Wish Corruptor

[The Dinkoman]

Granted. No corruption applies. have a great day.

I wish for wishes.

 

[ranmaru]

You are granted the wish.

Now for me.

 

[The Dinkoman]

I told you already. Now go on and have a good life.

I wish for wishing

 

[ranmaru]

Granted.

I have no wishes any more. :]

 

[The Dinkoman]

YES.

I wish for no more wishes

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you are content. Wishes all fulfilled, job well done.

 

[A1lion835]

I wish sumo would make a wish.

 

[peregrine monkey]

He does, but he wishes for your death. It is corrupted and you become a brain-hungry undead.

I wish for a magical potato.

 

[ranmaru]

No granted. SOrry wishes fully completed, 100% TO YES

 

[The Dinkoman]

YES.

I wish to give sumo more wishes.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted.

I wish for Dinkoman to wish more wishes for him to be granted.

 

[PrepareYourself]

Granted. Granted. lolwut

I wish Gf2tw hated me.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted. He does.

I wish for a wish who wished for wishes to wish for wishing he didn't wish for that wish which he did which wishing with witches is wishy dishy when wishing.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted. but you have to give me a dollar.

I wish for lawlz.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but you get Brawlz instead.

I LOLD WISH

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted but you gained powah levelz 9000 and not over it.

I wish for pie.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted.

I wish... ok this is somwthing I really want... I WANT TO SPAM EVERYTHING FOREVER FOR TODAY SERIUSLY IM SO BORED GAH

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you're now banned.

I wish to be un-banned.

 

[ranmaru]

**** IT. :[

Granted. But... THIS **** WILL **** YOU UP.

I wish for you to spam stuff blah blah blah.

 

[bob-charley]

Granted. Smashboards is now a forum dedicated to the processed meat-food commonly known as "Spam." Tier lists proclaim "Fried" to be top, "Cold" to be middle and "Room Temperature" to be low. Currently, there is some speculation that "Spam with Ketchup" will be banned from tournament play, because condiments are cheap.

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you get a wish that is INC a ruptabill.

 

[swordmaster592]

Since you didn't make a wish, you die.

I wish to see what the next generation of consoles will look like.

 

[Lemonwater]

You do, but you kill yourself because they look awful.

I wish it would rain harder.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted. But the rain is the size of...
MINIVANS...

I wish for moar pies

 

[3rd Ice Climber]

Granted,but YOU EXPLODE!!!*shot for being unoriginal*

I wish WEEGEE was more popular than mario

 

[The Dinkoman]

Cannot be granted, because it already exists.

I wish i didn't asplode.

 

[Lemonwater]

Granted. You explode instead.

I wish I was set for life.

 

[Surri-Sama]

Granted, you win that lottery "set for life" and as you're dancing around the ticket flies from your hand and lands in water.

I wish I could find a way to make an uncorruptable wish!

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted but you need the powers of the Time/Space continuum first.

I wish to have the powers of the Time/Space continuum.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, go capture Dialgia and Palkia.

I wish for a pet Phanpy.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but it gets mad at you and uses TACKLE ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

LOL NO WISH

 

[Lemonwater]

Granted.....but it makes me sad because I want Pokemon too ='(

I wish for an Umbreon pet.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, It dies.

I wish for wish for sumo_066

 

[Lemonwater]

='(

Granted, he wishes for his own death. He takes you with him.

I wish someone would clean off my desk for me.

 

[Niiro]

granted. i eat you.
i wanna fly like paper, get high like planes

 

[Lemonwater]

You do. You die because of lack of oxygen.

I wish for a merry Christmas.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it never comes.

I wish to be good at other fighting games.

 

[PrepareYourself]

Granted. No one likes Brawl, anyways.

I wish someone got that.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted.

I wish to win $7500 in the road runner smash brawl (see: the person below is true or false game).

 

[ranmaru]

granted no corruption.

I wish for a wish who wished **** blah