Wish Corruptor

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it gets stuck, then after hours of trying to get it in the vending machine, it spits all the pudding back out at you.

I wish my Animal Crossing game had gotten here today, so I wouldn't have to wait until Monday.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it arrives broken.

I wish Karp didn't have a pudding fetish.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, he gets an inflation fetish.

I wish to lose my virginity to a mechanical bull.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted...If by "mechanical bull" you mean "Hairy dude".

I wish that my eyesight isn't as bad as it is.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it's as bad as it was.

I wish I was as good as I once was...

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but the cops still arrest you.

I wish to no longer have an inflation fetish.

(what be that?)

 

[Agi]

Granted, you have a deflation fetish.

(what be that?)

I wish the internet would stop moving so SLOW!

 

[XACE-K]

Granted. Now YOU'RE TOO SLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish to go YES!!!!

 

[Agi]

Granted, but Captain Falcon gives you a knee to the crotch for inpersonation.

I wish that Nintendo gave a crap about the Mother series.

 

[dmastar648]

grsnted but now they dont give a crap about mario
i wish i was solid snake

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, you are old MGS 4 Snake.

I wish for flaming to be non-existent.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, drowning still exists.

I wish for something fun to do that will hold me over till Monday.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, you go into a coma and have a fun dream.

I wish for a good weekend.

 

[XLII]

Granted, but you will have the worst rest of the week of all time.

I wish for cookies.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, they're tracking cookies.

I wish for chocolate chip cookies that I can eat.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted...

Spoiler

That's not chocolate, though...

I wish to play Mother 3.

 

[tyler36]

granted, but youre still not real

i wish i was 21

 

[XLII]

Granted, now you're 12.

I wish that didn't make me dyslexic.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you're now dead.

I wish for some Muntain Dew.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted... Muntain Dew is a new disease.

I wish that I wouldn't be this lazy, or lazier...

 

[Surri-Sama]

Granted... Muntain Dew is a new disease.

I wish that I wouldn't be this lazy, or lazier...

granted, you suddenly get the urge to go out and jog around town..then you get hit by a car and now your in a wheelchair.

i wish for another coffee (2&2)

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it's poisonous.

I wish for some poisonous milk.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, it's poisonous because someone thought it the carton it was stored in was a urinal.

I wish 4 1337.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, I'm 1337.

I wish Falco would give me some bread.

 

[Agi]

Granted, but you can't touch it with your hands.

I wish that Darth Vader was truly of the dark side...SHOW NO MERCY!

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, but you get no sympathy from Ike and the light side.

I wish my avi was the leader of the light side.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, the light side is too bright for avi's eyes to handle, and it moves to the Dark Side.

I wish Darth Vader would say MAH BOI in one of the Star Wars movies.

 

[Denzi]

Granted, but your ears shrivel up and you can't hear him.

I wish it rained money.

 

[Thrillhouse-vh.]

Granted. 100 lb chuncks of gold fall from the sky, killing many people.

I wish for a lot of money that DIDN'T harm me.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but since you've ruined a possibility that I had for a corruption, a paradox follows.

I wish that Vader would gimme his saber.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it's his broken saber.

I wish to get an award.

 

[Surri-Sama]

Granted, your the worlds most feminine man

i wish my avatar would show up

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but Vader slices it in half, muahaha.

I wish that I could enter a force choke competition.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, I win.

I wish for Vader to play golf with me.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but he then does this when you're about to win.


I wish he didn't do that.

Spoiler

You brought this upon yourself, Sly, by posting that link. >:D

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but now it does to YOU!!!!!

I wish i could screw the rules cause i got money.

Spoiler

A classic :D

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but due to me having not slept enough last night, I think I read that you want to screw the money, because you have rules, so I grant that wish for you.
But you end up screwing the rules as well.

I wish I could have contact lenses instead of glasses.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted. No corruption.

I wish for the same thing.

 

[Agi]

Granted, but you can never *quite* get all the soap out of it. (I have contacts, soap = fail)

I wish for my Miner avi to be visible.

 

[clockwerk]

Granted, but no one likes it.

I wish I owned DisneyWorld.