Wish Corruptor

[XACE-K]

Since you want an opposite day, there could be no opposite day. If you don't want an opposite day, there's no opposite. So a paradox occurs.

I wish everyone followed my logic.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, everyone does, the world explodes, everyone dies etc.

I wish everyone had to pay me money.

 

[Dogysamich]

Granted. But it's just gunna be what we owe you for landing on the Reading Railroad. And that's the only railroad you got. Dont you dare come over to my boardwalk, nyukka.

I wish Talim wasnt ********.

 

[damezguy]

granted. but his ****** powers have affected you and you do a dance in public.

i wish that this week i eat two doner kebabs because i love them.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but you die in 10 seconds.

I wish I thought of a better corruption.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but you die in 10 seconds.

I wish for motivation.

 

[Frown]

Granted.

Google image search:

I wish I would go to bed.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted you wake up, you explode, you live, etc.

I wish for the funny

 

[Skrah]

Granted, your lungs explode of laughter and you live connected to a life support machine forever.

I wish I could fly.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, you fly in the sun, you explode, etc.

I wish for my blog to be un-closed.

 

[damezguy]

granted, it opens again and causes the internet to go into meltdown and baying mobs stone you to death,

i wish my toon link was better.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Your Toon Link is so good, that it increases Toon Link's popularity. However, with this, some kind of major flaw is found in Toon Link's gameplay overall due to everybody playing him, and this is exploitable enough to move him to F tier.

I wish I could go to White Castle. Why are they in every state around PA but not in PA? ;_;

 

[Dogysamich]

Not granted. YOU'RE EATTIN KRYSTALS WITH ME. : ( ( ( ( ( *White Castle 4 Lyfe*

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I Wish i had tinted windows on my car.

 

[powuh_of_PIE]

Granted, it happens in the middle of driving and you crash.

I wish I was a mod.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You're mod of the Pit Stop. Congratulations.

I wish that I could be a walking encyclopedia of Pokemon knowledge and trivia.

 

[RazeveX]

Granted......but...you're a walking encyclopedia of Pokemon knowledge and trivia.......

I wish every corruption wasn't "you die" or "you explode".

 

[LewsTherin]

granted, but you die suddenly.

I wish I had an Oh Henry.

 

[aceofdiamonds825]

Granted but you learn you're allergic to peanuts!

I wish my dog had cute little puppies

 

[KRiMz0N]

granted, you now have 42 puppies to take care of. and your dog died

i wish for knowledge of how to do the thing i need to most at present

 

[Scott!]

Granted: you must kill your own mother with a broken lawn chair to do it.

I wish my project partner would do all the work instead of me, and not mess it up.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, he claims all the credit and can provide proof that you did none of the work.

I wish I knew if I had a good eye for color.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but you are blind.

I wish I was better at rhyming.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted but you lose your voice
I wish it was April already

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but its the 31st

I wish I would have EVERYTHING except a voice, I could totally sacrifice that

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You also have chesticles.

I wish that LittleKuriboh would post up a new Yugioh Abridged episode already.

 

[damezguy]

granted but you get so excited you drop dead.

i wish i would meet the perfect girl soon.

 

[Dogysamich]

Granted. And you'll even hook up with her. Then you'll find out she's a ******.

I wish I could go play some SF4 with GAPeach.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You get to go play Super ****ing 4 with GAPeach.

I wish for teh lulz.

 

[damezguy]

granted. a man with the medical condition, killsfunnyguysitis spots you telling jokes and goes to get his friend mr axe man.

i wish that my football team will win the league in the next 2 years.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. They kick you off the team before the season starts.

I wish for a karpaliondox.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you call it ALINDOX instead. Karp kill syou, I kill him, Dogy kills me, and you slipped poop in dogy's food so you kill him so ALINDOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.

there...

I wish something.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's a granted wish.

I wish for some sleep.

 

[ranmaru]

Grante-- WAIT NO. I was up all night preparing a crappy essay to only get one hour of sleep and then my mom thought I was texting all knight so I left my phone at home and have no money for bus. I"M SCREWED. WISH GRANTED. (jk about the no money part of course I have moneiez)

I wish I could sleep.

 

[damezguy]

granted. you sleep. forever.

i wish that i get a top university place.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but only if you go to the rhyme topic. ;3

I wish for awesome things to come my way and only my way jk I'm not selfish why whould I say that.

 

[Niiro]

granted. I hate you.
i wish that i have brass knuckles hangin' from my neck and my chain. and a model 26 but that stays in her place.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but you die. Also I love you. wait what... xD

I wish time reveresed it to find out what would happen and hope it never would happen again.

 

[Niiro]

granted. i said i hate you because u ninja'd me. *goes invisible to be a true ninja*
i wish i was invisible

 

[ranmaru]

Not granted since you can already be invisible so you KRATE PARE DOX!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Thread derailment is not funny.

I wish for a train.