Wish Corruptor

[King Dodongo]

Your wish is granted, but once you're safe, Sonic will get permanently stuck in the ground.

I wish Brawl had downloadable content.

 

[finalark]

Your wish is granted, however... each new stage, character, ect., has an unreasonably high cost!

I wish that the DSi could play Gameboy Advance games.

 

[Skrah]

WTF!? Sick *******s.

Granted, but the DSi price soars, and you can't get one anymore.

I wish I had something to do.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted, you rob a bank and get get arrested
I wish i had some food right now

 

[King Dodongo]

Wish granted, but it will stay in your stomach forever and never digest.

I wish I had an arm like Jack Krauser's:

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, you can never pick your nose with that arm again.

I wish for more free time.

 

[finalark]

Your wish is granted. However, you will have absolutely nothing to do in that free time.

I wish for a Star Destroyer.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted, you blow yo self up

i wish i had a gundam

 

[Skrah]

Granted, the army takes it away for their own purposes.

I wish the dollar would go down.

 

[finalark]

Granted, but so does the Paso.

I wish that wishes had no drawbacks.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but that makes the game no fun. So you get kicked in the groin.

I wish 4 @ \/\/|5|-|.

 

[Kinzer]

\/\/|5|-| &R@/\/_l_3l).

I wish I owned my very own Roflcoptor, a lollercoaster, and the lawl-enforcing roflcers.

 

[Proverbs]

Granted. You 'owned' them by dropping five hundred tons of dynamite on them.

I wish I had pants of holding. You know, like the bag of holding, except with pants.

 

[finalark]

Wish granted, you stick your keys in them and can never find them again.

I wish that no MMORPG had a monthly fee.

 

[Skrah]

Granted, they are free, and since no money was put into them because there wouldn't be profit, they suck.

I wish I knew why my name is silver.

 

[Brav3r]

granted, because you could never get the gold.

i wish could have a more organized plan.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, you now have a fool-proof plan that you must carry out that ends up getting you arrested with absolutely no benefit none whatsoever.

Okay, I wish to leave him alone (being completely random here).

 

[Kei_Takaro]

Granted but he follows you anyway

I wish for LAWL

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

Granted but you cant stop laughing so you laugh your self to deth

I wish for sonic to die

 

[finalark]

Granted, by his ghost comes back constantly spamming "you're to slow!" every waking moment.

I wish that Final Fantasy VII was a good game (ducks).

 

[Dogysamich]

Granted. It's going to have character diversity and a battle system that's fun. (It's kinda hard to ruin a wish like that FF7 is so overrated.)

I wish dryers would work faster so laundry get done quicker.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but they don't get the clothes dry now.

I wish we didn't have Ear wax... and it wouldn't be replaced by whatever.

 

[Kei_Takaro]

Granted but all that wax goes to your mouth

I wish for no more WoW

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

granted but all the nerds who have no life come to brawl and only play MK

I wish for finalark and Dogysamich to fight to the death where the winner will have to be tortured a thousand time over! (in response to the FFVII slam earlier)

 

[Kei_Takaro]

Granted but the loser didn't die and was tortured as well.

I wish Sonic Fan Games weren't just stupid ROM hacks

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, they are now just stupid hacks.

I wish pulling out some pimples wasn't as painstaking as others.

 

[Kei_Takaro]

Granted, but the productivity levels 0f regenerating pimples increase by 250%

I wish i could fly and master a Fire Stingray

 

[Proverbs]

Granted. Too bad you don't have one.

I wish I was an empath (one who is supernaturally able to feel other people's emotions and make other people feel emotions) and can completely control my power (i.e. no situations in which I LOSE CONTROLL!!!111).

 

[Lupito]

Granted but it does the opposit of what you want it to do.

I wish I could be on the pc more often!

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted *the pc is attach to your face*
I wish i did not have to pay $10 to take a test

 

[Burrbomb]

granted, but now im here.
i wish i could get my desktop at home to work.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but now your arms don't work.

I wish I could do work.

 

[Kei_Takaro]

Granted, you CAN but you're too lazy to

I wish for Soul Calibur to come out tomorrow on the PSP

 

[Skrah]

Granted, since it didn't have enough time to develop, it sucks.

I wish this **** flu would end.

 

[toon_marth]

me too granted no corruption

I wish pizza tasted EVEN BETTER.

 

[finalark]

Granted, however, pizza now costs three times as much as it originally did.

I wish I could get into Final Fantasy XI.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted... you're literally in the game... as the first boss.

I wish for... cried fhicken! *You encounter a flash of light, Kinzer disappears.*

 

[Kei_Takaro]

You got it, but KCF will take it away O.O!

I wish for Weegee

 

[Kinzer]

Wished granted.

No need to go any further than that.

I wish for super Marty-O (that's right, Marty-O) to have his own game.

 

[DarkDragonShadowLance]

Your wish is granted, To bad it's a kids NES learning game

I wish to be able to do a hadouken