Wish Corruptor

[toon_marth]

granted, but that something is nothing. you have nothing.

I wish I had more bagel bites

 

[Dogysamich]

Granted. But they're going to be cheese, and diet. XD

I wish I had a different entertainment stand for my tvs.

 

[toon_marth]

Granted, but its from Goodwill and its about to collapse.

I wish I could get my copy of melee out of storage.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted but all the copies of brawl you store in there fall on you

I wish I could play like M2K

 

[Dogysamich]

Granted, but the only thing you'll see for the rest of your days are jiggs and diddys.

I wish Jill was good in MvC2.

 

[shoryusatsu999]

Your wish has been granted... Everybody else is completely broken.

*gathers the DBs* I wish that most of the people I live with are geniuses!!!

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted, but they are evil geniuses who plan on taking over the world only to lose to a blue hedgehog

I wish Bowser would quit losing to Mario

 

[Frown]

Granted, the next game will be "Super Bowser Bros." where you wait in Bowser's castle for 45 hours until Mario makes it there.

I wish for 9999999999999999999999 dollars.

 

[toon_marth]

granted, but as your driving home from the bank, you get pulled over. The cops fine you for 9999999999999999999999 dollars for voting for Dedede's theme.

I wish for a tennis court.

 

[Dogysamich]

Granted. It's going to be a clay court.

I wish I could make uber backgrounds for my sigs.

 

[toon_marth]

Granted, but the Mods disable all sigs the next day.

I wish I had roy's sword of seals.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it's broken.

I wish I didn't fall off the cliff.

 

[toon_marth]

Granted. You fell off a different cliff.

I wish there was no more flaming.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted, but you wake up from your dream

I wish I had some pancakes and eggs right now

 

[Dogysamich]

Granted. Pumpkin Pancakes with moisenberry syrup (or whatever it's called)

I wish some saturday morning cartoons were on.

 

[Frown]

Granted, you get a Sonic Sez marathon.

I wish for a PS3 that I could sell for lots of money.

 

[Dogysamich]

Granted. You're gunna get jacked for the money before you can spend it.

I wish that you would couldnt corrupt my wish.

 

[toon_marth]

Granted, a guy on eBay scams you.

I wish for rof hsiw I

 

[The Dinkoman]

GranteddetnarG.

I wish for a billion, infinite, decillion amounts of pencils.

 

[Frown]

Granted.

I wish I had the Dinkoman's pencils.

 

[The Dinkoman]

I wish I had The Dinkoman™'s pencils.

Fixed to proper spelling

and Granted but you have to give them all back

I wish for moar water

 

[Frown]

Granted.

Oh, btw. I got it from the toilet.

I wish for WEEGEE

 

[toon_marth]

granted. Something THIS good should not be corrupted.

I wish for Dr. Octagonopus

 

[Dogysamich]

Granted, but you're not getting lungs so you're going to down.

I wish the next person had no way whatsoever to corrupt my wish.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You have to clean the sewers in Mumbai.

I wish I just hadn't unleashed that evil upon the world.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, I kill you because that little meme we Forum Gamers started is part of my nostalgia.

I wish to put my bed in the toaster.

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[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted but you were strap to the bed *SMORES*

I wish i had more time in the day

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You use that time to clean the sewers in Mumbai.

I wish to clean the sewers under your mom.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but you can only use your tounge.

I wish I hadn't lol'd after that.

 

[Dogysamich]

Not granted. Sick ****.

I wish people didnt get so hung up over a topic room name.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, they get hung whenever they read a topic room name.

I wish I had a Master Ball.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but you can only use it on Prof. Oak.

I wish I just hadn't laughed

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you die.

I wish the next poster would know what a kereximasplosion is.

 

[Deleted member]

False. *Kereximasplodes*

Next person likes cake.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, true-ish.

I wish I didn't have canker sores.

 

[Deleted member]

False. Granted, you find a piece of a sodium on a hiking trip, and show it to one of your friends, who has a tendency to kick people in the balls.

I wish I had remembered which game this was.

 

[XACE-K]

You get potatoes.

V Will corrupt my wish.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Wish granted, V will did corrupt yo wish

I wish this Friday wasn't the 13th

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, its 1865, Friday the 14, and you just happen to be John Booth and you just shot Lincoln.

I wish for Time Lincoln.

 

[Brav3r]

Lincoln denies you any more time

i wish this day went by a lot more slower