Wish Corruptor

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, I am now mssipllenig erevy wrod now.

I wsih for pziza.

 

[ranmaru]

Noooooo.

Wish For Bathroommmmmmmmm.

 

[The Dinkoman]

granted but its LOCKED! D:

I wish for iWish.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Then microsoft makes a cheap knock-off of it with a few more features that doesn't realize leap years exist called a Zorg.

I wish microsoft didn't exist.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, but your computer disappears because of it. Go buy a make

I wish for moar

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You get a moar.

I wish for a moar, whatever that is.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted you get moar. and what it means

Moar (moår) n.: Moar is the same thing as more. more: page 117.

I wish for moar.

 

[Surri-Sama]

Granted you get moar. and what it means

Moar (moår) n.: Moar is the same thing as more. more: page 117.

I wish for moar.

you failed to curropt the last wish!

Granted...but what you get only seems like Moar, really its less!

I wish for the next person to not say moar

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted but the person after me will say errr.. that word.

I wish for the next person to say it.

 

[ranmaru]

SAY WHAT

I wish to not have a bad bladder at bad times.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You always have a bad bladder.

I wish there was no rule that made you wait 30 seconds in between posts.

 

[ranmaru]

granted there is now a rule that makes you wait 90 seconds instead.

I wish that you didn't make a wish.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. *paradox*

I wish Karptroopa was here to fight this paradox.

 

[ranmaru]

No.

I wish for you to stay a virgin forever. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, but you have to too. so if you errr... not become a virgin any more your wish is broken

I wish for Free Mails.

 

[ranmaru]

granted, I send you a Free E- MAIL. ;3 ROFL

I wish for FE MALEZ

 

[Lemonwater]

Granted. But they are not interested in you so they leave after taking all your money.

I wish today was Sanday, so I ken git a cheesebargur for....SIRTY NINE CENT! At McDonalds, baby!

 

[Brav3r]

Granted. but instead of a cheesebargur you git a sandburger, plus you added another day to the week.

Well, I wish my wifi was working again.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted, but everyone else's Wifi is broken D:

I wish I knew how to make funnier faces on the computer.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you get banned for making them since they're 1,965,392,355,087,175,086 characters long.

I wish for one mmmmore bomb.

 

[ranmaru]

You get a bobomb.

I wish for pie

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, It asplodes.

I wish for a tree.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, it asplodes. (in your face)

I wish for a lee.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, It asplodes (HAH! what now!)

I wish for flees.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but they asplode, all together now!

I wish for a dog... (if something happens to an animal the wish granter will be automatically slaughteered) HA WHAT NOW YOU HeARTLESS MULE ;3

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, I take it

I wish for a bone for doggy.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, its YOUR bone MUAHAHAHA.

I wish for... something...

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, Its my bone and I take it back.

I wish for doggy treat for doggy.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

Granted, it blows up in your face.

I wish I could meet Dwyane Wade.

 

[powuh_of_PIE]

Granted, he uses your head as a basketball. \

I wish people would stop asploding things in this thread as a cheap way of corrupting wishes.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted.

I wish to find a new doggy treat for doggy (that doesn't asplode)

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it kereximasplodes.

I wish I was on the run.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, I frame you for 20 murders, and now you have to leave town... from police. But they kill you in 13 years anyways.

I wish for something!

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, here's a stalker.

I wish to be a pogeymanz master.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted. All the 14 year old dorks now admire you, and they are all boys. Girls don't play pogeymanz! (They do, but they are too cool for that)

i wish for the amazing wish that I wished for last time to wish for wishfull wishes filled with wishy wishes with wishing as a side effect wishfuly to wish for.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, but I post on a new page.

I wish for wishing wishes wishing for wishes for wishing of the wishes of the wishing wishes that we wish for.

 

[Frown]

Granted, it turns out you didn't wish for anything.

I wish.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, but you didn't wish for anything

I wish for the answer to life

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but you die before you learn it.

I wish to get animated.

 

[Brav3r]

Granted, your animator will be marsroy

i still wish my wifi was up and running