Wish Corruptor

[A1lion835]

Granted. You're trapped in a void forever with an exercise bike.

I wish that they knew that it would be extremely embarassing if I got rejected (I mean, desperate nerd going for hot chick who's dating? Why would they think they could get her?). Oh, and her bf would probably beat the crap out of me if I got her.

 

[Lemonwater]

They know. But they didn't know she had a boyfriend before. In that case, wait lol

I wish my roommate would be back right now so we can go buy groceries. I'm out of food...

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Why can't you buy groceries without your roommate?

I wish that pros would stop REJECTING me when I ask to play smash...*adds Ally to the list*

 

[Lemonwater]

The market is too far so I need to tag along with one of his friends. And he wants to shop too so running off without him would be sad.

They do. And they lose because wifi smash isn't even a real test of skill. Lag much?

I wish my stubble didn't grow so fast. I hate my facial hair...shave every day I swear.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Then I get a mustache (woohoo!).

I wish that Lemonwater knew that I have an awesomerific connection, and if a pro plays wifi, they probably do too.

 

[Lemonwater]

I know, but even with a good connection, there's still some lag. And the lack of customization bothers me.

I wish my roommate's friend would arrive soon so we can buy food.

 

[AllyKnight]

I searched for my name of course. If I don't play it's because I have 400 others asking x.x

 

[bob-charley]

Granted, but the store's out of everything except saltines and condiments. Enjoy your ketchup and mustard crackers.

I wish Smash 64, Melee and Brawl would come to the Xbox Live Arcade so we could get online play that doesn't blow.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted. It turns out she's actually cheating on you.

I wish sumo knew that I do talk with my crush, and she seems friendly with me, more friendly than with most boys, but I think "just a friend" (oh. And she's dating).

Wish granted, more friendly then other boys? ASK HER OUT THEN! SHE WANTS YOU IN HER PANTS I WILL GARENTEE IT!

Oh, granted. But you have to pay every month.

 

[Frown]

Granted, you DID make a wish after all.

I wish I knew when was the last time I posted here.

 

[Nidoqueen]

Granted, but now you have only one post.

I wish I had Wolf O'Donnell all to myself!

 

[XACE-K]

Everybody hates furries so GTFO.

I wish for a nuke.

 

[Frown]

Granted, but it falls on your head and you die.

Then it detonates.

I wish I mained Random.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but you keep getting Magikarp.

I wish for a date... for today. :[

 

[Rapthehedgehog]

Granted but it's with Wario.

I wish I had Marth's sword skills.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you give yourself emo cuts after being rejected by Roy for the fifteenth time. At least they will be stylish cuts.

I wish the Devil Woman wasn't gonna get me from behiiiiind!

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you get her in front though. xD

I wish to have a CHOCOLATE

 

[Rapthehedgehog]

Granted, but your fingers get too fat to play brawl.

I wish for a pony.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it's a chocolate phone. You eat it when you have nothing else to survive on, so WHO YA GONNA CALL? GHOSTBUSTERS!!! Oh wait, you don't have a phone anymore. Tough luck, buster!

I wish I could go back to my old house to relive my good memories. And that it would have electricity.

EDIT: Granted, it's brown. Nobody likes a brown pony. Brown's the color of poo! :[

 

[Rapthehedgehog]

Granted but you get stuck in an infinite loop.

I wish I could beat roy.

 

[Panix]

Granted but you get stuck in an infinite loop.

I wish I could beat roy.

granted, but when you beat him they took him out of brawl.

I wish that some crap like resident evil went down in the real world.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you beat Roy back when he was a child by using a time traveler. YOU GO TO JAIL FOR CHILD ABUSE

I wish my iPod had gotten here today.

EDIT: Granted, you get attacked by zombie-bunnies with cute little flower-bombs attached to them!

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, finally! Guns now have a real MORAL purpose!

I wish that people didn't shoot people with guns that were not zombies

GAHHHHHHHHHH YOU NINJA ME EVERYWHERE! :[

 

[Rapthehedgehog]

Granted but it turns out you're a zombie.

I wish I was Chuck Norris.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=6643563&postcount=959

I wish more people realized this

 

[Rapthehedgehog]

Granted but Chuck Norris Jr gets mad and roundhouse kicks you.

I wish I was Chuck Norris Jr.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, I realized it before I posted there.

I wish the Banned thread would get back up and running again.

 

[Rapthehedgehog]

Granted but you get banned.

I wish I was Hokage. Believe it!

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but Orichimaru kills you for being Hokage.

I wish.. nah.

 

[Rapthehedgehog]

Granted. You get nothing.

I wish I owned this forum.

 

[ranmaru]

Not granted, I dont wanna get banned!

I wish not to get infractions.

 

[handsockpuppet]

granted. the mods will take out the infraction system. now, at just one minor spam or sig violation, you're banned.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Rapthehedgehog]

Granted, you fly into a cliff and die.

I wish I could swim through land.

 

[XACE-K]

It's called making a rut.

I wish for a trampoline.

 

[handsockpuppet]

Dangit same time post!

granted, but you fly too high and then crash into a cliff and die.

I wish this game weren't so repetitive.

 

[Rapthehedgehog]

Granted but you a giant ninja monkey flies out and tears your bowels out with a tooth pick. When you think you can survive a robotic piracy enchanced magician comes out and hits you with his wand.

I wish the above thing never happened to me.

 

[ranmaru]

What? I felt to lazy, so granted.

I wish for a valentine. :[

 

[Rapthehedgehog]

Granted. You get crucified just like St. Valentine.

I wish I was a Ninja Pirate.

 

[ranmaru]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Granted... Yeah.

I wish.. FO SHURE!

 

[Rapthehedgehog]

Granted but you get hit by a drunk elephant. You proceed to sue but lose.

I wish I was a door.