Wish Corruptor

[Rapthehedgehog]

Granted. I make you some but spit in it.

I wish for a video of the roswell incident.

 

[ranmaru]

not granted.

I wish you weren't being mean to my food. :[

 

[Rapthehedgehog]

Granted. I make you perfectly fine food then spit on you.

I wish for 50 wishes

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted but you have already wasted them.

I wish for, for

 

[ranmaru]

You get four.

I wish for MOER

 

[Rapthehedgehog]

Granted. You get more knives in your throat.

I wish for teh lulz

 

[ranmaru]

NO.

I wish for a funny and not bad wish corruption.

 

[Lemonwater]

Granted. Nothing changes.

I wish I was healthier.

 

[Rapthehedgehog]

Granted but it only last for a second.

I wish I could dance.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you dance off a cliff and die.

I wish Falcon was top tier in all Smash games.

 

[Rapthehedgehog]

Granted but you can't play as him.

I wish I could use falcon punch with no ramifications.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. But then you accidentally kill your crush, and everyone makes you an outcast.

I wish I didn't fail at life.

 

[Rapthehedgehog]

Granted but you die and fail at that.

I wish I could do teh matrix.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you die.

I wish for some pizza.

 

[Lemonwater]

Granted. None of the toppings you like are on it.

I wish my college was closer to my gf's =(

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you get caught "doing it" on school grounds.

I wish I was more afraid to "go there."

 

[Lemonwater]

I wouldn't do that at school lmao.

And granted. You're so afraid you never 'go there' at all. You die old as you itch with curiosity.

I wish today was Friday.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it's last Friday. Not only is there a time paradox, but I never get my iPod that I ordered, so I kill people.

I wish for my new iPod to get here tomorrow.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but tommorow is actually two days from now.

Wait, what?

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you die.

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[The Dinkoman]

Granted but your name is no longer XACE-K its K-ECAX

.sdrawkcab eb dluoc eman ym hsiw I

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you are now the Mandinko

LOL

 

[professor mgw]

i wish sumo066 will b poor.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, I already am. >_>

I WISH FOR YOU TO BE POOR INSTAD

 

[A1lion835]

Nope.

I wish I was doing better on the AiB ladder.

 

[ranmaru]

NOPE.

I wish

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted but you win autimaticly because I am full of win

I wish for posting rights in all threads and forumz

 

[ranmaru]

gRANTED i WISH FOR THE SAME WISH THO

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted but you win automaticly because I am full of win

I wish

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but you win automaticly because I am full of win

I wish

 

[The Dinkoman]

So do I, so do I...

I wish for the wish of that wish that I saw someone ask a few moments ago.

 

[ranmaru]

I Wish To Gooooooooooo. :[

 

[The Dinkoman]

The doors right there. TO BAD ITS LOCK MUAHAHA ya'know to the left.

I wish for The DOOR to be unlocked

 

[Lemonwater]

Granted, but there is nothing interesting on the other side.

I wish for gummi bears

 

[ranmaru]

NOT GRANTED AT ALL. :<

I wish to go, and now I can't. D:<

 

[3rd Ice Climber]

Granted,but they taste awful D:

I wish the next SSB would come out...

 

[Lemonwater]

Granted, but it's a bad game. It has only two characters.

I wish for those delectable Trolli sour worms.

 

[3rd Ice Climber]

Granted,but im too lazy to think of a way 2 ruin it >_<

i wish i could eat a magic cheezit

 

[Lemonwater]

Granted. It magically gives you hundreds of different incurable diseases.

I wish it was dinnertime.

 

[ranmaru]

GRANTED.

I wish I can get to WATO5, a tournament. PLZ GRANT MY WISH FORCES OF SEX AND AWESOME PLZ PLZ I WILL YES SO MANY TIMES PLZZZZZZZZZZZ