I have a funny story to tell today, at my own expense.
I am in an anatomy class now. And as we know, there are sexual innuendos galore. In this class, men are a minority and I am one of three guys in a room of about twenty people.
The teacher starts talking about parts of the bone structures in the arm. "The humerous is a long bone..... this is the head..... this part that my finger is on is the shaft......."
By this point the teacher is right in front of me, trying to show me part x and y, and this guy behind her mouths the words OOOOOOOOHHH YEEEEAH!!! I just started cracking up like a madman while she was staring right at me. Keep in mind that this is a class made up almost entirely of women. I choke the laughter to the best of my ability before people start to stare.
Then she asks, "Are you okay." since she seems to be completely oblivious to what happened. I don't say anything, and then she asks again, "Is everything alright." At this point I am entirely hiding my face, because I still don't have control yet. People were staring at me by this point, and I started to sweat to the point that I could smell it in a matter of seconds. Remember: it's a class full of women. People think that I am laughing because she said long, shaft, and head all in quick succession.
I finally have enough composure to respond and say that I'm okay. She continues asking questions and I try to play it off like I had a headache. She, finally leaves me alone and continues the lecture. At this point I thought that she bought it, and relax a bit and silently giggle a bit about how gullible she is.
Then she throws this whole thought process of mine for a loop. Out of nowhere, she picked out the guy who made me go into fits of laughter and pulled him out of the classroom. I'm sitting there going what the ****. She never saw or heard him do anything. Her back was turned the whole time. I had no idea how in god's name she figured it out.
She absolutely berates the guy. She practically yelled at him, giving him the old people's equivalent of "WTF are you doing?" I'm sitting here completely dumbfounded, because the door is open and the whole class can hear everything. She didn't give a **** for this guys privacy
at all.
What's more significant is that this guy is the stereotypical 30 year old construction worker. He's obviously more than well built. In case it hasn't clicked yet, this is at a college. This professor is treating this guy that's probably 10 years older than me like a kid. I'd honestly be afraid to pick a fight with this guy. To say the least, my mind was blown.
There was still an hour and a half of class left by the way.
Thankfully, this guy was able to convince her that he didn't do anything. I don't really know how he did it. I'm kind of glad though. He really didn't deserve that treatment. She apologized on break.
As I was leaving, she asked if my headache was better...... XD.
Good story?