You're actually incorrect. I am easy to please, it's called Xbox. I was a fan of nintendo since Super Nintendo and bought a wii on release of pure fanboyism. You're (not you specifically Fanboys as a whole, please don't take offense) acting like Nintendo cured cancer or something else epic.
They revived a series I never cared for (and yes I did play and almost beat Kid Icarus at one point a while ago), Recreating DKC (ok this I'm moderately interested in), Taking an amazing game (favorite of all time) and remaking it on the 3DS for no reason other than to destroy it's original value (OoT). Making a new, extraordinarily easy Zelda Wii game. Overall I'm not impressed. The pseudo-3D visuals are not impressing me.
You are right that I am impossible to please, but only in that I don't find 3D technology at all a good thing, so the main appeal of this handy little system is a turn-off for me. So you are kind of right.