Legend of Zelda The Milk Bar [Archived]

[shlike]

Okay everyone please do me a favor. Relax yourselves, close your eyes (but open them just enough to read). Imagine yourself, in a murky, forlorn room. You are in a corner, you are breathing heavy. You feel your nerves tingling, and you feel that your arduous journey is coming to an embittered end. You sense an approaching menace. You are cornered, trapped. You know your end is near, but you are too afraid to move. Your arms don’t respond. Your legs don’t respond. The enemy is upon you, as he gets near, you can see the figure in the dark. His face is a skeleton, expressionless. He holds a large axe. You try to walk back, but the wall behind you stops you. He swings, and misses, not because you eluded him, but because your knees gave way and you fell. He stands above you. You’re numb. Too numb to feel anything. Too numb to have your life flash before your eyes. Your heart begins to race. Faster. You start to panic, you know you are going to die. You can’t see anything anymore, but you can hear the enemy raising his axe. It is the end. You feel it. Lying there next to you. Your hope, your protection, your sword. Your mind flashes to the most important event in your life. You see yourself, in your green tunic, tossing that very sword into the fountain you loved so much. You watched it come out, stronger, brighter, a new color. The most important part. The new color. Then, back in the room, you raise your sword high. You notice it’s new power, you can feel it. It glows bright. Very bright. It blinds your enemy. This gives you courage, it empowers you. You use this opportunity, and in one motion you get up, and slice your enemy in two. Time seems to accelerate. The next thing you know, you are back at home, safe, glad you are alive. You think back. You realize, the reason you are alive. The only reason. Yes. The fairy fountain. It is the reason you are alive.



The end.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

*takes a deep breath*

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!

 

[Spire]

Okay everyone please do me a favor. Relax yourselves, close your eyes (but open them just enough to read). Imagine yourself, in a murky, forlorn room. You are in a corner, you are breathing heavy. You feel your nerves tingling, and you feel that your arduous journey is coming to an embittered end. You sense an approaching menace. You are cornered, trapped. You know your end is near, but you are too afraid to move. Your arms don’t respond. Your legs don’t respond. The enemy is upon you, as he gets near, you can see the figure in the dark. His face is a skeleton, expressionless. He holds a large axe. You try to walk back, but the wall behind you stops you. He swings, and misses, not because you eluded him, but because your knees gave way and you fell. He stands above you. You’re numb. Too numb to feel anything. Too numb to have your life flash before your eyes. Your heart begins to race. Faster. You start to panic, you know you are going to die. You can’t see anything anymore, but you can hear the enemy raising his axe. It is the end. You feel it. Lying there next to you. Your hope, your protection, your sword. Your mind flashes to the most important event in your life. You see yourself, in your green tunic, tossing that very sword into the fountain you loved so much. You watched it come out, stronger, brighter, a new color. The most important part. The new color. Then, back in the room, you raise your sword high. You notice it’s new power, you can feel it. It glows bright. Very bright. It blinds your enemy. This gives you courage, it empowers you. You use this opportunity, and in one motion you get up, and slice your enemy in two. Time seems to accelerate. The next thing you know, you are back at home, safe, glad you are alive. You think back. You realize, the reason you are alive. The only reason. Yes. The fairy fountain. It is the reason you are alive.



The end.
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Hahahahahaha, incredible.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

If you drop it in the fairy's fountain, would it come out gold?

 

[Vorguen]

The color is the reason to buy the game. If I tell you the color, I am ruining it.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

EVERYTHING you drop in a fairy's fountain comes out gold.

 

[Vorguen]

Please use spoiler tags if you want to talk about my new Zelda game.

 

[The Halloween Captain]

O.K., now I don't get it. i thought I got it, but I really don't see what's so great about it now that I heard Vorguen's detailed description of how having a shiny master sword is awesome.

 

[Vorguen]

Oh man...

Oh boy.....


............somebody please stop me.

 

[Skrah]

I'd rather have the Master Sword suddenly vibrating with power as you are about to die.

And anyways if you throw it into a fountain it'd be all wet and nasty with the fountain's slime.

 

[Scott!]

You're unstoppable. I want that game. Vorguen has come up with the only thing that can top OoT.

Also, not everything that goes into a Fariy Fountain comes out gold. The Great Fairy Sword was pink if I remember correctly. (It was in Soul Calibur II, anyway...) Don't worry Vorguen, your game's greatest secret lives on.

 

[Ochobobo]

If there's gonna be a Zelda RPG, the Old Man should return. He'll probably be the one to tell you about enchanting your sword in the fairy fountain.

 

[The Halloween Captain]

Oh man...

Oh boy.....


............somebody please stop me.

Sorry, but your super-detailed story description doesn't transfer well into a video game. If anything, it presents plotholes in the LOZ canon.

Now if the master sword became elemental from a fairy fountain, able to weild lighting, fire and ice attacks, that would be epic (even though that also opens up plotholes).

 

[Darkslash]

Wait pink...sword...guy in green..sniper arrows..


DYNAMES?!?!?!?!?!?

 

[Ochobobo]

Umm what plotholes would there be? I don't remember a Zelda game saying it couldn't do that. lol

 

[Skrah]

The new Zelda game should have the most epic weapon that Link can find ever.

 

[Scott!]

Sorry, but your super-detailed story description doesn't transfer well into a video game. If anything, it presents plotholes in the LOZ canon.

Now if the master sword became elemental from a fairy fountain, able to weild lighting, fire and ice attacks, that would be epic (even though that also opens up plotholes).

Well, that would only open up plot holes if its game was intended to come before any other we've seen with the normal Master Sword. Or, they could have it be cleansed at the end, perhaps by the power of the Triforce when all three parts come together, or something. I think they could work around it. Also, I agree on the epic epicness that would unleash.

 

[Darkslash]

The new Zelda game should have the most epic weapon that Link can find ever.

SNIPER RIFLE that shoots out pink stuff! Awesomeness thing ever.

 

[Scott!]

SNIPER RIFLE that shoots out pink stuff! Awesomeness thing ever.

While this would be amusing, I fail to see the epic. But that's just me.

Spoiler

and the pink.

 

[Vorguen]

You're unstoppable. I want that game. Vorguen has come up with the only thing that can top OoT.

Also, not everything that goes into a Fariy Fountain comes out gold. The Great Fairy Sword was pink if I remember correctly. (It was in Soul Calibur II, anyway...) Don't worry Vorguen, your game's greatest secret lives on.

Scott. There are only two words to describe my reaction to this. Marry. Me.

Sorry, but your super-detailed story description doesn't transfer well into a video game. If anything, it presents plotholes in the LOZ canon.

Now if the master sword became elemental from a fairy fountain, able to weild lighting, fire and ice attacks, that would be epic (even though that also opens up plotholes).

Okay I will give a third grade explanation as to why I posted that story. The story was not relevant to my Zelda game. Nope. Not at all. It had nothing to do with it whatsoever. It was merely pointing out to the importance of having your sword enchanted by the fairy fountain. That is it. Nothing more.

Well, that would only open up plot holes if its game was intended to come before any other we've seen with the normal Master Sword. Or, they could have it be cleansed at the end, perhaps by the power of the Triforce when all three parts come together, or something. I think they could work around it. Also, I agree on the epic epicness that would unleash.

There will be no plot holes. Nothing. The game is perfect. You put your sword. In. The. Fountain.

 

[Scott!]

Scott. There are only two words to describe my reaction to this. Marry. Me.

Sorry, but I don't think it's legal where either of us lives.

There will be no plot holes. Nothing. The game is perfect. You put your sword. In. The. Fountain.

This reminds me of the flash game "You Have To Burn The Rope".

The Legend of Zelda: Put Your Sword in the Fountain

 

[Ochobobo]

The Legend of Zelda: Put Your Sword in the Fountain

LOL best title ever

 

[Darkslash]

While this would be amusing, I fail to see the epic. But that's just me.

Spoiler

and the pink.

Beware of the Gundamu DYANAMES!!

LOCKON STRATOS! He can shoot you from the Stratosphere. Plus his Melee is crazy.

 

[Skrah]

Link should be able to fire lazers. (Not lasers)

 

[Darkslash]

Link should be able to fire lazers. (Not lasers)

Beware of the Gundamu DYANAMES!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c-c7iToss8

British Ganondorf any one?

 

[Vorguen]

The Legend of Zelda: Put Your Sword in the Fountain

This. For reasons like this my life is so great. Scott, you win the nobel peace prize of my heart.

 

[Darkslash]

This. For reasons like this my life is so great. Scott, you win the nobel peace prize of my heart.

My life is not great until Ganondorf speaks with a highly godly British/Middle East Accent. Because for a guy who comes from the Mid East he uses a **** ton of Western European styled weapons(Tridents, Plate Armor, Broadswords)

 

[Vorguen]

How is he from the Middle East... Hyrule has no Middle East. Are you basing this on the location of the Spirit Temple from OOT where Twinrova witches claim to be Ganondorf's mothers?

Ganondorf is from Ganondorfia and nowhere else. He isn't from the Middle East. And if he is, then Link is German.

 

[Darkslash]

How is he from the Middle East... Hyrule has no Middle East. Are you basing this on the location of the Spirit Temple from OOT where Twinrova witches claim to be Ganondorf's mothers?

Ganondorf is from Ganondorfia and nowhere else. He isn't from the Middle East. And if he is, then Link is German.

Noooo.

The Gerudo desert seems to based of Medieval Middle east. So no AK-47's, suicide bombers or IED's here.

Common British Ganondorf would be the best thing ever.

 

[SkylerOcon]

I always imagined Rabda as being British, if that helps at all.

 

[Skrah]

Ganondorf´s weapon being a scimitar =O. Or a really *** ****** whip.

 

[Vorguen]

It doesn't matter where Ganondorf is from. What matters is where Link is from. He is from Canada.

 

[Darkslash]

It doesn't matter where Ganondorf is from. What matters is where Link is from. He is from Canada.

That I can live with, eh?

 

[Scott!]

I can see Link as Canadian, I guess. But Ganondorfia is something I will never be able to accept. It's just too... unacceptable.

 

[Skrah]

Link has to be European. I can't see him as Canadian lol. You can see that he is accostumed to the mild heat and cold of Europe, unlike the more frigid cold of Canada. Also Europe has this more medieval feel to it. You can think of it this way. Link is from Spain, who is trying to expel the muslims from the south.

Link: Spanish Catholic
Ganondorf: African Muslim

 

[The Halloween Captain]

I can see Link as Canadian, I guess. But Ganondorfia is something I will never be able to accept. It's just too... unacceptable.

What about prince Zeldo?

 

[c3gill]

It doesn't matter where Ganondorf is from. What matters is where Link is from. He is from Canada.

no way. Link is from England, and Ganondorf is from Scotland. and the LoZ series took place mostly on Iceland. they were actually descendants of different Viking tribes.

and in the windwaker, Global warming was actually happening (lolz).

edit- Zelda was whoever the **** kira knightley was in that king arthur movie. she sailed to iceland too

and i put the beginning of the series around early 1300s.

 

[Scott!]

No, wait guys. I've got it. I'll hide it, so I don't spoil it for those of you who want to figure it out.

Link and Ganon are from

Spoiler

Hyrule!!!!!!111!!!!eleven!!!1

 

[Vorguen]

Oh... you shattered all my dreams of Ganondorfia.

It doesn't matter, that was just a whim...

but if anyone ever even thinks about messing with The Legend of Zelda: Put Your Sword in the Fountain

I swear.....

 

[Alzi]

They both were born in my room.

Anyway do you guys think a new play control for windwaker would be the best thing ever?

 

[The Halloween Captain]

They both were born in my room.

Anyway do you guys think a new play control for windwaker would be the best thing ever?

Not really.