Wish Corruptor

[Redson]

GRANTED. The pie is sentient, however, and destroys you, then takes over the world. No one can stop the mega pie!

I wish I had an infinite stomach to take down this menace!

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but Kirby mistakes you for DeDeDe after eating the Mega Pie, and eats you.

I wish I was now an anti-anti-reverse jerk.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, three no's make a no... You're a jerk. (This is true also, if you mindtricked me into saying that which I think that you just did...)

I wish I wouldn't be so god darn lazy.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, now you're just general lazy.

I wish I wasn't harassed everywhere I go.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, you're now sexually harassed everywhere... Even if you don't go there.

I wish Scatland/Scatman's World was a real country. And that it wasn't conquered/destroyed by anyone/-thing.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, it's just invaded by the Vader Army.

NOT CONQUERED.
LOOPHOLE. :D

I wish that I am supreme overlord of all things cheesy.

 

[1337marth]

Granted, but on the first day of rule, you slip fall and die, and die in cheese

I wish for a flying cow.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but it gets tired from flying and falls on top of you.

I wish to take a couple days leave from Smashboards.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but the Vader army notices you're gone and starts a rebellion.

I wish to have eternal youth and be invulnerable.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but you're then stolen by the FBI, so that they may conduct serious experimentation on you to see how you are eternally young.

I wish to eradicate my previous wish with a whisk.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. The whisk weighs 4 tons and will fall from the sky dierctly on your head in T-minus 10...9...8...7...

I wish for 6 more seconds to go by.

 

[Redson]

Granted. They go by veeeeerry slowly though.

I wish I was a GOD.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but due to a misread, you become a DOG.

I wish I was a DOG.

 

[1337marth]

Granted, but when you become the dog you get shot by a angry jedi

I wish I had ultimate rule of cheese nips.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, they taste like poisonous cheese.

I wish I was stealthy.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, fission mailed.
Xace? Xace?! XACE!!!

I wish for Dr. Pumpkin's lasers.

 

[XLII]

Granted, however, it backfires.

I wish for a cookie that is not poisonous or made of anything disgusting.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, I steal it.

I wish that was easy.

 

[PrepareYourself]

>wish: that_was_easy
>Processing...
>receive:annoyingredbutton.gif
>wish/
>make wish? press N/Y
>Y
>wish:bluescreen
>wish sent. awaiting reply...

 

[1337marth]

sure, fail.

I wish for a clownish dog that eats other clowns in which likes pie.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, but the pie is now a lie.

I wish people would stop eating my toasters.

 

[PrepareYourself]

Granted. Dogs are now eating your toasters.

I wish I had Brawl on my graphing calculator.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, Sakurai is the only playable character, and the only mode is Cruel Brawl.

I wish for Marth to be top tier, but not so high he's banned.

 

[PrepareYourself]

Granted. Every time you choose Marth, a guy loses an arm.

I wish we had only Falcon dittos.

 

[XLII]

Granted, all players play as a crossbreed between a bird and a shape shifting Pokemon.

I wish that characters other than some random bird were playable.

 

[Redson]

Granted. Metaknight is playable. Have fun.

I wish people on the boards would stop bawwwwwing about Metaknight and just play the **** game. >:\

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, they play the game and now SWF is getting spammed by "HEY you looks what me found! NEW ATs LOFMAO!"

I wish getting up to go to school in the morning wasn't so hard.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted. You get up at 4 in the morning like I do, go downstairs, and your dad pisses and moans at you EVERY MORNING for waking him up.

I wish I knew what the hell I was doing with my AP Gov project.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, you're doing a hell... literally, even if that wasn't possible.

I wish there were more European people in here Forums Games section, all Americans log in when I'm about to log out, which results in me having over 20 threads to look the next day.

 

[1337marth]

Granted, but it is way over 20 threads, and it is some much it crashes site for ever.


I wish I knew where my big toe is.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, it's in your eye, atleast now you'll see it..

I wish for something that's not bad.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Broccoli, it's good for you!

I wish I had something to do.

 

[choknater]

Your mother tells you to masturbate in front of her naked. You do it because you wanted something to do. You regret it.

Too goodz.

I wish I was too good! YAYUHZZZ!

 

[1337marth]

Your too good and everyone hates yuo and you kill your self


I wish I knew what to wish for

 

[PrepareYourself]

Granted. Done. Granted. Done. Granted. Done.

I wish I had no wish.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

DENIED. DENIED. DENIED.

I wish Vader was top tier in Soul Calibur.

 

[PrepareYourself]

Granted, but the Apprentice is an amazing counterpick by a longshot.

I wish I have enough money to make Captain Falcon in Soul Caliber 4.

 

[1337marth]

Granted, but it is in pennies, and they won't accept them.
I wish I could be Mayrin Manson...

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, but you're Mayrin Manson.

I wish I could get Soul Caliber 4 (no 360, ps3)

 

[Denzi]

Granted, but it breaks.

I wish thousands of dollars in pennies would be accepted by all.