Wish Corruptor

[thecatinthehat]

Granted, you get exiled from the U.S.

I wish I could knee in real life.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, the electric after effect doesn't happen.

I wish I had a pony.

 

[thecatinthehat]

Granted:

I wish I had a clue

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it was originally Scooby Doo's clue, so he takes it back from you.

I wish I could get a wireless G router.

 

[thecatinthehat]

Granted, you internet provider goes bankrupt

I wish I had a new GC controller.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you break the control stick from dash-dancing in Melee.

I wish my brain didn't hurt so badly from visiting Gaia for the first time in years.

Spoiler

Srsly, I hate that site.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, your brain is now gone.

I wish my alternate forms would stop fighting with each other.

 

[Thrillhouse-vh.]

Granted. You get replaced by a Skrull with no alternate forms.

I wish I knew all the secrets and plot of Marvel's Secret Invasion right now (EDIT: I haven't read the every thing, might want to add that in there).

 

[crewster]

Graunted but they mean nothing scince you haven't read the every thing.
I wish I was vader

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but you die... Haven't you seen the movie?

I wish I'd remember the wish I came up with earlier today..

 

[crewster]

graunted but you can't be bothered to post it
I wish I didn't have to make a wish

 

[Surri-Sama]

Granted, but in the process you created a paradox and we are all dead, gg

i wish i could divide by 0

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, you divided by zero when you posted before me... Thus causing a disaster which ended in me editing my post. Also.. You fail in your math test by putting in 4=5

I wish Wolf would let me do that... Whatever that "that" is.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. That is *censored*.

I wish I could automatically know which girls liked me, and that some would (I don't care if I don't like the girls who like me).

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, they kill you for invading on their privacy.

I wish for some aspirin.

 

[Redson]

Granted. You will OD and die, though.

I wish I got a copy of MvC2...

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but Mario gets jealous and breaks your copy.

I wish for something relating to XACE-K getting shot in the foot.

 

[Redson]

Granted. Unfortunately, the bullet ricochet's off the ground and then off the ceiling and hits your foot also. Nice job.

I wish Mario didn't break my copy of MvC2. D:

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. He broke both your arms, your left leg and your collarbone.

I wish to find the Peng treasure!

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but you also find the Pong! treasure, which happens to delete your PS3 save data.

I wish for our invasion of Gaia to go badly.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, it goes incredibly well

I wish for more time in the day.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. One hour of night = one hour of sleep.

I wish I knew how to get through Chapter 7 of MOTHER 3 without using a walkthrough.

 

[Redson]

Granted. But a clown will arrive at your house and spoil the ending for you...

I wish that Flint was still playable in Mother 3. D:

 

[Burrbomb]

Granted, only for 1 fight though.

I wish I didn't leave here so much.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but now trolls are unable to join.

...wait, that's a good thing...

I wish that I eat pie for my breakfast.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you get pied in the face.

I wish to pie somebody in the face.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted

*Karp gets hit with pie*

I wish for Karp to get hit with pie again.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted *Gaia Karp gets hit with pie*

I wish the invasion took down the Gaia GD

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but...
but...

...

NOTHING IS CORRUPTED!

ACCEPTED ACCEPTED ACCEPTED

I wish that DENIED ACCEPTED LOL

 

[XACE-K]

But that's not possible!!!!

ERROR ERROR ERROR

I wish to prevent this ERROR ERROR ERROR.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR

I wish wish corruptor wasn't broken :'(

 

[Redson]

Granted. However, you lost your porn collection in the process.

I wish Gaia didn't suck so hard. I mean, it really sucks. :\

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. Gaia is completely overrun by the Vader army, making it one of the best sites to grace the interwebz.

I wish I lived 4000 years in the future.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You are now a fish held captive in a fish tank.

I wish I knew how the Gaia invasion was going.

 

[Redson]

Granted. Suddenly, your head is filled with constant details on the Gaia invasion. Unfortunately, your mind cannot take the massive amount of information accumulated in one blow, and deletes the knowledge.

I wish I could come up with better corruptions.

 

[thecatinthehat]

Granted, you get banned from Smashboards.

I wish I could jump higher

 

[Redson]

Granted; you are now African American. (All in good fun, right?)

I wish people who can't even vote would stop talking about politics. >:\

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but now voting is forbidden and everyone needs to talk about who they'd have voten to vote. Increasing talk about politics by 2000%

I wish I'd have enough wii points for Megaman 9, or enough money for enough wii points for Megaman 9 (and no one would steal it or I wouldn't give it to anyone or anything)
Edit: Meh nvm, just easier to wish that Megaman 9 would become free to download.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but now the Wii Shop Channel is not free. Cough up 2000 points to keep using it.

I wish that everyone looked like Vader.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, you get schizophrenia and see everyone as Vader..

I wish more people were posting..