Wish Corruptor

[XACE-K]

Granted, they still bump it due to dumbness.

I wish somebody would post in the person below true or false game.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted.

I wish that Marissa would give me back my precious thing.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but I take it from you.

I wish for my schleppogymacooler.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, you are schleppogymacooled into the next millennium, where everyone hates you.

I wish I had some of my homework done.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it's your Meth homework, so you get arrested because this is illegal, you know.

I wish the Hyrule judge would tell me what I was doing was illegal.

 

[dark-war-cloud]

Granted, but you spontaneously combust and fall into a giant vat of needles and then you go flailing into a giant pile of gasoline and you explode and all of your body parts land in your own leaked urine.
Then you are still alive and you are feeling all of the pain.
OHYEAH, it feels good.

I wish that i could smash a real human being.

 

[M15t3R E]

Granted- you proceed to f-smash your worst enemy irl through a tree like some DBZ style action but then the tree collapses on top of you and cracks open your skull. (OUCH!)

I wish to join a good crew for Brawl/Melee tournaments sometime soon.

 

[PrepareYourself]

You join, but it's real life brawl/melee. You are the punching bag.

I wish Peach has ZSS's moveset.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted, but angry mobs of people swarm your house for destroying peach's moveset.

I wish I could confess to my friends that I still like to play a certain game which they gave up on a while ago and that they would start playing it again.

Edit: Why hasn't that metaknight image next to my name changed! I made it Kirby!

Edit (again): OMG! My post count went down! Is that possible?

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted. They whoop your arse at it. With the lowest tier character.

I wish hentai games didn't have hentai in them, they look pretty good otherwise.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but a paradox occurs and now they're called games, which doesn't make any sense so people stop making them and delete every single one there is, also they erase all hentai there is, was and will be... Congratulations, you made a lot of nerds angry by deleting all hentai.

I wish I could slow down time without being slowed down myself..

 

[tsetse]

granted but you run to fast and immediately run into a tree. Jarring time back to normal speed. I wish I could slow down time without slowing down myself.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but all your loved ones die.

I wish I had a racecar.

 

[dark-war-cloud]

Granted, but something really bad happens.

I wish for for some dinero.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted but something really GOOD does not happen.

I wish something bad wouldn't happen.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, anti-good happens.

I wish for good things to happen to me.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but not only do good things happen to you, also bad things happen after that. ;3

I wish for a ride to some local tournie.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, the person who takes you there sexually harasses you.

I wish my stomach didn't hurt.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you bang your head on the wall, and now your stomach pain doesn't seem to worry you at the moment...

I wish I had could hang out with friends more...

 

[dark-war-cloud]

Granted, but you don't have any friends anyways.

I wish that people would stop using the word "Ain't".

 

[M15t3R E]

Granted, now people invent an extremely annoying word to replace it and it catches on.

I wish to do well in my big Brawl tournament coming up next month.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You use Meta Knight.

I wish that Jigglypuff's rest didn't suck in brawl.

 

[dark-war-cloud]

Granted, but she T-stances after each rest.

I wish, I wish, for a fishy dish, one that Rachael Ray would call delish

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, it's made from poorly prepared fugu, and you die.

I wish I had a dish of well-prepared Mrs. Puff.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, she still teaches you boating lessons.

I wish I didn't get the creeps after watching the "Why So Serious" scene.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you die after watching the pencil scene.

I wish I could perform the pencil trick.

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

Granted, you do it to yourself on accident.

I wish Sonic Unleashed brings Sonic back to his fomer glory.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but you don't have the money to buy it, and then it becomes sold out. None of your friends ever got it, so you don't have the option of borrowing it. Its so good, no one even sells it online. You try to download the ram onto your computer, too bad, you don't have enough space to download it. Also, no one is generous enough to give it to you as a gift, not even santa. He only works for one day a year, for god sakes, don't expect much from him.

I wish I could have more wishes. ;3

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, everybody has unlimited wishes no matter what. You just wasted a wish.

I wish picking the president was determined by playing Smash competitively.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but candidates are therefore, the top players who win the most tournaments. (Although can be either good or bad, but they will only have experience with Smashing)

I wish I had some cake.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, it's caked up grime on your bathtub.

I wish for Cillit Bang to solve this problem!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it becomes "**** Bang." Oh yeah, I so totally went there.

I wish some people wouldn't find that immature and offensive.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but then you start regretting that because you feel too mature.

I wish I had a job.

 

[M15t3R E]

Granted, you are hired to help the mafia before you realize who they are. Then they tell you the only way to get out of the mafia is via a coffin. That sux.

I wish people would stop Rick Rolling others.

 

[dark-war-cloud]

Granted, it's made from poorly prepared fugu, and you die.

I wish I had a dish of well-prepared Mrs. Puff.

Ok, let me just tell you something, Rachael ray wouldn't call a poorly made Fugu fish delish.

Granted, you are hired to help the mafia before you realize who they are. Then they tell you the only way to get out of the mafia is via a coffin. That sux.

I wish people would stop Rick Rolling others.

Granted, but they start virus rolling everyone instead.
I wish that Michael Jackson never did things to the children so i could enjoy his music more without tearing it apart for that sole reason.

 

[Redson]

Granted. Welcome to the 70's.

I wish people would rejoice upon my glorious return to this thread. Like they SHOULD.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but I don't even know who you are..

I wish studying Finnish was optional in high school. (in the school I go to of course.)

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted. Studying Klingon is mandatory though.

I wish the next person would post in my new game thread.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but I used two answers for some parts.

I wish I knew Klingon..

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Granted, but I used two answers for some parts.

I wish I knew Klingon..

Granted but you have to learn it yourself...

http://www.kli.org/

...Than some Romulans hunt you down!


I wise to regain my muse