Wish Corruptor

[DtJ Jungle]

Granted, but on the way to you they became old and brown pizzas

i wish to go home

 

[Skrah]

Granted, but when you get there your parents kick you out.

I wish I had someone to play with (smash)

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but they live in New Mexico, sorry you miscalculated.

I wish to play smash :] soon

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you play for 1 second.

I wish I could go to tournies that aren't local.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. I can too.

I wish I could go to tournies.

 

[Cease Tick]

Granted, you get last.
I wish someone would bump the pokemon chain link game...

 

[Lemonwater]

Granted, I will because I'm going to do that now.

I wish I didn't have to wait 2 weeks for accidentally including my sig in a bunch of short posts.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, instead, short random spam posts you made from months ago have been reprimanded to you and you get banned and hopefully that won't happen to me...

I wish for that not to happen to me!

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, it happens to you at a later date.

I wish for slightly more creative wishes. And maybe a whisk too.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but you have to think it up yourself. xD

I wish to also have that wish, no I lied... I wish for a girl. :]

 

[starwindbelmont]

granted but u got aids, crabs, hiv, syphilis and gonorrhea.

i wish brawl had melee's gameplay

 

[ranmaru]

Wha? um, ok. NO

I wish....

 

[Karptroopa]

...granted, but I'm now an evil scientist who is taking over the world using Golden Toasters.

I wish that someone would try and stop me. Muahaha.

 

[Lemonwater]

Someone tried. And succeeds! You die.

I wish I didn't have class today. I just wanna sleeeeeeep

 

[ranmaru]

Granted you get six months off but when you come back, you have 64 exams to do in or under 45 minutes, good luck!

I wish for something! Um... FOOD

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It's filled with worms.

I wish for some fail.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but the fail is so bad it's a win.

I wish for some win, and a bit of fail on the side.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Not granted, you just need one more golden pizza to have your wishes granted by me.

I wish my mom had never smashed my iPod.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You lost it. It's all your fault.

I wish for it to be all ally's fault.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. I interpret ally as A1 and the blame falls on you. Sly Fox ends up killing you because of this.

I wish my friend hadn't broken his collarbone snowboarding today.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. He's my friend. Who's broken his collarbone twice.

I wish to have a bunny. Mmm...bunny...

 

[Lemonwater]

Granted, but it's rabid and you are bitten.

I wish my girlfriend was easier to shop for x_x"

 

[Popertop]

Granted, but she becomes SO easy to shop for, you dump her ***** *** for someone you find much more attractive and mystifying.

I wish I wasn't alone.

 

[Lemonwater]

You aren't. There's always somebody watching you. Following you. Sometimes you think you get a glimpse out of the corner of your eye but the shadowy form never fails to vanish when you turn around. At night you cannot sleep because you see piercing, wide eyes gazing at you from outside your window...

I wish Crunchyroll didn't remove all their movies. I NEED MY HORROR MOVIES!

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. They put them back on. And rickroll you.

I wish I had a girlfriend...

 

[Deleted member]

Me too.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but she just decided to change sex. (she used to be a HE)

I wish I had a girlfriend....

 

[Lemonwater]

Granted. You HAD one. Had. Not anymore.

I wish I didn't have a girlfriend =P (lol?!)

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. She's super hot and starts dating me.

I wish I could somehow be a pro brawler and set up a good life (get married, have kids, buy a house, etc.).

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but Everyone catches on and learn how to destroy your kirby/metaknight, thats all you play. You play no one else, thats how you win. :] Your whole family leaves you. Your sponsors ditch you.

I wish I could get a girlfriend. :]

 

[Lemonwater]

Granted, but you never learn how to keep the girlfriend (and it's not that hard haha).

I wish I had more bath powder...

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but it attracts water bugs.

I wish I could get a girlfriend and learn how to keep one. :9

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, she's ugly.

I wish I could meet a Canadian Asian.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. In Soviet Canasia...

I wish for my crush to just TELL ME IF SHE LIKES ME OR NOT. THE SUSPENCE...TOO...MUCH...

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, WAIT NOT GRANTED. BE A MAN AND TALK TO HER AND STUFF.

I wish for everyone's wish to be granted, but one person may wish for another to wish for the other to not get their wish. :]

 

[Lemonwater]

Granted, but your face explodes when a mob attacks you because their wishes won't come true.

I wish for tonight's Valentine card program to be good. I want to make my girlfriend a nice card.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It turns out she's actually cheating on you.

I wish sumo knew that I do talk with my crush, and she seems friendly with me, more friendly than with most boys, but I think "just a friend" (oh. And she's dating).

 

[Lemonwater]

He does know, but he makes the same suggestions anyway. But yeah, there's no harm in simply asking her =P

I wish I had foods lower in sodium. I've been overloading on salt...

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You instead overload on fat and have a heart attack.

I wish for everyone to know that when one of my friends asked my crush out (yea, it's awkward), things weren't so pretty.

 

[Lemonwater]

I know, so I suggest that you ask her nicely anyway because if you don't you will never know.

I wish I had more time to exercise.