Wish Corruptor

[toon_marth]

Granted, i really do.

I wish jerywasaracecaredriver's post count was 10x the amount it is....wait....

 

[Jerywasaracecardriver]

granted,but its not

oops on that last one, i thought this was true false game i guess

i wish people would stop using lame anime avatars

 

[toon_marth]

granted they start using lame disney avatars.

I wish for

Spoiler

pie

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It's a lie.

I wish for a kace.

[sing]1 more post till smash lord, 1 more post till smash lord...[/sing]

 

[Jerywasaracecardriver]

granted

i wished i had a dictionary to find out what a kace is

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

granted, the word kace is not in there >.>

I wish i had krazy tech skill

 

[Jerywasaracecardriver]

granted, but the government kidnaps you and harnesses your power

i wish george harrison and john lennon were brought back to life

 

[The Dinkoman]

There not dead, there on their way home. (/aliens/anyoneknowthereference?)

I wish for the last suit I'll ever where /samereference

 

[GaNoNdOrFgUrL]

granted. You are now part of the Men In Black. =)
but it won't be the last suit you will ever wear because the "Neuralyzer" will erase your memory and you'll wear another suit till the day you die.

i wish i had telekinetic powers.

 

[Jerywasaracecardriver]

granted but as you read someones mind you find there plans to murder somebody and now have to murder you!

i wish i had telekinetic power

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

granted, you move a bus over your head and it falls on you

I wish I was a ninja

 

[00Lucifer00]

You are now a ninja, but are arrested for possesion of illegal, metal, shurikins

I wish for a ugly girlfriend (Try and make that bad)

EDIT: Forgot Wish

 

[Jerywasaracecardriver]

granted, but shes pretty...

i wish cheese was more vauelable then gold

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted but i eat all the cheese

I wish my PS3 did not die after having it for a week -_-.

 

[toon_marth]

granted everything else you own did.

i wish i could find the box that had my video games in it.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted you find it yay!

I wish for a girl friend, gah.

 

[Jerywasaracecardriver]

you keep this girlfriend forever, you make a bond that seems unbreakable, you marry her, have 2 kids and live in a lower middle class area

so overall that really sucks

i wish i was single for life!

 

[XACE-K]

...........wow........

No comment......

I wish he just didn't say that.

 

[DtJ Jungle]

He didn't but you will always think he did

I wish my sleep schedule was normal

 

[shmookiewookie bear]

granted, but you're in the wrong time zone.

i wish i had a planeboatcar.

 

[DtJ Jungle]

granted but its made of pool noodles and cardboard wings


I wish I could find the channel changer.

 

[Skrah]

You are NOT using a Backyardigans avatar jungle lol!

Granted. You find it in a corner impossible to reach.

I wish I could sleep.

 

[shmookiewookie bear]

you can, but just in time for the alarm to go off.

I wish it was June.

 

[DtJ Jungle]

HAHA you know it

Granted.

I wish I could falcon punch IRL

 

[Kei_Takaro]

Granted but you'll get Falcon Punched back

I wish I could have a Playstation 4

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it's broken.

I wish 4.

 

[A1lion835]

You g3t.

I wish for a monster ability of reading people in smash.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted, you realize that reading people is half the battle and now you have to apply what you know XD

I wish i didn't have this cold

 

[Kei_Takaro]

Granted, but you get cancer in return.

I wish to own YouTube

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted, but no one watches youtube anymore and you go broke.

I wish for Mario underwear

 

[ranmaru]

Granted.

I wish i can get this job that I am being interviewed for.

 

[Kei_Takaro]

Granted but you get caught in an accident 5 mins later

I wish to have a Lightsaber

 

[Skrah]

Granted, it malfunctions in a crucial time and you get stabbed.

I wish I could fly... like an eagle.

 

[Kei_Takaro]

You did but SD'd miserably lol

I wish Brawl was lagless

 

[Dogysamich]

Granted. Lets just take out internet all together.

I wish mercenary mode was automatically unlocked in RE5.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but the game glitches after you start it up.

I wish there was a psychologist that went by Peter Lankton.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but the name causes the psychiatrist to go insane.

I wish I hadn't left this forum for half a year or so.

 

[toon_marth]

granted you leave it forever.

I wish i could write music and play keyboard and guitar.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted, but your music sucks

I wish I ruled the world

 

[Kei_Takaro]

You ruled the world, but everyone opposed you

I wish for some Ice Cream right now