion of Hyrule · Aug 20, 2022

If I knew the basic amount of things about science I would absolutely write a fanfiction of walter and jessie going through the events of dr stone, I love the concept of dr stone and I actually think the characters of breaking bad would be perfect for it

Champion of Hyrule · Aug 19, 2022

why is tha donkey kong monster truck so sad?

Champion of Hyrule · Aug 19, 2022

Raiden! Raiden watch out, that isnt an ordinary metal gear! It’s something more. It’s a Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

Champion of Hyrule · Aug 19, 2022

People wanna know about the Oklahoma panhandle, I just wanna know what’s up with the Namibia panhandle like what kinda stuff happens there?

Champion of Hyrule · Aug 19, 2022

Don’t you just hate it when you tell your family about your british people getting eaten by trolls dream and they don’t laugh and are just really concerned that you would dream about that?

Champion of Hyrule · Aug 18, 2022

Saw a thing that said "can you and the characters of the last videogame you played get through the plot of the last movie you watched?" and the last game I played was persona 5 and last movie was the untouchables. I mean that's literally just persona 5...

Champion of Hyrule · Aug 18, 2022

Got rid of my ugly orange text colour and now it's so weird looking at my previous posts in threads

Champion of Hyrule · Aug 18, 2022

I just realized, why is it called rainbow cruise when that's not the name of the level? like why did smash used to just make up stage names like that?

Champion of Hyrule · Aug 18, 2022

Yakuza fans are so self deprecating lol, they’re always complaining about the combat even though it’s not that bad. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that, I fact I think it’s cool that they’re willing to criticize the games, I just think it’s kinda funny

Champion of Hyrule · Aug 18, 2022

A relic

Champion of Hyrule · Aug 17, 2022

It’s funny how every once and a while people will post clips from teen titans go and it’s them doing the most vile **** imaginable to beloved DC superheroes

Champion of Hyrule · Aug 17, 2022

I ****ING HATE people who go slow in a school zone when it’s not in effect like oh wow aren’t you just sooooooooo considerate of children what a saint you are. Hurry the **** up man.

Champion of Hyrule · Aug 17, 2022

Imagine: you wake up and get a notification that says “presidential alert from joe biden: sorry, the intrusive thoughts won”

Champion of Hyrule · Aug 17, 2022

Unless there’s something I didn’t know about doesn’t goku in fortnite make this the first official time goku can fight superman?

Champion of Hyrule · Aug 17, 2022

Had a dream there was a British TV show that was just non stop footage of peoples bodies decomposing and lying on the ground as they slowly get eaten by trolls and giants

Champion of Hyrule · Aug 17, 2022

I like how yusukes description of medjed (the god) in persona 5 makes him seem to intimidating then you look up a picture and it’s this:

anyways add medjed to smite

Champion of Hyrule · Aug 16, 2022

Cinderly & Blue

Champion of Hyrule · Aug 16, 2022

Never order the poutine from KFC. Worst mistake of my life.

(there’s nothing that’s actually gross about it it’s just so bad)

Champion of Hyrule · Aug 16, 2022

Just found out jordan petersons daughter once dated andrew tate and I think that’s the funniest thing in the world

Linkmain-maybe · Aug 16, 2022

Converted successfully

Champion of Hyrule · Aug 16, 2022

Just gimme a minute to poorly insert a picture of frog chrono trigger’s face onto ashley real quick

Champion of Hyrule · Aug 16, 2022

Keep on forgetting Moon Knight and Ms Marvel are in the MCU, they’re both superheroes I never really had experience with before their respective shows but ended up absolutely loving the characters even if the shows were slightly underwhelming. Just really wish they were full length movies is all I’m saying I guess.

Champion of Hyrule · Aug 15, 2022

One of my weird fantasies is to go to an alternate universe that doesn’t have the same entertainment we do and be like “hey here’s my original character spiderman” or something and become a millionaire writing totally original stories that are in no way just multiversal plagiarism

Champion of Hyrule · Aug 15, 2022

You know what I just realized about the hide the pain harold image? What the heck is that mug? I have never seen a mug that’s that shape why is there that weird slant on one side and not the other side?

Champion of Hyrule · Aug 15, 2022

Sometimes I just get drunk on internet power and search up every random word or phrase I’ve heard in the last week where I’m not 100% confident I know exactly what it means to find out what they all mean

Champion of Hyrule · Aug 15, 2022

I like how a car isn’t even the weirdest pick in fighters megamix

Champion of Hyrule · Aug 15, 2022

Every videogame and movie ever should have a spinoff that takes place in another time period

Champion of Hyrule · Aug 15, 2022

Donald Trump: If only there was a way to further damage my presidential legacy!

Stealing top secret documents and leaving them in your home:

Champion of Hyrule · Aug 14, 2022

Finally playing persona 5 because I put it off for a while and I feel like I’m at the perfect point in my life to play it. This might sound cringey or whatever but I’m at a point in my life where I’m just about to move past being a teenager and the whole game feels like a celebration of one’s teenage years in a way, including the overdramatization and maybe even edginess of the whole thing.

Champion of Hyrule · Aug 14, 2022

I’m going to actually attempt to make serious youtube videos. Will start the script of my first youtube video tomorrow

Champion of Hyrule · Aug 14, 2022

Doing the “favorite game for each year you’ve been alive” thing. Goes by year of first release, no compilations

2005: Shadow of the Colossus
2006: Okami
2007: Mass Effect
2008: Mario Kart Wii
2009: Assassins Creed II
2010: Xenoblade Chronicles
2011: Minecraft
2012: Fire Emblem Awakening
2013: Metal Gear Rising
2014: Smash Wii U
2015: Undertale
2016: Persona 5
2017: Cuphead
2018: God of War
2019: Fire Emblem Three Houses
2020: Crash Bandicoot 4
2021: Deltarune Chapter 2
2022: I guess kof 15 by default unless I’m forgetting something only other game I played from this year is multiversus

These are all pretty basic picks, I know, but whatever. Also admittedly I’ve only played the remakes of shadow of the colossus and xenoblade but I just counted when the original games released.

Hardest ones to decide were 2017 and 2021 so I guess honorable mentions to Breath of the Wild, Resident Evil 7 and Metroid Dread

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