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1. Illegal Pineapple Pizza
2. Talking to someone
3. No league of legends
4. Two Name law
1. Boards
2. Quahog
3. Springfield
4. IndiOhio
1. Over there
2. Gamer's world
3. America 2
4. SSNoB
1. Education
2. National Anthem
3. Currency
4. Stereotype
Popular sport:
MECHA FIGHTING!
So, this sport is basically fighting (Mixture of all fighting sports like wresting, boxing and etc.), but inside a giant mecha!? Yup, the mechas are controlled by your body movement (Like walking or punching) and they are 52ft tall and only people, who are 18 or over can participate in this sport due to being most dangerous one.
If the contestant's mecha gets heavily damaged, the person loses the battle.
(The mechas are designed after their users)
You can use any fighting technique at this sport.
There is only 2 rules:
You can't fight outside your mecha, because it's very dangerous and that would be considered as cheating!
- Don't you dare use self-destruct button during battles, because it can kill you.
National food:
Black Ink spaghetti
The famous food from JoJo series and it would be like Spaghetti, but colored in black.
(It's not ink actually)
Notorious figure:
Tankman (Newgrounds)
The legendary soldier from most-known website that is still cared to today's times, who defended the land from evil threats like evil scientists, aliens, killer robots and etc. He didn't even gave up, because his friend Steve helped him during battles.
He is our famous figure, because he is savior of Newgrounds. He doesn't work for government, but he is a freelance soldier.
Job 6: Submit a popular sport!
Think of this as American football is to the United States
Job 7: Submit a notorious figure in our country!
Doesn't have to be from the government. Is this figure a criminal? An influencer that lives here? An aristocrat? It's up to you!
Job 8: Submit a national food!
Self-explanatory.
1. ILLEGALISE TWITTER
2. Give everyone Minecraft (it's a good game )
3. No two people with the same name - it'd be so much easier!
4. Illegalise League of Legends - it'd make the country so much better...
1. Quahog (it seems today that all you see is posting on SmashBoards and making a new country)
2. Even Newer Jersey (modernisation!)
3. All the states bought in the Louisiana Purchase (ideally under that unified name)
4. Illinoiz (TOTALLY TUBULAR BRO)
1. dQw4w9WgXcQ (and after all, you're my youtube link)
2. Gamer World (it's like disney world but epic!!)
3. Over There (accurate ngl)
4. People’s Free Democratic Non-Tyrranical Republic of Smashboardsland (all hail)
1. Isabelle (She seems like she'd be good at the role )
2. Nugget (chimkn)
3. Quentin Trembley (his scientific advances would be very valuable in the climate of today)
4. Prez (he seems cool)
(it would of course be unfair for me to vote for myself, for i believe in truth, justice, and the smashboards way. even so, allow me to present my case,)
1. Currency (****coin time kiddos)
2. National Anthem (OH SAY CAN YOU SEE, WASHINGTON'S CHERRY TREE)
3. A National Symbol (we will be loved)
4. Language (me gusta)
Job #6: Wii Sports Resort Swordplay. (It's literally just that. The only difference is, the loser is taken out back and shot after losing the round, though only after being doused with a bucket of water to add to the experience. As you can imagine, this sport is very competitive, and few players remain in the world. Even so, matches draw in colossal crowds.) Job #7: Doctor Michael Morbius himself. (Jared Leto has been taken hostage by the state and must spend all of his time in the role of Morbius in order to promote tourism. It's thought that within only 12 minutes of this decision, the GDP of the country increased by one morbillion percent.) Job #8: Chalk and Cheese. (It's served in the form of a smoothie, consisting of various different mixes of chalk and cheese which give them unique tastes. Overall, this being the national meal massively improved the country's standing across the world, for it was seen as a way to disparage differences between all - regardless of race, colour or creed - and unite them under the banner of hope. Nobody has the heart to say it tastes like ****.)
The results are... ZooPals are the country's national plates (Submitted by Yiptap)
Trying to talk to someone who clearly doesn't want to (outside of an emergency) is a punishable offense (Submitted by CheeseAnton)
Twitter is illegal (Submitted by Oddball
) It's illegal for any two people in the country to have the same first name (Submitted by alexxxela)
How about the senators? Well, since there are many existing senators, we'll accept all of them. There is no limit.
We do have a (current) limit of 50 states, however (subject to change). So this is voting as well.
Your first five states are... WarioWare Inc (Submitted by Yiptap)
Springfield (Submitted by Janx_uwu) Illinoiz (Submitted by Champion of Hyrule)
Quahog (Submitted by FazDude)
Even Newer Jersey (Submitted by Oddball)
I rushed counting votes for the above 2 jobs, so if I made an error, let me know.
As for the country, by an overwhelming amount of votes, Gamer World wins! (Submitted by CheeseAnton
)
Now, I don't even know why I held voting for the jobs, as I'm doing all of these. Also, reminder that sports and food jobs end later today. You are free to submit another notorious figure if you wish, as all are being accepted.
Job 9: Submit the national anthem!
It can be original or an existing song/video. It's up to you.
Job 10: Submit Gamer World's national symbol!
Gamer World's equivalent of a Bald Eagle or a Maple Leaf.
National Anthem: The Pirate Rap
This national anthem pays respect to the historical figures that found this country.
(That's right, the One Piece is Gamer World)
National Anthem: MonoRool - Donkey Kong Song (Dynamite Parody)
A strong gamer country needs a strong gamer anthem dedicated to a game that has iconic status. What's more iconic than one of the greatest arcade games of all time? The lyrics are also extremely catchy, and it even mentions other classic gamer symbols, such as mines, barrels, Shigeru Miyamoto, etc. I think this would really embody what Gamer World is all about.
National Anthem: The Resident Evil Directors Cut basement theme
I mean I think this one speaks for itself. Truly a moving composition that encompasses the Gamer Land spirit.
Notorious Figure: Jack Garland
He just walks around the country looking for Chaos. He’s only interested in killing Chaos. If you try to talk to him about something besides Chaos, he’ll tell you to **** off, play Limp Bizkit on his iPhone, and leave.
Baldi's In The Elevator (Wario Wario Wario
)
Official Gamer Anthem (Otoad64
)
The Pirate Rap (Yiptap
)
Donkey Kong Song (Flyboy
)
Water and Water and Water and Water Water (Janx_uwu
)
“I hate you, you hate me, let’s go out and kill barney” song (Champion of Hyrule
)
The Resident Evil Directors Cut basement theme (OrpheusTelos
)
Enormous Penis (Infinity Sorcerer
)
The ten minute loop of the opening riff to the boys are back in town where you keep waiting for it to start but it never does (@Darkonedagger)
Persona 4 Arena Ultimax Opening as sang by Kermit (Torgo the Bear
)
Vote for your top three in the top two jobs, no ranked voting. Vote for your top three in the anthem, ranked voting on. Vote for your top two in the symbol, ranked voting is on as well.
Sports:
-Slippery Stairs Racing
-Waluigi Pinball
-Mesoamerican Ball Game
Food:
-Gamer Cereal
-Kirby's Soft Pancakes
-Tortilla Hat
Anthem:
1. Barney Song
2. Pirate Rap
3. Baldi in the Elevator
Symbol
1. Dumb Donald
2. X Button
Job 11: Submit a currency!
A currency for our country.
Job 12: Submit a landmark!
Think of it as an Eiffel Tower, Leaning Tower of Pisa, or Great Wall Of China equivalent.
Happy submitting!
Not Good Noodle stars, but real space stars. We collect them from the miniscule mortal realm
Landmark: A Pepsi Vending Machine That Hasn't Been Rebranded Since 2006
A monument to our rejection of modern day consumerism, and acceptance of yesterday's consumerism. That ice crystal burst pattern is SEXY! (Sexy in the 2000s sense, not sexy in the literally any other time period sense)
Sports:
Don't care enough about them to read and vote on one.
Food:
Chalk and Cheese (nice symbolic symbol to represent how we want Gamer World [can't believe that actually won] to be, and I don't know if you're able to tell but I actually like Cheese)
Gamer Cereal (Obviously gamers need dedicated cereal, otherwise they might forget they're a gamer!)
Human Meat (You know what, sure. This will probably reduce crimes of people addicted to human meat [don't know how they got that way, but let's ignore that], answers a question I'm sure literally everyone has, and adds fear in our enemies who see Gamers casually eat human meat)
Anthem:
Pirate Rap (Liked it, but what sold me was the description that Gamer World was the One Piece. I laughed at that way harder than I probably should've and that is what secured it to being my first choice.)
Let's Kill Barney (That's something kids need to sing during school every time they are there. Let's teach kids to hate Barney)
Official Gamer Anthem (I mean everyone already has Minecraft, and you can never have too much of it, might as well be our anthem)
Symbol:
X Button (Makes sense, the X symbol is uniting and we're Gamers [I'm gonna get sick of that term eventually, aren't I?].)
Shrek (Shrek)
Landmark: The Statue of Liability
A statue that looks somewhat like me (at least enough to make the connection that "that statue should be founding father CheeseAnton") and is made of a very unstable material, the Statue of Liability is an expensive maintenance piece that costs way too much tax payer money to barely keep alive.
1. Kirby Pancakes
2. Black Ink Spaghetti
3. Gamer Cereal
1. Official Gamer Anthem
2. Donkey Kong song (Ah, nostalgia)
3. Pirate Rap
1. X button
2. Shrek
Landmark: Segata Sanshiro statue
Yes, a statue based on legendary commercial star Segata Sanshiro, who holds a pile of SEGA consoles (SG-1000, Master System, Game Gear, Genesis, Saturn and Dreamcast) stacked on a pile like Atlas statue. The statue would be rendered realistically that would make it look real.
Currency: Robux (Roblox)
Yes, I took it from roblox.
Since gamers like to play roblox, then make Robux real as our currency.
Firstly, I'd like to thank you all for your votes in placing both me, and every other applicable candidate, in the role of senators. I believe in the prosperity of Gamer World, and I will fight tooth and nail for your rights - regardless of the cost.
1. Rip Tourneys (for more information, check out the SmashBoards Creates: SiivaGunner King for Another Day 3 thread here. The most famous people in our country should be famous for knowing all of the lyrics to Crank Dat by Soulja Boy. That's just logical)
2. racing up slippery stairs (JESSE WE NEED TO COOK THE PERFECT LUBRICANT FOR THE SLIPPERY STAIRS)
3. Chessboxing (the perfect blend of brains and brawn)
1. Gamer Cereal (i love a good bit of cannibalism)
2. Lab Grown Human Meat (where secret cannibalism fails, overt cannibalism succeeds)
3. Shrinkies (someone in our country is shrek in disguise, we must find them)
1. The Boys Aren't Back In Town (and won't be for 10 minutes, they got stuck in traffic)
2. dONKEY
3. Persona 4 Arena Ultimax Episode Kermit
1. Dorito Pope (dorime)
2. trans bee
Job #11: literal ****coin
All you cryptocurrency fans out there better watch out, because our currency is the one thing you hate more than anything else - ****coin. With a constant standard in the form of a set quantity of precious metal stored in a secure location, and the inability to rapidly spike or dip in value, ****coin is a standard, reliable and safe alternative to Bitcoin, NFTs, and organ harvesting. Here at Gamer World, we may be epic, XD, and extremely based, but we also believe in a secure and stable economy.
Job #12: The Hole to China
A party on a beach within Gamer World went south one day after the children (of which there were 7) were left to their own devices for around 20 minutes, with nothing but plastic buckets and spades as they went to do their thing. Upon returning, they had in fact dug a hole all the way to China, a distance of approximately 12,724km. Said hole has remained a great concern over time, especially to the United States, who believe that the Chinese may have hidden armed forced inside the hole. However, due to the hole passing directly through the core of the Earth and maintaining a temperature of approximately 4,000 celcius in the centre, it's (as of yet) impossible to travel through it without extremely effective equipment (despite said hole being approximately 20 metres in diameter.) A common occurrence is for people to toss random things into said hole, with the result often being that said objects are melted or catch fire on the way down - and, despite making it quite far to the other side, objects that aren't destroyed on the way down are eventually pulled back into the centre of the hole due to gravity and remain there essentially forever.
I only have time to reveal the results of sports, but your first three national sports are... The Mesoamerican Ball Game (Submitted by Champion of Hyrule
)
Mecha Fighting (Submitted by Tankman from Newgrounds
)
Wii Sports Resort Swordplay (Submitted by KneeOfJustice99
)
Four others tied at four. I ran a randomizer, and your two other sports are... Racing Up Slippery Stairs (Submitted by alexxxela
)
Cheese Rolling (Submitted by Torgo the Bear
)
Don't worry, the other sports not voted are just the sports that old people watch.
And I won't leave you guys hanging! (This job will likely close tomorrow)
Job 13: Submit Gamer World's stereotype!
Job 14: Submit Gamer World's education system!
I'll admit, I'm not too knowledgeable on the specifics of this job, so if Wario Wario Wario
and Baysha
could elaborate, that would be appreciated.
)
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