The North Carolina Melee Power Rankings! (Updated 2/11/10!)

[Dr Peepee]

Lol that ain't the modesto thread.

 

[mr.fizwidget]

nc smash>>>>>>>modesto


get ***** kenny

 

[dr.neo]

what is trolling?
can someone please explain it?
everyone says i am trolling but i don't know what that is.
all i know about trolling is that i don't do it.

If no one on the boards likes you at all. Then everything you say is considered trolling.

 

[GofG]

i love you lumpycpu

 

[Boss Hog (stack it up)]

If no one on the boards likes you at all. Then everything you say is considered trolling.

nah, people like me and everything i say is trolling.

 

[dr.neo]

You can't say that I'm wrong. Its just true for both instances. Just cause a girl has sex with another girl doesn't necessarily mean shes a lesbian. She could be bi.

 

[Dark Hart]

IO'm drubnk right now

 

[Dark Hart]

I'd edit that last post, but I don't care to

 

[Boss Hog (stack it up)]

no one likes zio and he doesn't troll at all.

 

[Lightsyde]

no one likes zio and he doesn't troll at all.

****, get *****.

 

[TJ Infinat]

You can't say that I'm wrong. Its just true for both instances. Just cause a girl has sex with another girl doesn't necessarily mean shes a lesbian. She could be bi.

nah, she could just be doing it for the
1. lulz
2. money
3. hotness: girl + bi/lesbian > girl + strictly dickly? *which is false in my opinion, buuuuuuut, some guys like that.
4. logic, cause we all know women are good at logic.

a good personality trait to have, to master your sexuality for a greater purpose.

 

[MusicalMike]

SC up in your bro base
Where's the catfish at?

 

[GofG]

hickory mang.

hickory.

 

[AlcyoNite]

nah, she could just be doing it for the
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4. logic, cause we all know women are good at logic.

i lol'ed hard at this

 

[null55]

i like Zio... -_-;;

i work so hard to achieve what he does without trying. mad respect.

 

[TJ Infinat]

i lol'ed hard at this

i knew *you* would. . . .
woman.

 

[dr.neo]

I like Zio too.

 

[l0zR=)]

I like zio too. He is rather cool IRL

What up doc?

 

[Dr Peepee]

Plank said he had your info, Adam. Your check is being mailed today I think.

 

[TJ Infinat]

. . .who is this Zio guy, really?
here's what I know.
1. Age: 23
2. Hobbies: Smash*past*, Trolling
3. Font Color: Purple
4. Homestate: NY?
5. Logic Style: Offensive (specializes in Links/copy paste/reverse psych)

but never mind me, I'm a scrub.

 

[~Twitch~]

I like Zio too.

*sigh* more trolling.

 

[TJ Infinat]

twitch - random *** guessing
1. Age: 14
2. Hobbies: Smash, Being PPs bro, arguing with Smith
3. Logic Style: Sharing of Knowledge/Defense

 

[~Twitch~]

i hate how you forgot that i argue with stingers too.

what kind of logic is that anyway...? give me an example, apparently i don't know my own logic.

 

[TJ Infinat]

^ that right there

Defensive style Logic: Usually someone tries to prove what an offensive person says as wrong. Almost never attacks another person on a board. Usually answers with questions.
ex:
Point: Smith is older than twitch
Offensive answer: I disagree, for Twitch's birthday clearly comes before Sniths. *link to birthcertificates*
Defensive answer: What makes you say that? I'm gonna need to see some birth certificates.

Defensives are easier to troll than other logic types, but that doesnt make your type. I've seen offensives get trolled harder than anyone.

dont worry if you dont get this.
I just made it up when I made that post about Zio.
. . and I'm still making it up as I go along.

Don't mind me.

 

[~Twitch~]

no, i...kind of get it, you're saying i need evidence on what an offensive person says? skeptical, in a way? ehh, maybe i am too young to understand.

 

[TJ Infinat]

nah. I'm just trollin, man.

No, but seriously, I made the **** up as I was typing it.

 

[dr.neo]

I like zio too. He is rather cool IRL

What up doc?

Hey Adam. I miss you.

 

[ZIO]

. . .who is this Zio guy, really?
here's what I know.
1. Age: 23
2. Hobbies: Smash*past*, Trolling
3. Font Color: Purple
4. Homestate: NY?
5. Logic Style: Offensive (specializes in Links/copy paste/reverse psych)

This is fearsomely accurate. I want to see a stat list like we do in RPGs, then, if you were that on point!

Do it for sloppy chops.

 

[BEHR]

Stat Me lol

 

[Bl@ckChris]

lol TJ with that inui (prince of tennis) data.

if he could do the same thing with playstyles, he'd be able to own us.

TJInfinat
Character: Peach
Style: offensive
Weakness: Edgeguarding, Guys named Chris who play Ganondorf
Strengths: Turnip usage, awkward movement style (such as random upB's)

Now if you could do that accurately...thatd be cool.

 

[~Twitch~]

TJ plays mario...?

 

[AlcyoNite]

Oh * Oh *

Do me next,

Yeah, do me!!!!

 

[~Twitch~]

i would but i'll just shorten it and say you play the flute.

 

[TJ Infinat]

This is fearsomely accurate. I want to see a stat list like we do in RPGs, then, if you were that on point!

Do it for sloppy chops.

I'm not sure if that's reverse psych or anything.
But, sure, I'm glad I actually have a use now.

Behr, you're tricky, post more and I'll have a better idea.

 

[TJ Infinat]

lol TJ with that inui (prince of tennis) data.

if he could do the same thing with playstyles, he'd be able to own us.

TJInfinat
Character: Peach
Style: offensive
Weakness: Edgeguarding, Guys named Chris who play Ganondorf
Strengths: Turnip usage, awkward movement style (such as random upB's)

Now if you could do that accurately...thatd be cool.

I can try. . .revised stats coming whenever I feel like it.

Funny, though, Cam has been telling me that
1. I'm really good at edge guarding.
2. What I'm missing is the instinct to combo *which I'm slowly picking up*

and to answer your question, twitch. Here's a list of my characters.
Most comfortable: Mario
Most Dangerous: Dr. Mario
Most Potential: Peach
Highest Tier: Shiek
Favorite: DK.

anyways, I'll come up with stats now that I have nothing better to do.

 

[TJ Infinat]

All stats are based on what I know and/or think based on what I see. If I'm wrong, correct me

BEHR
Age: *Guess* 19
Hobbies: Smash, Pokemon
Character: Fox, Pikachu
Playstyle: gimpy defensive, typical pikachu style with poke out fsmashes and attempts to gimp with spiking upB and/or uair spikes. Fox plays like it hangs out with pikachu all the time
Weed Effect Type: Creativity up, Survival Skill down
Logic Style: Lurking Comedic. Rarely has to argue a point, usually argues for the laughs. equal amounts of offense and defense.
Strength goes down in the face of hunger
Troll Factor: (1 is really easy to troll 10 is really hard) 7.5

CrystalNite - Theo
Age: *Guess = older than me younger than PP* 19
Hobbies: Smash, Anime, Flute, Watching DK MMs
Character: MARTH, Shiek, Luigi?
Playstyle: Technical Offensive; plays like he knows what you're gonna do before you do it, which could mean problems for him if you do like Zio and reverse psych. Knows Marth and uses that to his advantage.
Logic Style: Serious Neutral; You know when theo is serious about a subject, he has scholar like techniques, characterized by long write ups complete with technical terms.
Troll Factor: 6

TJInfinat
Age: 18
Hobbies: Smash, guitar, yoyo
Character: Mario, Peach, DK?
Playstyle: Agressive Trickster; characterized by random *** and quick movements that try to draw you in and counter when you arent expecting it. watch out for his signature "where the **** did that upB just come from?" attacks. Tries build damage and get you off the edge for a edgeguarding.
Logic Style: Lurking Neutral; Tend to mind their own business, throwing in a joke here or there and will put in two cents if asked or if its something they feel strongly about. Rarely Argues
Troll Factor: 8

Bl@ckChris
Age: Ganon
Hobbies: Ganon, Ganon, Ganon
Character: Ganondorf, Ganon
Plays. . . .

Seriously though. . . .
Age: 18
Hobbies: Smash, Piano, Soccer
Characters: Ganon, Mario?
Playstyle: Aggressive offensive. Ganon leaves no room for attack, no room for counter. He will simply face you head on, with his superior hitboxes and intense movement. Be careful, one pixel can be the difference between you landing on the ground and you floating back to stage on a recovery platform. . . .
Logic Style: Lurking Offensive; tweaked a bit to the comedic side. Posted arguments are offensive, doesnt say things he'll regret later in an arguement
Troll Factor: 8.5. Lurkers are characteristically hard to troll.

Twitch aka Lil PP
Age: 14?
Hobbies: Smash, Arguing with Smith/Stingers, being PPs bro
Character: Fox
Playstyle: Technical Neutral; Neutral is characterized by trying not to be identified as either offensive or defensive. Twitch has a very technical playstyle, aiming attacks with intent and calculations for the next 3 moves.
Logic Style: Neutral Defensive
Troll Factor: 3. Defensives are most times easier to troll

 

[~Twitch~]

why does everyone think i'm older than i actually am? i'm 13.

 

[BEHR]

Im 15 lol.

 

[Ocean]

I'm older than behr? lol.

TJ do one for me. these are awesome.

 

[Krackshot Kroc]

I'm old enough to be PP's dad