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Smash Lord

"Hello. Masahiro Sakurai here. I am here to present Super Smash Bros 6-"
All of a sudden, John SmashBoards breaks into Sakurai's studio and knocks him out with a comically large mallet.
John SmashBoards: "Phew, that's better. Anyway, John SmashBoards here! Now that I have raided Sakurai's studio, I have all the materials needed to make a big Platform Fighter! But I can't do it alone. I need you guys, the members of SmashBoards and citizens of Gamer World, to help me create it. I will make jobs, and you have to submit for them! And just so you know, there are little to no limits for who you can sub, as long as they fit the job. Want to sub Pizza Steve? Go ahead! Just don't sub, like, NFTs or other dumb stuff like that. Please remember to be civil by the way. Anyway, that's enough chit-chat! Help me out, will ya?"
TBA
"Have fun!"