Wish Corruptor

[Karptroopa]

Granted, I can't corrupt that.

...

ACK NOT AGAIN

ACCESS APPROVED ACCESS APPROVED ACCESS APPROVED

*blue screen*
*reboot*

Microsoft Karpdoor

k:\ wish

Make Wish?
wish y/n y

wish_ pie

 

[Jonkku]

* failed to execute command 'wish',
* object 'pie' not found.
* push any key to continue.

I wish that computers really would be like that... Except that they'd find object 'pie'.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but all you can now wish for is pie.

k:\ wish

Make Wish?
y/n y

wish_ karptroopadox
mode_ failbadtopics
Processing...

 

[Redson]

OH GOD SCREENSHOTTED FOR WIN. Karp, those posts made my day. :D

I wish the thread would stay this epic forever!

WHAT HAVE I DOOOONE!!?!

 

[Karptroopa]

Thanks for the compliment, Redson! ^_^

Granted, but my Shop Corrupter stays lame forever.

...wait, that's not fair!


Microsoft Karpdoor

k:\ wish

Make Wish?
y/n y

wish_ big pie
mode_splat xace-k
Processing...

WARNING
This is a dangerous operation. Are you sure you wish to continue?
y/n y

Processing...

BIG WARNING
Really, now, this is risky. Continue anyways?
y/n y

Processing...

ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING
Play with fire, get burned.
y/n y

Processing...

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you're banned.

I wish Karp would stop being an idiot.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, you become one, instead.

k:\ wish

Make Wish?
y/n y

wish_ llama ftw
mode_ not popular any longer

 

[PrepareYourself]

[SYNTAX ERROR]
>
>wishconfig
>
>Make wish? (Press n/y)
>Type wish: stfu
>Processing...

 

[Karptroopa]

["stfu" is bad file name/missing.]

k:\ wish
Make Wish?
y/n y

wish_ no u
mode_ format c:

Processing...

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Access denied.

k:\ wish
Make Wish?
y/n y

wish_ for the Scatman
mode_ format 4

Processing...

 

[Karptroopa]

An error has occurred.
DrWatson is filing error report on Scatman...

k:\ wish
Make Wish?
y/n n

WHAT?!?
y/n y

Better.

wish_youchewinvasion
mode_majorsuccess

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted. No corruption.

I wish for my mom to be happy.

 

[Redson]

Granted. You die and she gets the insurance money. :D

I wish I wasn't such an *******, but I didn't have to die for it. :\

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, now you're a jerk.

I wish that I would be an anti-jerk.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, I still hate you.

I wish I could shoot Karp's foor with pudding.

 

[Redson]

Granted. Karp LOVES Pudding!

I wish my copy of Phantom Hourglass wasn't broke. D:

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, to get it fixed, a copy of Phantom Hourglass had to be taken off the shelves and now Tiny Tim will have a PH-less Christmas. Nice going Scrooge.

I wish that somebody would tell me if they could see my custom avatar.

 

[Redson]

Granted, however, they lie and tell you they can when they really cant. (HINT HINT)

I wish Mother 3 wasn't so easy for me to figure out...without it being nonexistant.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Have fun deciphering Mr. Saturn text.

Be wishing Mr. Saturn! ZOOM! BOING!

 

[Redson]

Granted. Too bad Mr. Saturn doesn't actually exist.

****, I wish Mr. Saturn DID exist.

 

[XLII]

Granted, he breaks your shield.

I wish I had Mr. Saturn.

 

[Redson]

Granted. He breaks YOUR shield.

I wish I could have Mr. Saturn WITHOUT him doing anything negative to me.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, he breaks the shields of the person who's your source of money and they are so pissed of, that they cut you off.

I wish I knew how to overcome shyness.

 

[Redson]

Granted. You no longer have any regard for other people's emotions. What a double edged sword!

I wish I could get this stupid homework done...

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but a dog eats it on your way to school.

I wish that I win in pie shooting contests.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you never get to eat pudding ever again.

I wish FOR MY ANIMAL CROSSING GAME TO GET HERE ALREADY!!! Seriously WTF!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Have fun deciphering Mr. Saturn text.

I wish I could go to an offline smash tourney.

 

[Redson]

Granted. You get ***** by the competition. Srs, those guys are tough!

I wish I didn't suck so hard at Brawl, or Melee, or Brelee, or whatever you kids are calling it these days. D:

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, you suck at the entire series now.

I wish to repair my Karpdoor operating system, XACE-K killed it. D:

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, I destroy it.

I wish for moar threads to post in.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, go to the General Brawl Discussion room.

I wish for clean socks.

 

[XLII]

Granted, but pies are now scared of you, so they run away and you can't seem to catch one.

I wish I had the superpower to change all instances of dividing by 0 to dividing by n as n approaches zero, thereby saving the universe.

 

[Sonic on the Rocks]

Granted, but I go OVER 9000 and stop you, thus destroying the universe.

I wish we had another universe now that I destroyed this one.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you destroy that one as well.

I wish Sonic on the Rocks would stop destroying universes.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but then the Gaia universe explodes.

...wait, that's not all bad...

I wish to spill my secret of what I meant when I posted in the Vending Machine.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Ignore this, I can't think of anything.

 

[Redson]

Granted. Everyone forgets you exist.

I wish I had more courage.

 

[XLII]

Granted, but the flying monkeys come and steal it.

I wish I had a pet flying monkey.

 

[Xanthus]

Granted, but they throw poo all over your house.

I wish Metaknight had an infinite chain grab vs. every character.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but that's now the only thing he can do, and he slowly zips down to the bottom tier.

I wish for MEGA PIE.