Yomon
Smash Apprentice
All I have to say is that the sooner they get all the obvious/knew it already/beginner stuff out of the way, the better. Then it's pretty much just smooth sailing. And look at the bright side, at least they didn't say "You push Y, X, or tap the control stick up to jump". That may have revealed the controller, but still <_<
Also, no matter what, we are still going to get pretty screen shots.
Also, no matter what, we are still going to get pretty screen shots.