Wish Corruptor

[LewsTherin]

Granted but thats because they crash into your house when they plane they are in loses power.

I wish I could fly.

 

[karthik_king]

Granted but you crash into the sun

I wish ...

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However...

I wish for spare thumbs.

 

[damezguy]

granted. to get these you lose your head. nice work, headless guy.

i wish that the world wasnt so crazy.

 

[rm88]

Granted, but an asteroid sweeps the human race.

I wish I had white rabbit with red eyes named Usa-chan.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, its red eyes drive humans insane and it requires several suppositories to stay healthy.

I wish for a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.

 

[LewsTherin]

Granted but....

I wish I had your peanut butter cup

 

[powuh_of_PIE]

Granted, he pukes it up for you.

I wish this wish could not be corrupted. ^ ^

 

[Dogysamich]

Granted. Every other one you ever have will be.

I wish I wasnt so lazy.

 

[RazeveX]

Granted, but you work so hard you instantly turn inside out.
You die.

I wish I could think of better corruptions....

 

[aceofdiamonds825]

Granted but then you get banned from the site

I wish for... world peace? (couldn't think of anything else)

 

[ranmaru]

Granted.

I wish.

 

[Brav3r]

granted but.

i wish for foodz

 

[ranmaru]

Granted.

I wish to not do the lawn.

 

[Skrah]

Granted, but you have to do the dishes. And the laundry.

I wish it weren't so hot outside.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted, its humid as hell outside

I wish I had some kool aid

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but its not soo kool.

I wish to be SO AWESOME AND BEAST In MELEE. y EAH (with Doc, and a secondary of your choosing that isn't TOO BAD)

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you're THE BEAST in Melee. You're Satan.

I wish it was 3:00 AM.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted, but you slept right through 3.00am
I wish i had a catapult

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. *hands Alpha Gundam a spoon*

I wish for a hot girl, a condom and a sturdy bed. I've always wondered what happens when the 3 walk into a bar...

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, you get aids, and the joke fails btw.

I wish for teh Lulz back

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It happens when a giant rock falls on your head.

I wish I had more time to hang with my buds.

 

[aceofdiamonds825]

Granted but because you spend so much time with them you eventually learn they are psycho killers 0.o

I wish I had a really good cake

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted, I eat it all

I wish for huge beam cannon

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you shoot it at yourself.

I wish for a 4.

 

[Dogysamich]

Granted. But you're going to get it in a language you dont understand.

I wish I was just more creative.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted... you create... STUFF. ITS SO AWESOME.

I wish to be able to make better wishes.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted, you wish for your own demise

I wish for an army of Gundams

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. They're attacking. Your house. Specifically, you.

I wish my sister's ipod which she gave me was sinced to my itunes. She's 100's of miles away, while I can't put on any new songs w/o erasing all the memory (she has a much larger library than me, so I won't).

 

[ranmaru]

Granted. You erase all of hers anyways, and then she gets mad. HAHAHAHAHA

I wish that I had girlfriend.

 

[toon_marth]

Granted, but you find out she used to be a he.

I wish laundry would do itself.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but it also eats food and has sex and makes babies etc etc.

I wish to have knowledge.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted, you become brain dead and cant share your new found knowledge with anyone

I wish L didn't die in Death note

 

[ranmaru]

Granted. L doesn't die. But he gains weight.

I wish I just didn't LOL

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted, you ROFL

i wish i had a copy of Castlevania Order of Ecclesia

 

[toon_marth]

Granted, you pay 200 dollars for the supposed last copy on earth, only to realize you like the other Castlevania DS better.

I wish I wish I wasn't a fish sometimes on occasions that I was.

 

[Mewter]

Granted, you pay 200 dollars for the supposed last copy on earth, only to realize you like the other Castlevania DS better.

I wish I wish I wasn't a fish sometimes on occasions that I was.

Granted, you are a realfish.
I wish I was a master painter.

 

[Tornadith]

Granted, but you horrible in every other thing in life and only live for 5 months.

I wish I had an orange (Writer's) Title.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted, but you get a 6 point combo with it XD

I wish I wasn't lazy and just host a tournament

 

[Niiro]

Granted. no one ever goes to ur tourney.
I wish I was awesome. oh wait.