SMB3 was a lie.

[Llumys]

I approve.

 

[Kholdstare]

But but but... Mario KILLED hundreds of animals! That can't be staged, can it? D:

He only killed the ones no one cares about. Like turtles.

 

[n88]

He only killed the ones no one cares about. Like turtles.

I like turtles.

 

[#HBC | Red Ryu]

Still my favorite of the Mario games.

 

[saviorslegacy]

Yes but Mario is Jackie Chan because he does all of his own stunts.

 

[MarioMariox2]

Yes but Mario is Jackie Chan because he does all of his own stunts.

Very true. His jumping is the most dangerous thing on that game.

 

[number1ricky]

That's so funny! I never noticed that!

Thank you!

 

[Silk]

I saw this a while ago and posted it in a "If you blow your mind, you lose" thread and blew many minds. Still blows me away that I never thought it all those years I played the game.

 

[SuperBowser]

Very true. His jumping is the most dangerous thing on that game.

I was playing through Lost Levels with my housemate. I joked that he yelled/screamed more during this game than he ever did in Resident Evil.

Mario lives a terrifying life.

 

[Suntan Luigi]

I'd love to see "The making of SMB3: behind the set"

:D

 

[Delta-cod]

I played through Mario Party 2 recently to find out that it was also a lie. Toad even tells you at the end that it was all an attraction at Mario Land.

Was my childhood all a lie? =[

 

[Suntan Luigi]

I think this blog should be called "Mario/your childhood was a lie"

 

[MarioMariox2]

...though I do wanna be a plumber now for .000001% of the time you WILL be sucked down a drain to the Mushroom Kingdom.