Wish Corruptor

[Lupito]

Granted, just don't blame me if u end up in space and then heading towards the sun.

I wish girls weren't so complicated.

 

[LadyKirbess]

Not granted cause idk if that's even possible

I wish for a simple solution to every problem

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it's 42.

I wish for a pet pet.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted, you get a pet dog not a pet pet O_o

I wish for MTV's demise

 

[Brav3r]

granted, reality tv all day

i wish for working wifi

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

LOL not possible

I wish for BET's demised

 

[Brav3r]

granted, you bet was demised fork over the cash lol

i wish for an awsome wish of cheese fries

 

[Lupito]

granted but the cheese is expired

I wish i had pizza

 

[Brav3r]

granted, it has sardines and you "had" it.

i wish for more food wishes

 

[Dogysamich]

Granted. Your genie is going to be a ******, though.

I wish for this camera trick Im going to try will.

 

[Brav3r]

granted your trick will period

i wish for no moar sleepyness

 

[Dogysamich]

granted. You'll never go to sleep again, so you'll always be tired.

And my camera trick sure as hell did period, cause it sure as **** didnt work.

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I wish I had a soda right now.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted, its a diet soda

I wish I had a wolf as a pet

 

[Dogysamich]

OH F*** YOU MAN, DIET?!?! *knee*
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Granted, but he's gunna have rabies.

I wish I could stop listening to this song so I dont run it into the ground.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you listen to This

I wish I could be SUPER awesome

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, I'm super-er than you.

I wish my hands exploded.

 

[Brav3r]

granted, so uhh how you gonna open the door?

i wish for nachos!

 

[ranmaru]

Granted they do and now you can do anything that requires hands. Which is everything, duh.

I wish for awesomeness

 

[Brav3r]

granted, you get the awsoness of nachos, but i take them

im thirsty now, i wish for sprite

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted, Its a diet Sprite

I wish I could fly

 

[Dogysamich]

Granted, but you're going to crash into the glass ceiling, darkie.

I wish I had real chicken.

 

[Brav3r]

granted, they're diet wings (lol made no since)

I wish for a non diet drink

 

[Dogysamich]

Granted. You can have regular Shasta.

I wish Alpha was here.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted, but Alpha is eating so you know what that means

I wish for Jeff to stop being lame

 

[Dogysamich]

Does not compute. OH NAVY!!

I wish i had another harddrive.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

LMAO

Granted, but its fill with Viruses *good thing you main doc amirite XD*

I wish i was going to Revival of Melee <.<

 

[Lupito]

Granted but i'm not taking you lol

I wish i lost my virginity

 

[Dogysamich]

Gratned, but you're gunna get AIDS.

I wish something awesome would happen.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted, Jeff didn't get fun cancel as usual

I wish i didn't have to work tomorrow

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you have to die tomorrow.

I wish the cops didn't arrest me.

 

[Dogysamich]

Granted. However, 12pm on saturday will not be a drill.
Ace cancelled
Granted, they'll just cap your *** in the middle of the intersection.

I wish somebody would get knocked the **** out on this UFC Unleashed im watching.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted its you. xD

I wish I was not so cruel

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

LMAO dogy gets knocked out XD

granted, but since dogy got ***** nothing bad happens

i wish more people wish like sumo

 

[ranmaru]

granted no corruption.

I wish to be even BETTER at melee. :]

 

[toon_marth]

granted, but you drop your gamecube and it breaks
I wish I could turn invisible

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you get hit by a truck because it didn't see you.

I wish for a pet panda.

 

[toon_marth]

((lawls the truck would go through me.))

Granted, but its the Kung-Fu panda and he pwnz your butt.

I wish for a decent TV show once in a while.

 

[Dogysamich]

granted. It's gunna break in 3 days, enjoy it.

I wish that cars were faster.

 

[toon_marth]

granted, but theyre so fast you get whiplash.

I wish iTunes was free

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Granted, but Mac get's sued out their *sses from people who have gold swimming pools because they get less money...
it gets shut down...


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