Wreck-It Bowser

[Deleted member 189823]

LOL
Think anyone would have done that already if they wanted to desperately win.

 

[Flayl]

You don't have to be desperate to pick MK. Just smart really

 

[B!squick]

>.> Why does the site look so normal right now...

Getting ready to play Alpha Protocol because I heard it had better endings than Mass Effect 3's choosing your color BS.

 

[Z'zgashi]

Cuz the site runs on west coast time. Give it another hour.

 

[B!squick]

Cuz the site runs on west coast time. Give it another hour.

*crickets chirp*

 

[Deleted member 189823]

Using MK is boring.

 

[Z'zgashi]

wow, no april fools?

inb4 theyre trolling us hardcore and will do something epic

 

[Hylian]

wow, no april fools?

Inb4 theyre trolling us hardcore and will do something epic

¯\_.(ツ)._/¯

 

[Z'zgashi]

Ha, told you ALL.

 

[Deleted member 189823]

This color makes my eyes hurt. @_@

 

[Uncle]

Slowpoke, you're late again! Didn't you learn anything from your previous fiasco? Ladies and gentlemen, take a look at this..........

Yeah, it's always been a bad habit for him. I keep on telling him to get therapy, but he never makes it to his appointments on time!

 

[Deleted member 189823]

I think Slowpoke is cute.

 

[Z'zgashi]

Slowpoke is ****ing hot.

 

[B!squick]

I'll just leave this here for anyone who wants to know more about the Game of Thrones TV series.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-problems-with-living-in-game-thrones-universe/

Also this if I haven't already posted it here.

http://www.cracked.com/video_18317_why-mario-secretly-douchebag.html

 

[Zigsta]

Hey guys, I will be taking a 6 week break from Smash/SWF as part of a rehab program for my arms. If you need me for any pressing issues, shoot me an email.

 

[Cassius.]

wtf happened..?

 

[Uncle]

All I know is that he's had legit health issues with his arms/hands before, iirc. Stuff like that can really mess up your game. I hope the rehab goes well, Zig.

 

[Sky Pirate]

He said that he had flexor tendonitis last time. Hope it goes well, sir Zigsta!

 

[B!squick]

Make sure you stay away from Guitar Hero and Rock Band. That game really messes up my hands.

 

[Deleted member 189823]

What is knockback scaling? :x

 

[Sinister Slush]

Get well soon, Zigsta.

 

[Scatz]

Get your arms/hands in shape man! Hate to see people always having health issues.

 

[Z'zgashi]

gl Zig, get better quick!

What is knockback scaling? :x

How much the percentage effects your knockback. So basically, moves with higher knockback scaling will send them flying further the more damage you have like a multiplier.

So for example (and this isnt EXACTLY how it works, just a REALLY simplified version, it's actually really complicated), lets say you have 2 smash attacks, Smash Attack 1 has 125 knockback at 0% with a 0.5 knockback scale, and Smash Attack 2 has 100 knockback at 0% with a 1.0 knockback scale. So basically, you multiply the knockback scaling by the percentage the opponent has, then add the initial knockback. So with that, the knockback would be:

Smash Attack 1: 0% - 125 KB / 50% - 150 KB / 100% - 175 KB
Smash Attack 2: 0% - 100 KB / 50% - 150 KB / 100% - 200 KB

So basically, the knockback one smash attack 1 would send them flying far earlier, but over time, smash attack 2 with start sending them flying further. The knockback multiplier is just what makes you fly further the more damage you have.

 

[Deleted member 189823]

Thank you. (:

 

[B!squick]

Battlefield 3 patch is bad. Aside from the weapon and attachment tweaks everything else is bad and they've ruined the mortar. Dice should feel bad.

Remember when games were fun and you didn't have to worry about bad patches screwing it up? Those were the days...

 

[Z'zgashi]

Implying BF3 was ever good enough to be screwed up. That game has always been terrible, all they could do is make it even worse.

 

[Deleted member 189823]

zomg Bowser in Brawl-.

 

[Z'zgashi]

Imo the best thing about Brawl Minus Bowser is his fsmash options.

 

[Uncle]

Imo the best thing about Brawl Minus Bowser is his fsmash options.

I also love his sliding d-tilt, and who can forget the AUTO HEAVY ARMOR?

 

[Deleted member 189823]

Imo the best thing about Brawl Minus Bowser is his fsmash options.

What are his options with his F-Smash?

 

[NickRiddle]

I also love his sliding d-tilt, and who can forget the AUTO HEAVY ARMOR?

You're not playing the most recent version.
Took that out because Bowser was either a 100% lose or 100% win option.

 

[Uncle]

You're not playing the most recent version.
Took that out because Bowser was either a 100% lose or 100% win option.

Oh, I'm aware of that. I'm just recalling the polarized Bowser shenanigans of old.

 

[Z'zgashi]

What are his options with his F-Smash?

While charging fsmash now, you can cancel the charge by rolling and such out of it. Allows a lot of mix ups and such.

 

[Player-1]

Implying BF3 was ever good enough to be screwed up. That game has always been terrible, all they could do is make it even worse.

you're crazy.

 

[Cassius.]

that fsmash backdash...yes.

ive always wanted it

 

[B!squick]

Implying BF3 was ever good enough to be screwed up. That game has always been terrible, all they could do is make it even worse.

Mass Effect 3 falsely advertised, says BBB

^I lol'd. The BBB even thinks BioWare's **** stinks.

And sign up for Hawken. It's awesome and I need references.

http://playhawken.com/?ref=4ET3tBxM

 

[SFA Smiley]

Hey how do I use Bowser in doubles?

inb4don't

I have a Falcon but it's low tiers and everyone and their mother's fajita is gonna be using Falcon

I know how bad he is in dubs but can I still get tips?

 

[Uncle]

Yeah, he sucks in doubles, but if you're talking about LOW TIER doubles, then he can more than hold his own.

1. Try to team with a Lucas if you can. He'll appreciate the fire breath healing.

2. Use SideB and grab releases sparingly, because they're both so easy to interrupt in doubles. If your team can separate the enemy team or get a 2v1, though, then go for them.

3. Your teammate should make a heavy effort to use his/her moves to knock an opponent into one of your various kill moves. Team combos, everybody loves them, especially when they end with a Bowser kill move.

4. If a Bowsercide will take an opponent out at the cost of your own last life, then it might be a good idea. It all hinges upon how many stocks your teammate and the other opponent have left, as well as your teammate's confidence in his/her 1v1 ability. Of course, there's also share stocks for a 2v1 beatdown, possibly.

5. Stay grounded, use jabs, and use Fortress even more than usual. The enemy team will try to get you into the air or offstage to team combo or team edgeguard your massive body. If you take to the skies, make sure that the reward is worth the risk.

 

[Z'zgashi]

Just stay grounded, stock tank, turtle, clean up, and support/back up your teammate.

 

[SFA Smiley]

Meh, I'm the better player of my teammate =/

I'll figure something out then