Wish Corruptor

[ranmaru]

Granted but... YOU DIE. [my bed is actually low-tier, its super small and its on the floor and I fell and almost hit my head on something]

I wish for myself to have a CAR

 

[Dogysamich]

Granted. HOT WHEELS LEADIN THE WAY.

I wish I had a better chair.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but.... no corruption.

I wish I can get to the hotel tommorow YAYYAYA

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted, but you find out there are no more rooms available

I wish Doc wasn't in melee XD

 

[ranmaru]

NOT GRANTED NOT EVER NO WAY. D:<

I wish you didn't just wish that wish and instead that you wished samus wasn't in melee.

 

[XACE-K]

Too bad. Samus > Doc although Doc > Pichu, Jiggz, Peach, Zelda, Pikachu, Young Link, and Nana.

I wish I made sense.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted, but no else makes sense now thus we cant understand you.

I wish for better days

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but before they come, days called WORST come before that. (generally how they should I mean would come)

I wish for BEST DAYS

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you must live by yourself on Venus to obtain it.

I wish I was a chicken.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted, but your now on the KFC menu XD

I wish to win the lottery

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but you are forced to give it to a mob which hosts a child miracle network fund which SAYS its for kids but its really for them and if you don't your body will be in a bag the next day, and no one would know.

I wish for life not to be that cruel

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. But then my crush asks me out. Woohoo!

I wish I had more incentive to not leave the forum games...

 

[Dogysamich]

Granted, but you have to go play Video Game Characters. :D

I wish Smashboards wasnt being laggy as mess right now.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but now its being laggy for MEEEEEe

I wish it was NEVER laggy

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted, but you cant log in cause you got ban

I wish for a Hurricane

 

[ranmaru]

Granted you get Hurrican Ike and you won't get any sympathy from him

I wish for FOOD

 

[Brav3r]

granted, instead of food you get F.O.O.D (Fast, Ordered, Omega, Destroyer)

i wish for LUNCH.

 

[ranmaru]

LOOFY UNCh....

I wish for an awesome wish

 

[Brav3r]

granted, but your wish is not so awsome, its a cheese sandwich

i wish for a wish thats worth wishing for to make my wishes a whole lot more wishful

 

[A1lion835]

Wish denied!

I wish posting in the forum games was more appealing to me.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you get punched.

I wish my logic was the only logic in the world.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. But then it turns into Sly Fox logic, which is really just A2lion836 logic. Oh, also, random, I think jigglyppuff8 is marthbeast's F1r3w0lf's alternate.

I wish I hadn't made this wish. *paradox occurs, Karp comes and kills it*

 

[XACE-K]

Stupid A1, Karp can't kill paradoxes ny himself, he needs the help of the Mighty Morhping PINGAS! Rangers. And since I mention them, you're no longer one of them, you're replaced by Baron.

I wish I was invincible for a day.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but you are super vulnarable to cheese the next morning, and it causes you to be very sickly for 14 months.

I wish for that to not happen

 

[Brav3r]

granted,but its not cheese this time, its milk.

i wish mewtwo was in brawl for one day

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but its actually melee ;3

wish for INFINTY PIE

 

[Dogysamich]

true, but it's going to be rotten pie.

I wish somebody dared to try to stop me from going back to bed.

 

[ranmaru]

granted no corruption.

I wish for food. : D

 

[Dogysamich]

Granted. Plate full of chitlins for you. *pukes*

_____

I wish I would clean this room.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but to clean it you must dive deeper within your room meaning you must make more of a mess to get the trash within out and THEN sort out what you have left.

I wish I could clean my room

 

[Brav3r]

granted, you "could" do it, but you won't

I wish i could find the floor in my room

 

[Dogysamich]

Granted. *Suplex*

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Wish i had something else to go with this bacon. -nom nom nom-

 

[ranmaru]

Granted. BUT ONLY YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS. xD

I wish you didn't give me another I XD

 

[Dogysamich]

Granted. For now.....

I wish I had another pepsi.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, no corruption!

I wish for... something, AWESOMe.

 

[XACE-K]

Предоставленный, это - удар сокола.

I wish the next person would understand it.

 

[ranmaru]

Wish Granted. I am not the next person though.

I wish to be MUCH better at melee. : D

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted but you play as Bluigi liek me :D

I wish I could wavedash farther in melee

 

[ranmaru]

Granted you can wavedash AGAIN after wavedashing WHOOHOOO

I wish I could be a great BLUIGI ;D

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, your the best in the world. But you cant beat me.

I wish for lulz