Weirdest Compliment You've Ever Gotten

[finalark]

"You have the sexiest hair in the world!" Some random girl said that to me once. What's with girls and guy's hair anyway?

 

[Pikaville]

One of my favorites was from my girlfriend when I was playing guitar.

Sarah Jane: "You fingers are moving so fast,how do you do that?"
Me: practice
Sarah jane: "Its kinda like when the wheels on a car move so fast,they look like they are going backwards"

I didnt know what to say.

Another weird one was "your cheek bones look like a pornstars"

Is that a compliment?

 

[Grunt]

"You sound like a phone sex operator."

 

[slave1]

"your teeth are really white."

i brush my teeth and dont drink coffee so i guess i have really clean teeth.

 

[Cashed]

a lot of you guys dont have very weird compliments.

 

[Tom]

to the above poster

you remind me of Husker

 

[m3gav01t]

i was writing a screenplay with a friend on a table outside a coffee place once, and i was the one writing stuff down. then i noticed in my peripheral vision this woman staring at me. when i looked over at her, she smiled, and just said, "excuse me, i'm sorry, but you are the fastest writer i've ever seen! i've never seen anybody write stuff down so fast!" i thanked her, and my friend and i kind of chuckled.

another weird one was when i met this girl, the first thing she said to me was, "my god, those are the biggest balls i've ever seen!" i looked down to make sure that i wasn't exposing myself accidentally. it turns out she was referring to my eyeballs. and my metaphorical balls.

then this other time i was holding a very large chicken when i met this girl and she was all like...

 

[Mini Mic]

Requesting topic name change to 'Obvious Self Ego Stroking Thread'.

Post template:

___ told me I have nice ___ and I was like "what?"

 

[Pikaville]

This thread is gonna have some great posts.

Seriously great idea.

Does being told you have pornstar cheek bones really boost ones ego?

Or that your guitar playing reminds your girlfriend of wheels when they start to look like they are going backwards?

I see where your coming from though....

 

[Heartz♥]

I admit, this will be an interesting topic.

I've never really had any WEIRD compliments, but they were more disrespectful than anything. lol

 

[Moon of the Strawberries]

Azua really doesn't approve of people breaking our E10 rating by posting about alcohol or illegal substances. Next time she gives infractions to everyone :D

Dude, if I did that, nobody'd want to admit they know me at all.

Oh, also, people have said i'm a good "heater", since I wear short sleeved shirts all year long and during the winter i'm apperantly very warm. So on numerous occassions someone will cling to me and say "You are just so warm~". It's awkward, really.

 

[K64]

"You read too good."

 

[toon_marth]

"You read too good."

I got that same compliment. Maybe cause I read too well good...

 

[~Zack~]

"You have pretty eyes"
Unfortunately it was a guy who said that

 

[Pink Reaper]

More than once I've been told I have amazing eyelashes, but honestly I have no idea if that's a compliment or not, it was just really ****ing weird and uncomfortable for me.

 

[Proverbs]

"You are the gayest straight guy I've ever met."

Apparently I can tend to act flamboyantly, but I'm straight <.<;;

 

[Burrbomb]

"Your too smart for your own good dumb***"

My mom is wierd....

 

[zeldspazz]

"You have a moustache, thats sexy"

......I'm 13.......so many times......it's not even that noticeable, it's called puberty people. At least I don't have a stache comb >.>

 

[SKy Angel]

"Are you seriously a boy or a girl? I can't figure out. Even your drawings make me wonder what you are? You act girly, an yet you act like a man. WHAT ARE YOU?!" XD <--- I get this a lot. Believe it or not. XD

 

[SuperRacoon]

"Are you seriously a boy or a girl? I can't figure out. Even your drawings make me wonder what you are? You act girly, an yet you act like a man. WHAT ARE YOU?!" XD <--- I get this a lot. Believe it or not. XD

Assuming that your avatar and icon reflect your main, then I can safely say that your just like Marth! It took while for everyone to figure out what Marth was too.

 

[Wiscus]

"Are you seriously a boy or a girl? I can't figure out. Even your drawings make me wonder what you are? You act girly, an yet you act like a man. WHAT ARE YOU?!" XD <--- I get this a lot. Believe it or not. XD

That is the best compliment ever, I would love for people to say that to me. I'm very envious of you now ......

 

[SKy Angel]

@SuperRacoon: XD <-- Has no idea what face expression to put while laughing here irl. XD

I'm going to say one thing first before I start ranting off. XD HAHAHA! I guess I am like marth every now and then. x3

Honestly that's why I enjoy playing as Marth on brawl. Cause the way people tell me that. I love hearing that, and don't make me dress up like both genders. People start raising eyebrows like. "ooookay?... >_> I can't understand this!!!!" XD But I enjoy seeing people's confused face, and somewhat laughter. Cause they do try to understand who is what, and honestly when I hear people think Marth is a girl. I start laughing really a lot. Because of the way he does his sword dance. People just think Marth is a girl. Even though it's clear on on brawl Marth is dude. That wears a tiara. From the princesses. <-- Knows to much. XD

@ Wiscus: LOL >3 No worries as long as people get a good laugh at it. XD I'm not complaining. Though I'm happy if this makes people burst out laughing. I am proud to let people feel some joy around here. XD Though reading everyone Else's comments make me laught too. Don't get me wrong with that. ^_~

 

[AlexoftheAura]

I get a lot of wierd ones about my butt and voice, my favorites are "You sound like a serial killer.", "Will you read erotica to me?" and "Your booty is very curvacious.".

I also have people grabbing at my hands constantly when it's cold due to my unusually warm hands.

 

[Ochobobo]

"You write the best 9's"

 

[Flawless Fan]

"You're canines are so adorable. I love that you're missing one"

...I'm not even missing a canine, it just got chipped a little and is even with the rest of my teeth now.

 

[Proverbs]

How are teeth adorable? o_O;;

 

[Flawless Fan]

That's what I want to know D:

 

[toon_marth]

How are teeth adorable? o_O;;

If you have mine, they are.

 

[DJayS]

"omg u just talked!" and "omg u have emotions!"
they're probably not the most weirdest but they're funny XD

 

[NinjaFoxX]

"omg u just talked!" and "omg u have emotions!"
they're probably not the most weirdest but they're funny XD

thats me on a daily basis >.>

 

[missedwithtruestrike]

a friend of mine a few years back
"i hang around you so i can learn to be a douchebag like you"
so...good or bad?

 

[Martel Hammer]

"You have really nice nails. Almost like a girl's."

I'm a 16 year old guy. FML

 

[missedwithtruestrike]

"You have really nice nails. Almost like a girl's."

I'm a 16 year old guy. FML

well, ill never get that, i bite my nails till i bleed...usually without realizeing im doing it.

 

[Proverbs]

^That's kinda morbid o_o;;

 

[missedwithtruestrike]

yea, hurts too. but ive done it since i was little, nowadays youll usually find me with a toothpick in my mouth to distract me from my nails

 

[HawaiianJigglyPuff]

My girlfriend told me (while drunk) that she thought I was gay when she first met me.

Oh wait, compliments? Oh nevermind.

 

[zrky]

The "wow you have soft hair" compliment isn't that weird, but about 2 days ago I got it from my teacher. She just patted my head when she was walking by and said the above compliment it was weird/awkward.

 

[LLDL]

"you're second whitest black kid i know"

 

[TimeWarpedBrawler]

"It was very enjoyable to talk to you."

the catch was.......it was from a fortune cookie. last time i allow my food to talk to me. >_>

 

[slave1]

"It was very enjoyable to talk to you."

the catch was.......it was from a fortune cookie. last time i allow my food to talk to me. >_>

owned by a fortune cookie