Wish Corruptor

[toon_marth]

granted you start calling yourself "teh pwnz0rs" and you are shunned as a n00b. Everything you post is ignored and if you post a thread you are PERMABANNED. Maybe you should think twice about that. Too late its granted all ready.

I wish it was 2005 forever.

 

[pokesmashfighter]

Granted, but you died in 2004.

I wish that all of the nuts in the world would be replaced with donuts.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted, but now human kind cant reproduce

I wish i was part man part cyborg O_o

 

[pokesmashfighter]

Granted, but your man fights your cyborg and your head is left in a bowl.

I wish all edible nuts in the world would turn into donuts.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

granted, all the animals that eat nuts are piss and take it out on you.

I wish the Dragon ball movie didn't blow something fierce

 

[Dogysamich]

Not granted. And if they come out with the sequel it's going to be just as bad!

I wish I could tell wtf alpha's avatar is.

 

[Skrah]

Granted, you discover what it means and it scars you forever.

I wish I could turn everything I touched into chocolate.

 

[Circa]

Granted, but you also grow a love for touching yourself. (wow that sounds dirty)

I wish my name was Stevie Oli Quesadilla Zamboni Danger Wonder.

 

[Mith_]

Granted, turns out another person with that name is wanted in 49 states.

I wish I had green tea.

 

[OneGreyWolf]

Granted, but it gets stolen instantly.

I wish I weren't able to breathe.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

granted, and now 1gretwolf is no longer with us

I wish i can make it to 1greywolf's funeral

 

[OneGreyWolf]

Granted, but my ghost haunts you 'till the end of time.

I wish I could make Alpha's life miserable as a ghost.

 

[OutlawStar]

Granted, but when he is a ghost he will beat you up.

I wish I had a cinnamon roll.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, it's poisoned.

I wish Dogysamich would receive some divine retribution for not following the rules in post #17046!

 

[ranmaru]

Granted. Uh... He gets this "yo dog, did you just break da rulzes? oh w/e man, lol, its cool"

I wish

 

[Skrah]

Wow timssu that's... lol.

NOT GRANTED. >=[

I wish I could find my mom's car keys.

 

[ranmaru]

NOT GRANED AS WELL.

I wish I could have a job and not have a fricking complicated life gah.

 

[Skrah]

NOT GRANTED FOR NOT GRANTING MY WISH FOR NOT GETTING YOUR WISH GRANTED!

I wish there was no school

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, you learn nothing and fire a gun at yourself because you never learned that guns are dangerous.

I wish I could live in Castle Fairfax! =D

 

[ranmaru]

NOT GRANTED BECAUSE I CAN NEVER GET A WISH GRANTED D:< {([haha gotta spread this])}

I wish for... ummm. Well, something nice. In a box, if I may say so.

 

[toon_marth]

hmmm.... well, piranhas are nice... granted.

I wish I was good at math.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. So good at math, that your head assplodes.

I wish for a post for old time's sake.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted paradoxXXXXXXXXXXX

Uh oh wish for karp to save us from this. Or can A1 save us this time? NEXT TIME ON DRAGON FORAM+GAME [SPOSED TO SAY IT TOGETHER LIKE BALL LOLZ] ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz

 

[Skrah]

NOT GRANTED!!! lol jk, I've been denying all of your wishes so I'll grant.

I wish there was something to eat in here.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted! You get a sandwich from meh. :]

I wish for something better. : D Like, a girlfriend. Or... SOMETHING. xD

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You get a college degree. After working for 20 years to get it.

I wish for a good night's sleep.

 

[Skrah]

granted, you wake up 20 years later.

I wish i knew...

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You know that your crush/bf/gf is cheating on you with 10 other people.

I wish for-*falls asleep from so much staying up late*.

 

[platnum]

You stole my idea!*DMCA*

I wish for 11111111111111111111111111111111 wishes.
BTW, that number is in binary.

 

[Erj]

Syntax error. The specified wish is to dumb to be granted!
Cleaning dumbness....
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Done!

I wish the next poster below me dies a slow and horrible death. Like plucking his pubic regions 1 by 1.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted. However, I come back to life and kill you in a way that's a million times worse.

I wish Skrah would turn into his avatar.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted, and I'm all over it XD

I wish knew how to get some free food

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

Granted but that is all you know how to do

I wish that I will become Sephiroth

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, yo are now imported into a vidja game, and you have no control over yourself.

I wish I had the knowledge from all books ever written that aren't necessarily informative... like the fairy tales we all use to ask our mothers to read to us before bed, where it just gives us life lessons and for some people is a passtime.

 

[platnum]

Granted, but your arms are removed.

I wish *EXZPLOSIONZZ*

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, your computer blows up.

I wish Masamune would stop being Sephiroth.

 

[Kinzer]

Granted, but you must stride away from whoever you were before and take on the personality of a guy in a coma.

I wish I had Patince.

 

[FTWin]

Granted. But, youmust use that patience to wait forever for something that will never come.
I wish I could stay age 16 forever.

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

Granted but you get so many pimples that no one can recognize you anymore

I wish for a FFVII remake

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but the remake was only sold to gaming stores in the island of Madagascar.

I wish I could use Sonic's Spring to get to high altitudes... and not' get killed on landing, or be killed by anything hitting me on the way down