Wish Corruptor

[F1r3w0lf]

Ok. Here it is:
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I wish to instantly catch up on my Odyssey homework.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, the Cyclops gets stabbed in the eye, Eurylochus and others eat the cow and Odysseus marries Penelope. ZOMG SPOILERZ!!!!

I wish I could see what he did there.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Odysseus had married Penelope since the beginning, I'm at the part where they bury Elpenor.

I wish I had more time tonight to do my Odyssey homework.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It is now the morning (try sparknotes.com!).

I wish I could stay home today.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you have to make up the work that you missed at school.

I wish for some way to escape from my school forever and still get a good job.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You become a prostitute.

I wish that Sly wouldn't say "That's not a good job!"

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, Mama Luigi does.

I wish for Windows 1337.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but it's really un-1337.

I wish people knew the true meaning of a paradox.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, I do...

I wish Buffy the Vampire Slayer would stop driving a stake into my homework.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, she drives a stake into Gaia Online instead, and the real world becomes overrun with n00bs.

And then, the admins of the real world lock down the real world, and the Adminadox occurs.

I wish to save King Harkinian from this disaster.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted. No corruption.

I wish DUNNA DUNNA NUN DUN-DUN-DUNNA DUNNA NUN

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but XACE plays Crank Dat.
...which makes Buffy shove a stake through him.

I wish that Mama Luigi would stop coming to my house whilst I'm asleep to bite my ear.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you get some Rock TV, and it doesn't have a remote.

I wish my grandma would not be trying to kick me off the computer right now.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, I do instead.

I wish that Magikarp would come here, so that he, Ninja Karp and I may fusion so that I no longer have multiple personalities on the internetz.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You do it in the way people do it on DragonBallZ, everyone makes fun of you, and you defuse after half an hour.

I wish that the A1liondox reigned supreme.

 

[Jason546]

Granted. A1liondox becomes power-hungry, and starts killing off everyone in the world (including you).

I wish I could have all the money in the world.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, the world is now my right pocket. I have no money in it so you are poor.

I wish *paradox occurs*.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. An A1liondox stops it.

I wish to find a thread more popular than this one.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, go to some ******** thread on Gaia Online. They always SOMEHOW manage to get their stupid threads up to, like, 100 million pages.

I wish Gaia Online would die.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You are Gaia Online.

I wish that someone would find a more popular thread than this on smashboards (I can't believe Sly Fox didn't understand that).

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, go to the vending machine or the person below true or false.

I wish A1lion would listen to me.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Hey! I did understand it, I just wanted to loophole my way out of it.

Granted, it's a spam thread. On Smashboards. Happy now?

I wish A1lion hadn't severely insulted me by calling me Gaia Online.

EDIT: Granted, Xace, but he calls you incompetent.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. He called you /b/.

Spoiler

A friend actually called me that IRL

I wish that I could face the final boss of the internet, /b/, and win.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You become Sly Fox, who is Gaia Online.

I wish that I could find a thread on smashboards with more pages than this.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you fail.

I wish A1lion would realize that there is no other thread with more pages than this.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, he DIE!!!ed

I wish A1 would actually look for his own thread and not ask us again about it.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You become Jigglypuff8, who is Sly Fox who is Gaia Online.

I wish I wouldn't get banned for just using that as a corruption all the time.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, but you are exposed as a bot, and we form a botnet and shut you down.

I wish I could play TrackMania.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you break it.

I wish I didn't have a biology tomorrow.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You have Quantum Physics 101.

I wish my team had played better tonight.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, they lose by only 9000.

I wish for page 1003.

 

[Tom]

Granted. You become Sly Fox, who is Gaia Online.

I wish that I could find a thread on smashboards with more pages than this.

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=79080

 

[Kinzer]

I'm sorry, you didn't make a wish Tom Nom, therefore YOU MUST DIE!!!

I wish to make a guide to Forum Gaming in the soon future.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's full of YouTube Poop links.

I wish I could make 5 and 5 equal 10.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but the rest of the Math problem states that you must divide that answer by zero.

I wish to divide by OVER 9000!!!

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, 18,002/9,001=2. That was easy.

I wish I could control all types of true paradoxes.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but FinNess actually studied them in his Art class today.

I wish I could get a picture of my best drawing up in a post here.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted.

I wish I could draw that good.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but I break your hands and feet.

I wish I had a cloud pet.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. If you mean a pet that's a cloud, it rains on you and leaves.

I wish I could comprehend the magnitude of a thread with that many pages (http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=79080).