Wish Corruptor

[ranmaru]

you just got it. BRA

I wish to battle you!

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted you explode when I win..

I wish for moar wigi colors

 

[ranmaru]

GRANTED.

I wish I knew what happened to the Longest Rhyme Topic.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted, it got deleted.

I wish for more snow in GA

 

[ranmaru]

Granted buat you must live on a hill

I wish for MONEY

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted, but you give it all to the Alpha needs a PS3 foundation

I need a boat

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but it sinks... along with the money...

I wish that I could live underwater and survive with the money and ship

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted but all the water on earth evaporates. PWNT

I wish i was a lyrical genius

 

[Dogysamich]

Granted, but you'll lose your voice in 10 minutes.

I wish I could hang my wallscrolls in my room.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but you die. I then keep your room with all the awesome stuff inside it.

I wish that Aim was working.

 

[jber4life]

Granted, but the only person online wants to kill you

I wish I had a taco

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but the Taco wants to kill you

I wish I could eat it after it killed you

 

[Brav3r]

granted, thats not ordinary taco meat.

I wish my books were edible

 

[Frown]

Granted, they taste like strawberries. Which you happen to hate.

I wish for edible books with orange flavour.

 

[Brav3r]

granted the taste like orange peels

i wish for my books to taste like french fries

 

[Frown]

Granted, they taste like fried French people.

I wish for edible books that actually taste good.

 

[Brav3r]

granted, it "actually does" but, you still think it taste bad

i wish for a green chocobo

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, he's green because he's sick and will die in 2 minutes.

I wish for item number 2.

 

[Brav3r]

granted. but too bad, you could have won a new car with item number 1

i wish for a Red chocobo instead

 

[Yuan Ka-Fai]

Granted, but it goes insane and devours you alive.

I wish Namco would give us an English Tales of Destiny 2 already. (To anyone who hasn't played Tales, Namco is very stingy about releasing them over here)

 

[Dogysamich]

Granted. The story's going to be horribly translated... and nobody's gunna have Pow Hammer.

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Speaking of Pow Hammer, I wish I had a Pow Hammer that I could throw at people.

 

[Brav3r]

granted, you throw and you miss

i wish i could be a hammer bro

 

[Yuan Ka-Fai]

Granted, but Mario comes and owns you

I wish the Chicago Cubs would stop losing every year.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted, they no longer exist as a team

I wish MLB wasn't so boring to watch

 

[ranmaru]

Granted they change to MLG but are still the same. ;]

I wish I could grant better next time.

 

[Dogysamich]

Granted. .... no, just granted. Watching baseball feels like a punishment worse than death.

I wish we could have baseball playing robots so MLB could just be Base Wars.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted, but all the robots kaboom

I wish for the weekend to get here sooner

 

[Brav3r]

granted, you just missed like a day or two ago

i wish this day would slow down a little

 

[ranmaru]

Not granted it SPEEEDS UP KEEPSPEDDIN YO ROFLZ

I wish I didn't just realize where I got keep speeding from :]

 

[Lupito]

Granted but your memory will erase in 10 seconds

i wish i can get laid

 

[Yuan Ka-Fai]

Granted, but the girl you get it on with has an STD

I wish I ruled the world!!!

 

[Lupito]

granted, but you have to give a girl without STD to have sex with!

I wish i had a pony!

 

[ranmaru]

granted.

I wish the next person gives up their virginty to the poster that posts after them. xD

 

[Lupito]

Not granted. YEAH RIGHT

i wish i meet the girl of my dreams.

 

[ranmaru]

not granted for not granting my wish ahaha. (glad you didn't man don't want any from you dawg xD )

(theres no girls on the internetz anymore jk)

wish for a girl too yay

 

[Lupito]

granted. (freakin funny man)

I wish for a reason for being single

 

[ranmaru]

granted but you must find it within your self and post it in the next post you make

I wish for nothing.

 

[LadyKirbess]

Granted, you get nothing plus something o_O

I wish I knew the meaning of life

 

[Lupito]

Nor granted.....because i'm lazy now.

i wish i can believe it's butter

 

[LadyKirbess]

Granted, but it still isn't butter.

I wish that gravity was optional.