Ninja Detective Treppy: Magical Moonlight Monday
"You'll never get out of here alive Treppy!" Deku gloated to the famous ninja detective, who lay tied to a railroad track.
"You were never one for originality, Deku!" Treppy was pretty cocky for someone about to be turned into Ninja Detective Roadkill, but he knew he couldn't lose focus or have fear. "Unfortuantely, I don't think I'm going to be run over by any trains today."
"Ha! No ninja tricks will save you this time! The 9:00 train is never late on Monday!" Deku checked his watch; it was 8:58, and it was definitely Monday. He had double-checked the schedule this morning. There would be no mistakes.
"There's just one detail you've overlooked, I suspect. This segment of track... is on top of a blimp!"
Deku looked around. This was true.
"NOOOOO! How could I make such a mistake! Impossible! There are no trains up here!"
"Except for one!" That voice? Could it be?
"ZANTASTIC ZETON!"
Before Deku could gasp, blink, or even shine, Zeton had flipped from his flying airship train and untied Treppy's binds. Treppy faced his nemesis, and announced "Alright Deku, I think it's finally time that we--"
If you think Treppy wants to do battle, turn to page 4.
If you think Treppy wants to grab some food, turn to page 18.
If you think Treppy wants to unleash his gaysian pride, turn to page YOSHI FOREVER.
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