SMB3 was a lie.

[Kholdstare]

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[Pink Reaper]

 

[Clownbot]

Ah, great, you spoiled the rest of the play for me. I just got into Act 2

 

[REL38]

The very same thing could have been said for SMB2. It was all a dream.

Perhaps even Paper Mario. Every battle sequence took place on a stage.

Same applies to Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. Every battle sequence had a stage w/audience.


Hmm . . . .

 

[Pierce7d]

This **** Made Me Laugh

 

[Zip.]

i lol'd.......................

 

[urdailywater]

mario is a lie.

he's not a plumber. he's an acter.

my mind... blown... my childhood... ruined.

 

[~Firefly~]

Whatever. It was a pretty d*** fun lie. >.>

 

[AKC12]

Old news for me

 

[Beren Zaiga]

Yeah, but he is a kick *** actor.

But wait! Super Mario Bros on the NES happened!

 

[altir]

The clouds in SMB1 are pallet swaps of the bushes.

 

[Lord Viper]

mario is a lie.

he's not a plumber. he's an acter.

my mind... blown... my childhood... ruined.

☆ Mario everything, that's why everyone should respect him. XD ☆

 

[-Ran]

It all makes sense. Every Mario sports game is just a celebrity get-together to raise money for charity!

 

[SuperBowser]

I think my sister realised this the first time she touched the game.

 

[justaway12]

NO! NEVER! SHUT UP ALL OF YOU

Don't take everything I have away ;_;

 

[CRASHiC]

mario is a lie.

he's not a plumber. he's an acter.

my mind... blown... my childhood... ruined.

I'VE BEEN A DOCTOR

I'VE BEEN A REFEREREE

BUT HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A PLUNGER IN THESE HANDS?!

 

[n88]

@CRASHiC

 

[L__]

I'VE BEEN A DOCTOR

I'VE BEEN A REFEREREE

BUT HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A PLUNGER IN THESE HANDS?!

@CRASHiC

Ljk;lsLKSNDGKLNALSKNDFKAS

LMAO

 

[Mardyke]

It's either this, or that the Mario in Super Mario Bros. 3 was a fake while Mario took a much needed vacation.

It'd explain why he looks so Mexican.

EDIT: AWHWIHAWTAIOKTAEPIJGWAO HIGAWOUIE YHJIOYJAWOIY J

HOLY **** N88 WHAT YOU JUST DDOOOOOOOOONNNEEE!??!

 

[MarioMariox2]

Mario is a true hero for playing sports that can possibly lead to death for charities.

 

[Kholdstare]

Speaking of SMB2, you know what's creepy? Mario was dreaming about him, his brother, his friend, and his girlfriend dying . . . repeatedly.

 

[Sucumbio]

best. ub. ever.

 

[~Firefly~]

Speaking of SMB2, you know what's creepy? Mario was dreaming about him, his brother, his friend, and his girlfriend dying . . . repeatedly.

Who says they were dying repeatedly? Maybe you're just bad at the game. =D

 

[TheTomNookster]

My mind just exploded with a cosmic mixture of rage, denial and sadness. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

 

[Noobicidal]

Old copypasta is old.

We don't exist either; we're merely inside of the dream of a butterfly, which itself may not exist.

 

[Suntan Luigi]

Wow, next you'll be telling us Princess Pinch's cake is a lie, too.

 

[MarthTrinity]

Who says they were dying repeatedly? Maybe you're just bad at the game. =D

But aha! They have the -POTENTIAL- to die. That's still pretty sick of Mario; had he really cared, SMB2 would be the easist game of all time.

 

[MK26]

toasting in epic bread blog
this is amazing, permasticky plox

 

[TP]

Best blog ever? I think so.

 

[GHNeko]

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brb building a hospital with all the brix i **** so i can sign myself in and lay in a god **** bed to be treated for the shock i just took.

 

[MarioMariox2]

brb building a hospital with all the brix i **** so i can sign myself in and lay in a god **** bed to be treated for the shock i just took.

Hire Mario. He was a carpenter before a plumber after all. In high school, he built houses for Unicef.

 

[Frown]

But but but... Mario KILLED hundreds of animals! That can't be staged, can it? D:

 

[Red Arremer]

But but but... Mario KILLED hundreds of animals! That can't be staged, can it? D:

I see you believe Wrestling is real, too.

 

[Aurasmash14]

Bowser is sent into lava hundreds of times, yet we see him come back in every game. Its staged alright.

 

[UltiMario]

I think this thread made me pregnant, and then killled the baby.

**** you mate

 

[MarioMariox2]

The only Mario games that weren't staged were Mario Golf and Mario Tennis. Yoshi's cookie was on the home network so that was staged too.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

I'm suprised nobody mentions Paper Mario.

 

[GunmasterLombardi]

Good thing I grew up w/ Sony and SEGA.

/jk

 

[highfive]

oh... oh... oh god. What? Where? no... please... why?

 

[TLMSheikant]

Looooooooool.