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Your NEW Zodiac Sign

Omni

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Link to original post: [drupal=3933]Your NEW Zodiac Sign[/drupal]



http://www.kidglue.com/2011/01/13/zodiac-signs-change-astrological-signs-old-vs-new-list/

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"Looking to become a “new you” in 2011? Well, a new revelation by astronomer Parke Kunkle is going to make that a whole lot easier.

According to Kunkle, the Earth’s alignment has changed over the past few hundred thousand years, making what you thought was your astrological sign, actually incorrect.

The reputable astronomer insists that the signs you born into have changed and a one-month gap in the zodiac signs is the result of the change.

So what does that mean for you?

If you used to be a Virgo, you’re now a Leo. If you used to be a Leo, you’re now a Cancer – and so forth.

But that’s not all.

In addition to changing the signs, the astronomers want to add a thirteenth zodiac sign called Ophiuchus. You’re an Opiuchus if your birthday falls from Nov 29 – Dec 17.

Furthermore, the new zodiac sign dates overlap one another. As you can see below, any person whose birthday falls on the last possible day of the sign, also falls into the first day of the next sign. For instance, if your birthday is on August 10, technically you fall into both the Cancer and the Leo categories. I guess, at that point, you just choose which one you like better J.

Try explaining this one to your children!

Here’s the complete list of old vs. new. Take a look and let us know what you think about this news:"



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so instead of being a Leo, i'm now a Cancer.
the only thing i could think of when i saw that was:

"well... ****."
 
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the Earth’s alignment has changed over the past few hundred thousand years
How the hell is this relevant if astronomy wasn't invented until about 5000 years ago?
 

deepseadiva

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Wait, so what I believed about Zodialogy wasn't true?
 

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Still a Sagitretgsdvbsfvsewius.
 

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ok so where the hell is May 9 on the new list?

Am I blind?
The list is wrong at the top

Aries is apparantly April 18 - May 13 whereas the OP (incorrectly) has it as the Aquarius dates


I'm still going to consider myself a Capricorn - the old Zodiac sign of Capricorn ended on the 19th and 20th of Jan in various versions and the 20th of Jan is when the 'new' Capricorn starts so I'm going to take that as being the 19th :p I like being a Capricorn anyway, I feel most of the traits describe me


This should surely only apply to people born this year
 

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Ok thank God I just learned that this applies to people after 2009

I was NOT gonna be stuck for the rest of my life as a pentagon
 

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really which i coulda been a Ophiuchus. So badass haha. Only a few days short :<

WOW FUELBI You should be greatful! ophiuchus is this snake bearing badass.
 

Gatlin

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Went from Sagittarius to Opiuchus :(

Snake-holding man is lame, I'm going to continue considering myself a Sagittarius.
Don't worry, apparently this only applies to those born in 2011 and later. Technically you should be an "Ophiuchus?", but you are still considered a Sagittarius :)
 

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So I'm still a Cancer because of a Grandfather Clause?

I'd rather be a Cancer than a stupid Gemini...but now I feel like I'm a fake Cancer :(
 

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So has no one actually looked anything up on this. Your sign has only changed if you follow "sidereel" which is an indian version of astrology It actually follows constellations, which is always moving and thus changing. If you follow the western/tropical zodiac then nothing has changed.


:c
 

Mota

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Capricorn to Sagi.

I'm still going to read the Capricorn paragraph anyways
 
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