Wish Corruptor

[Jerywasaracecardriver]

wish granted, you so clever to the point everyone gets so angry they want to throw a knife at your face, burn you, hang you, **** you, and drop a brick on your face

i wish i could shake hands with t-pain (ha!)

 

[DtJ Jungle]

you do, then it falls off

i wish you post somewhere that...post count...counts (the 0 is bothering me)

 

[Skrah]

Granted. He spams all the threads that you normally visit, thus annoying you. You complain to the mods, but it turns out he's their love interest so they ban you.

I wish I had an Oreo

 

[platnum]

Granted, but it transforms into an Oreo monster, Then rips you in half, then licks out your organs , then dunks you in your own blood, then eats your blood drenched, empty corpse.

I wish for OVER 9000(!!!!!!!!) wishes.

 

[SoldierRift]

Your wish is granted, but

I wish that you didn't live long enough to use all of thoose wishs

 

[Jerywasaracecardriver]

wish granted but as hes dead he still gets to use the wishs

i wish people who used lame japan-ime avatars would be banned

 

[ranmaru]

wish granted, but it happened to be your friends around your area, and they start up a mob and kill you at a beach like in Bully. Of course, they get jailed for life, lucky for you.

I wish for pie.

 

[platnum]

Granted, but it tastes terrible.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but there's actually a little event at my new school called "Kiss the Fish." Have fun getting kissed by one of my horrid teachers.

I wish tomorrow wasn't a snow make-up day for my school.

 

[Dogysamich]

Granted. It's going to be yet another snow day. Enjoy your 2 makeup days in the future.

I wish I had a comfy computer chair.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

granted but every time you sit down it launches you into the ceiling

I wish something good was on TV right now

 

[Popertop]

Granted, but it's soo good, you miss your next test and flunk out.

I wish I had enough courage to ask this girl out.

 

[Meta Jr]

Granted but then she says no and you melt.

I wish I had ice cream.

 

[Jerywasaracecardriver]

a big cone of ice cream made of chicken milk with pieces of rabbit crap inside? granted

i wish sylvestor stylonne would make another rocky and it would be good

 

[Mewter]

Granted, it drops to the ground before you can taste it.
I wish my computer had less viruses on it.

 

[powuh_of_PIE]

Granted, now it has more worms.

I wish none of my wishes (including this one) will ever be corrupted.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but they only will be corrupted they will not be granted but this is not a corruption only a grant but in TELLING YOU HOW IT IS WISH

I WISH FOR A DISH WITH THE FISH

 

[Brav3r]

Granted, but the fish is still alive.

i wish for 3 tacos and a bowl of nachos

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but the Nachos are alive!

I wish to not be nervous with PRESENTATION WHAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Brav3r]

granted, but your presentation will still be horrible

I wish i did awsome on my math test.

 

[Jerywasaracecardriver]

granted, you ace the test and become to envy of your class, you skip 3 grades and get murdered

 

[ranmaru]

LOL Presentation went greatly!

I wish for pie

 

[Jerywasaracecardriver]

****!!!

you don't get any pie because no one loves you

i wish for pie as well

 

[Skrah]

Granted, you get cat turd pie. And you have to eat it.

I wish to be accepted in a terrorist group.

 

[Jerywasaracecardriver]

granted, but you get caught planting a bomb under a bridge...

and you has no hostages to get away from the swat team...

i wish that when i get into a terrist group i won't be caught

 

[Dogysamich]

Granted. You'll be backstabbed by your own group.

I wish I had a cold pepsi.

 

[platnum]

Granted, but it is permafrozen.

I wish the twilight hack worked with wii menu 4.0.(no brawl+ for me... )

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Downgrade it, smart one.

I wish for platnum not to ask me how to downgrade it.

 

[Jerywasaracecardriver]

granted, i will
how the **** do you downgrade?


i wish bill cosby was shown on nick@nite more often

 

[Circa]

Granted, but every time it comes on your TV busts. =3

I wish I didn't grow facial hair. I hate that itchy, scratchy stuff. >.<

 

[Jerywasaracecardriver]

are you kidding me? spoiled little *******

fine... everytime it grows it burns itself off.


i wish i had a beard!

 

[Circa]

Granted, but it burns off as soon as it's completely filled in, as well as your hair, because it carries attachments through your sideburns.

I really do hate facial hair though...I could probably write a two page rant about it if I wanted to. -.- But anyway...

I wish I could leave the internet behind.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted you get off the computer.

I wish for pie

 

[Jerywasaracecardriver]

granted, now stop wishing for it

i wish i had a new mp3 player

 

[Dogysamich]

Granted. You're gunna drop it in the toilet.

I wish I somebody to play smash with.

 

[Jerywasaracecardriver]

this person is a huge pokemon fan who obsesses over taking pictures amd adding commentaary such as
"super effective", "critical hit" and saying the power he is doing aloud... really loud.

i wish my cousin would stop doing all those things

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you have to get 5,000 more posts though.

I wish .............................................

 

[tsetse]

Granted ************************************

I wish www.smashboards.com was a rickroll

 

[toon_marth]

Granted, the mods plant a virus in the site making your browser rickroll u everytime you open it.

I wish sumo 066 would stop wishing for pie.

 

[Jerywasaracecardriver]

granted, i'm not gunna corrupt that one

next person prefers marth over roy