Wish Corruptor

[ranmaru]

not granted HAHAHAHAHA

I wish to play melee RITE NOW

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you play n00bs in a FFA.

I wish for all clocks.

 

[ranmaru]

(not bad gives me room to play other chars)

Yes Granted ALL YOU HEAR IS TICK TOCK

Wish for a sock.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it smells.

I wish for a box.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Guess what's in it.

I wish to insert pure evil.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you just shoved your grandma into a vending machine and she's stuck.

I wish for some choco milk.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted.

I wish to now have 20 more posts already.

 

[SuperRacoon]

Granted, but they all contained canned spam and you get banned for 3 weeks.

I wish someone would recognize my avatar.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted it sucks. (ROFL jk)

I wish they were not full of spam. Full of MAGIC

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Full of porn magic. Permanent ban!

I wish to walk up to sumo 066 and yell "OWNED!"

 

[Brav3r]

Granted Exept your the one getting owned

Wish i had somthing to wish for....

 

[A_man13]

Granted. You are now on the streats wishing for food.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You become a criminal for fun and get arrested.

I wish that someone would brawl me.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but its atcually melee.

GET OWNED. I wish

 

[XACE-K]

Yeah right.

I wish for pizza.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but its vegetable fruit pizza. trust me I tried it once and it SUCKED

I wish for gratification.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You did a good job.

I wish to find some connection between syndromes and peanuts.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, only if you believe in yourself, you will find it.

I wish for peanut butter.

 

[A1lion835]

You get...peanut butter syndrome?

I insert someone thinking I forgot this isn't the vending machine.

 

[SuperRacoon]

You get a clickable answer that leads to the vending machine.

I wish I was sleeping, it's 1 AM and I'm still lurking the internets.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but you have school starting at 2 am

wish to be great at essay making!

 

[The furosious robot has left]

Granted but you forgot the material.

 

[ranmaru]

I wish you wished for something.

 

[XACE-K]

OMGZ paradoxes!!

I for paradoxes the wish stop to.

 

[ranmaru]

YES GIRL CRACK FOR LIFE YEAH (LOL had to say that)

lol :3

I wish to not be a perv.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you're now a piece of cheese.

I wish for a book.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It's one of those "how to get girls to like you" books, which automatically makes you a failure at life.

I wish to insert my not-sympathy.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you die.

I wish A1 realized he's the true failure for trying to fit in with the Sonics.

 

[crewster]

graunted but he trys mario.
I wish I was a broomer.

 

[Popertop]

Granted, but whatever wish-granting entity there is that grants these silly wishes doesn't know what a broomer is, so he makes you into a broom.

I wish I was good with Peach.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but you die. :3

I wish to download youtube vids.

 

[DemonFart]

Granted,but it turns out to be illegal and u get arrested. I wish I had some steak sauce

 

[ranmaru]

not granted.

I wish for A1lion steak sauce.

 

[starwindbelmont]

Granted then a random stranger steals your steak after u use all your sause.

I wish for a cheetah.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It says "You're too slow!" then runs off.

I wish COT4 was still going on for today...

 

[ranmaru]

Not granted.

I wish to stop getting infractions from the beginning of time posts. :[

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you're now banned.

I wish for a living lottery machine.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but everytime you play it you lose and it offers to kill you unless you play again to then have a worse option of death

I wish to lol

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Not granted. You need five more golden pizzas before you can do that!

I wish for sumo to give me those golden pizzas.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted I'd give them to you but I ate three, so here is two! :]

I wish for more golden pizzas.