Wish Corruptor

[damezguy]

granted. the dudes responsible for the great train robbery walk past as your taking a break.

i wish that i was a little taller.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but you get thinner.

I wish I didn't forgert to not derail the topic :[

 

[toon_marth]

Granted. You remembered to get BANNED.

I wish spongebob would die.

 

[ranmaru]

not granted. ;[

I wish for spongebob to be a warrior of FATE

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You become D.B.Cooper (wikipedia him if you don't know).

I wish I didn't have to write a 4 paragraph essay for tomorrow >.<

 

[damezguy]

granted. you have to write a 6 page one with a huge conclusion.

i wish that when i go to the beach soon it is hot and full of sexy girls.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, but there is a tornado.

I wish for moar Falcon.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. No corruption.

I wish it could be summer already...

 

[damezguy]

granted. time gets messed up and scenes similar to back to the future occur and doc appears and ***** slaps you.

i wish that fragrances lasted longer on my skin.

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

Granted, but they all turn to bad-smelling ones.

I wish my toothpaste actually worked on my teeth.

 

[toon_marth]

Granted, it works at turning them green.

I wish the prices of apartments would go down.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Someone bought the one you wanted before you could and all that's left is a room without running water or electricity.

I wish for a Silver Knife that Cuts Through the Night.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you're the Night.

I wish for buttered toast.

 

[LewsTherin]

Granted but it falls butter side down.

I wish the KOTOR MMO would be released, and be free and fun to play.

 

[RazeveX]

Granted, but your hands fall off in a freak gaming accident, causing you to vow to never game again.

I wish for happiness.

 

[damezguy]

granted. you become happy and in the process cause misery to your parents who become manically depressed.

i wish that i could have lots of money.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted its counterfeit money *JAIL TIME*

I wish i didnt have to get an oil change today

 

[Ryan Ludovic]

granted, you are no longer a robot.

I wish my eyes were replaced with drills so i could be the ultimate final boss

 

[Dogysamich]

Granted. You're going to have a retardedly simple attack pattern.

I wish I could figure out the name of the Pocky and Rocky game that just got released.

(Does anybody know what it's called for real? I know it's coming out or is out on Wii. I dont wanna say it's Castle of Shikigami, but Im gunna go look now that I think of it)

 

[ranmaru]

Wish not granted. LOL I don't know the name anyways.

I wish for a girlfriend. :]

 

[damezguy]

granted. you move to the south with your cousin and set up home next to a guy called otis.

i wish that i was better at football.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You're now better at Football... AMERICAN FOOTBALL!

I wish that I had better vision.

 

[Brav3r]

granted, you also see dead people now.

i wish i was't so tired

 

[Dogysamich]

Granted. You're going to be wired with absolutely nothing to do.

I wish Netipots werent so overrated.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted its now underated.

I wish to be able to master melee, time management, school, and life.

 

[LewsTherin]

granted but you don't master anything else ever.

I wish I wasn't bored.

 

[#HBC | Mac]

wtf else would he need to master if he had life down?

 

[Ryan Ludovic]

Granted, only this time you post something worthwhile

I wish i was considered 'aborable' by most standards, because im a worthless attention *****

 

[damezguy]

granted. old, bald men start to realise how adorable you are and invite you around to play...

i wish i had super white teeth.

 

[Ryan Ludovic]

Granted. The whitener you put on every night receeds your gums to the point your teeth are almost falling out

I wish I was good at everything I do

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but everyone around suck at what they do.

I wish for pie.

 

[Ryan Ludovic]

granted, but no one will share

i wish i had a female parts instead of a boy parts

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but you have a permanent period going at all times.

I wish to be awesome.

 

[damezguy]

granted. your now awesome at repelling everyone around you and inducing vomit from other people.

i wish that i had a great physique.

 

[teaflower]

A great physique, eh? Sounds awesome. Too bad the physique drains your brain power to the point that you cannot use your muscles for anything...

I wish I had a dog.

 

[damezguy]

granted. your dog is a demonic little animal and kills your whole family, and bites you on the chest. your mistake.

i wish that chanel would come out with a new mens fragrance.

 

[LewsTherin]

Granted but you actually have to wear it 24/7.

I wish .99999999999999... Did not equal 1.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted it equals 2

I wish i did not have to work tomorrow

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You're fired. You should've really seen this one coming.

I wish that my thirst was quenched.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

granted, You drown in an ocean

I wish my books that I order online would get here sooner