Xyro77
Unity Ruleset Committee Member
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsF45oe6d5o
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*WARNING! NWS! RATED X! READ WITH CAUTION*
First, i rammed my "F-TILT" in Illmatic's.....happy place. Next, i graced Nicoles face with my......"CHARGE SHOT." Then, i gave Silly Kyle the ol' UP-SMASH...... up the skirt. Finally, i fondled Razmakazi with my.......ZAIR. Though entertaining at first, i soon became bored with my quest to rid this earth of the species commonly referred to as the "gutter $lutz" aka GSz. They were far weaker than i expected(how sad) and had obvious flaws in their style that i abused to the fullest. Knowing that the GSz were on the verge of total extinction(thanks to me, the green lesbian) i deemed myself the GS killer and even went as far as to say SAMUS > GS.
Soon after that, i received a letter in the mail coming from some guy named "StarKiller KB." Inside the piece of mail was a small note that said:
What kind of moron would send me mail written in MicroSoft Paint??!!!? Anyways, i gave this "StarKiller" guy (he sounded kinda like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bdEx7fto_w ) a call and OMG you should have heard the stuff he said to me. He told me that molesting Kyle/Raz/Ill/Nicole(tasty) was beyond evil and that he WILL seek revenge on me at hobo 32 for the terrible crimes i have commited (wtf, is this guy also batman or something?). Naturally, i laughed (http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j265/Xyro_/Random Pics/nedry.gif) at his stupid *** and accepted the challenge because AFTERALL i am the GS SLAYER! There is no way a GS is going to beat me.....its just not possible!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ1wXKzmruU
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Right before the phone call ended, he said we must follow the "typical rules of engagement when it comes to high quality and legit MMs" which of course i agreed with. I dont want him johning after i bend him over and deliver a delicious D-tilt for the KO now do i?
Best of 5 games
HOBO rules
Matches must be recorded and put online ASAP
Both players must try their absolute hardest
Easy enough right? Well for me it is but for him? LOL we will see.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjNia1vtyWg
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What if StarKiller loses? Here is what he must do!
1. Admit that Xyro is the Peach Slayer and that Samus goes EVEN or BEATS peach.
2. Pay Xyro 50$ in CASH!
What if Xyro loses? Here is what he must do!
1. Change his name to whatever StarKiller wants.......FOREVER.
2. Must use the poop colored samus suit.......FOREVER.
3. Admit that StarKiller is a Samus Slayer and admit that Peach BEATS Samus.
4. Pay StarKiller 50$ in CASH.
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HOBO 32 thread: http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?p=12677748#post12677748
HOBO 32 results thread: http://tinyurl.com/3lardjy
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