Wish Corruptor

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, but you drop your penny jar and they all roll down a sewer drain.

I wish for Denzi's pennies

 

[PrepareYourself]

Granted. They are covered in... ew.

I wish F1r3 would make his avatar lightsaber.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Avatar curse.

I wish for the avatar curse to be lifted.

 

[1337marth]

Granted, but soon after you get banned before seeing the curse performed.

I wish for world effin peace

 

[M15t3R E]

Granted, but now that we have world peace we get rid of all the guns and weapons and artillery in the world. Then extraterrestrial aliens attack our entire planet and we are defenseless.

I wish to have a real live Pikachu as a pet.

 

[1337marth]

Granted, but he thunderbolts you and you are dead for life.

I wish to have a breast!

 

[PrepareYourself]

You have a BBF. A breasts from fat.

I wish I was not a spammer.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, you are a h4x0r.

I wish for tomorrow to be awesome

 

[PrepareYourself]

Granted. Tomorrow, Ganondorf Warlock PAWWNCHes you to my backyard. AWE inspiring indeed.

I wish to own the tourney.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you DIE!

I wish it was raining chocalate.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, it's baking chocolate that tastes disgusting.

I wish for a 2008 Lotus.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but I then wish for a 2006 flower and your thingy explodes.

I wish for a 2006 flower. (if you corrupt this, you are willingly letting a paradox occur)

 

[XACE-K]

Granted.

*paradox occurs*

f***.

I wish to call the Paradox Busters.

 

[PrepareYourself]

Granted.

I wish to call the Paradox Busters.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted.

I wish to call the Paradox Busters.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, they fixed the problem in the past, eliminating it in the present, so you never called them, so they never fixed it, so it's still there, meaning you called them...

I wish for an end to the paradoxes! Call in Chuck Norris!

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but he round house kicks you, simply because he CAN.

I wish for a girlfriend.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted. I leave you after a week and go back to my friends, because dating blows.

I wish I didn't have eye crusties from sleeping.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, whenever you wake up from now on, I appear and annoy the crap out of you.

I wish I could be Solid Snake for a day.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but you have no PINGAS! for the rest of your life.

I wish I could go to the midnight launch for Guitar Hero World Tour.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but you lose your PINGAS! for the rest of your life because I lost mine.

I wish for revenge.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but revenge merely leads to more revenge, so I'm then hired by the Baron to do this: *shoots you in the foot*.

I wish that someone would save me from that darn helicopter, all ready!

Spoiler

*points to a month ago in the ^ < V thread*

 

[Agi]

Granted. Teh helicopter goes splodie.
And you are killed in teh splodie.

I wish for soda and pie.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted.

But don't you know that soda and pie does not mix?
You promptly eat both of these together in one go, and boom goes your stomach.

I wish for a bandage for Agi.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, it has lemon juice and salt for extra healing.

I wish for grape soda.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but wine and soda tastes awful. :D

I wish for the Edit button.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, it is the "Nuclear War" button with edit painted over it.

I wish for a paradox that prevents Karptroopa from pressing the Nuclear War button.

 

[Agi]

Granted. It's offline, however.

I wish I could see Karp online.
*keeps refreshing*

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but you forget that Ninjas always have their way, and as I want to be unseeable, your wish causes a paradox.

I wish that people would stop willingly letting paradoxes occur. D:

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, Forum Games gets boring and dies.

I wish you would stop doing things that force us to cause paradoxes.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, since no paradoxes occur, a Karptroopadox occurs, instead.

I wish for the F1r3dox!

 

[Agi]

Granted. All boats at the Firedox burn to their doom.

I wish I could stop making jokes and get back to work on my moveset.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, you make your moveset, but you forget walking, and thus you cannot move anymore

I wish people would stop posting before me.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but you DIE!

I wish to stop making corruptions where everybody DIE!s

 

[XLII]

Granted, but there is a terrorist attack there and everyone dies.

I wish I could jump over the moon and not suffer the effects of outer space or re-entry.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you get hit by a car when you land back on Earth.

I wish for it was the apocalypse.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but Chuck Norris just kicks it away. D: (not good I know what can I say)

I wish for a Cream Cheese Danish right about now.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but the danish feels peckish and eats you.

I wish that the danish would regurgitate it's prey RIGHT NOW.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

OK, but it gets hungry and eats you.

I wish I could open my bag of Hershey's Kissables.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, you open it with so much force that the chocolate flies into the air and lands on the floor where Cockroaches immediately steal every one.

I wish people would look at the date of the last post before bumping a thread.