SmashBoards Creates: A New Country!

[Yiptap]

Inspired by Baysha's recent profile post, the goal of this thread is to create a new country. But this isn't any country. This is a country known as Gamer World. There are no limits. Do you want Wario to be president? Done. Do you want Taco Bells to be illegal? Done. This is gonna be an insane thread...

Spoiler: Government Members

Senators:

	KneeOfJustice99 (SmashBoards)
	Nugget (Yakuza)
	Isabelle (Animal Crossing)
	Senator Armstrong (Metal Gear)
	Quintin Trembley (Gravity Falls)
	Frog (Chrono Trigger)
	Lois Griffin (Family Guy)
	Prez: The First Teen President
	Thanos (Marvel)
	Micheal Wilson (Metal Wolf Chaos)
	Joe Liberal (FaceApp)

Spoiler: Laws

• ZooPals are the country's national plates
• Trying to talk to someone who clearly doesn't want to (outside of an emergency) is a punishable offense
• Twitter is illegal
• It's illegal for any two people in the country to have the same first name

Spoiler: Notable citizens of the country

Noggin Clontith (Crime Lord)
Moai (Just vibing)
Godzilla (Influencer)
Mr. Human (Influencer)
Bozo the Clown (Just vibing, inspirational)
Terry Crews (Moved to Gamer World to advertise his Old Spice)
Jimmy T (Celebrity)
Morbius (Kidnapped by the government to promote tourism)
Bill "Microsoft" Gates (Eccentric programmer)
Da Jokah (Most likely a crime lord)
Jack Garland (Chaos-seeker)
Wednesday Frog (A distant relative of Frog Chrono Trigger)

Spoiler: States and landmarks

States:
WarioWare Inc
Springfield
Illinoiz
Even Newer Jersey

Landmarks:
A Pepsi Vending Machine that hasn't been rebranded since 2006

Spoiler: Misc

Gamer World Sports Leagues:
MLMBG (Major League Mesoamerican Ball Game)
MFL (Mecha Fighting League)
NWSRSPA (National Wii Sports Resort Swordplay Association
NRUSSL (National Racing Up Slippery Stairs League)
CRPG (Cheese Rolling Players Gang)

National Foods:
Mario Cereal
Kirby's Soft Pancakes
Despicable Me 2 Tortilla Hat
Pizza With Pineapple

National Anthem:

Have fun, and get crazy!

Please no hate speech. This is all for ****s and giggles.

The first job will be posted shortly.

 

[Yiptap]

Job 1: Submit a new law!
What's illegal now?
Job 2: Submit a state!
What is it called? Any notable landmarks?
Job 3: Submit the country's name!
What should the world call this country?
Job 4: Submit a senator!
This person will probably make some laws.

 

[KneeOfJustice99]

1. As posted in the original Profile Post, my suggestion is; "It shall hereforth be decreed an act of anti-patriotism and of high treason to the good name of this country to consume pizza with the topping of pineapple. Such heinous acts will be uneqivocally met with the death penalty, and the military will be given authorative powers to search all pizza within the borders of this country for offending articles."

2. My idea here is Boards. Essentially the New York of this country, this is the most populated state in the country by far, being beloved for infrastructure and architecture across the globe, and being seen as an icon of culture the world over (but mostly to gamers.)

3. I'm going to suggest [Insert Name Here] as the actual name of the country, screw it

4. Me. (KneeOfJustice99.) I am a giant talking replica of Eddie Murphy's head, on wheels, making me by far the most trustworthy political candidate of all. You think someone else is better? Well, how many other candidates out there have wheels? Hmm? Does Obama have wheels? Didn't think so.

 

[FazDude]

Job 1: "No man shall go without a copy of Minecraft."
It doesn't matter if you want Minecraft. You're going to be forced to have it. Copies will be distributed by the state, free of charge.

Job 2: Quahog
Y'know, from Family Guy. It'd be freakin' sweet!

Job 3: Doofania
Named after Dr. Doof's city-state from Phineas & Ferb. I just think it's a cool name.

Job 4: Senator Armstrong

Straight out of Metal Gear, Senator Armstrong has the experience to be an effective... well, senator. Plus, he's got nanomachines, son!

 

[Torgo the Bear]

I submit a state: Kongo Bongo. We own this island and all of its inhabitants.

A possible senator? Kongress K. Rool.

 

[Yiptap]

Job 1: Minions are illegal

I hate these things so much, they will be sent to zoos across the country.

This is a PSA to encourage catching Minions.

Job 2: WarioWare Inc

Literally a giant building the size of Louisiana. This state thrives on making Microgames. The governor is Wario himself.

Job 4: Isabelle

No reason, I just think it would be neat.

 

[OrpheusTelos]

Job #1: League of Legends is now illegal

Job #2: IndiOhio

That’s right, the two most forgettable states in the Midwest United States have decided to colonize a chunk of our newly formed country and have created something truly terrifying. Garfield shrines can be found at every corner, cornfields make up 95% of this land’s geography, and the state’s transportation infrastructure is just rollercoasters and a giant Indy 500 racetrack.

Job #4: Nugget (Yakuza)

If he can do real-estate, he can be a senator.

 

[Yiptap]

Retracting my Minions are illegal submission, replacing it with ZooPals are the country's national plates.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Country name: dQw4w9WgXcQ

 

[Glubbfubb]

Job 1
It is hereby declared that the creation and consumption of Riced Cauliflower is punishable by death
Job 2
Miitopia
The captital is the bustling town of Greenhorne, it borders the deserts of Neskor, the jungles or the Realm of the Fey, and the volcanoes of Karkaton
Job 3
The Simply Smashing Nation of Boards
Job 4

Quintin Trembley
The guy who promoted 7 babies to the supreme court, and the guy whose face is on the -12 dollar bill, he should totally be a senator

 

[CheeseAnton]

Job #1: Trying to talk to someone who clearly doesn't want to (outside of an emergency) is a punishable offense

Very simple rule, if someone is clearly not interested in talking (like wearing big headphones, trying their best to get on their phone, having an annoyed expression, etc.) that will be a $50 fine.

Job #3: Gamer World
That's right, we should make our country's name honest, inclusive, and eye catching, and what does all of that better than Gamer World.

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

Job 1: No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law

Job 2: Illinoiz
The sequel to Illinois but spelled with a Z to appease the young and impressionable crowd. This ain’t your grandma’s Illinois. Everything is plagiarized from Illinois from the real world including anyone who was born there except they’re cooler and wear sunglasses in doors.

Job 3: People’s Free Democratic Non-Tyrranical Republic of Smashboardsland…
Or just Smashboardsland for short.

Job 4: Frog Chrono Trigger

 

[Yiptap]

Oh yeah, I’ve got one more submission round for you all!
Job 5: Submit a job!
Most jobs will be done at some point.

 

[Glubbfubb]

Oh yeah, I’ve got one more submission round for you all!
Job 5: Submit a job!
Most jobs will be done.

Job 5
Submit a National Anthem

 

[Torgo the Bear]

Job 5: Submit a national animal "mascot." Like what the Bald Eagle is to America.

 

[FazDude]

Job suggestion: Submit a currency.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Law: All creative works enter the public domain 10 years after their distribution - with the sole exception of "look how many IPs we own" crossovers, which corporations will be burdened with for the rest of their existence.

Job suggestion: Submit our stereotype

Senator: Wife Lois

State name: Wildberry Blast

 

[Baysha]

Job 1: Dog weddings are now legally binding.

Job 2: All the states that were bought in the Louisiana purchase.
I mean, they've been sold once, why not again?

Job 4: Prez: The First Teen President

He can relate to the youth of the country. And he already has political experience

Job 5: Submit the education system

 

[CheeseAnton]

Job #5: Make an incredibly important person who was born here
To prove that our new country is important to the advancement of humanity, we will be submitting details of a person who was born here. We aren't stealing someone from real life or fiction, we're writing details and the history of a fictional person who canonically was born here and also what they are known for.


If that's too complicated, then
Job #5: Submit our flag

 

[Yiptap]

Subs will likely close later today. But a question: should all laws, senators, and states be accepted? Asking so this thread doesn’t just become a “Submission Dump” thread. Plus, senators could deconfirm them for other positions, such as corrupt ceo. Laws may also conflict with each other as well.

 

[KneeOfJustice99]

Subs will likely close later today. But a question: should all laws, senators, and states be accepted? Asking so this thread doesn’t just become a “Submission Dump” thread. Plus, senators could deconfirm them for other positions, such as corrupt ceo. Laws may also conflict with each other as well.

I think some should be, but some shouldn't be. If we're to be a country, then democracy does seem like a good shout.

Also, Job 5: Submit a National Landmark. It could be a landmark of any sort - whether an architectural feature like the Statue of Liberty or Tower Bridge, or a place of natural beauty like the Grand Canyon or Mount Everest. However, it should be notable enough to be a prominent feature of our country.

 

[Oddball]

Job 1: Submit a new law!
What's illegal now?

Twitter is now illegal.

Job 2: Submit a state!
What is it called? Any notable landmarks?

Even Newer Jersey

A 40 foot tall statue of "Weird Al" Yankovic

Job 3: Submit the country's name!
What should the world call this country?

Over There

Job 4: Submit a senator!
This person will probably make some laws.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Job 5: Submit a job!

Submit a National Symbol. (Like a bald eagle or Uncle Sam or something)

 

[Baysha]

New Law:
Disney Live Action Remakes are banned. The Lion King 2019 is also banned in order to close that loophole.

I forgot I already submitted a law but this one seems more important.

 

[Otoad64]

New Law: Every citizen must have a number at the end of their name. It has to be at least 4 digits long, and you have to pronounce it every time you refer to someone, even if you are calling them a nickname you still have to put the numbers on the end.

New State: Petoria

it's just one house, but it's a state!

Country Name: America 2: The Squeakquel

New Senator: Thanos

He always has resource management in mind, plus while he's many things, a liar is not one of them.

New Job: Submit a second language

 

[Janx_uwu]

1. New law: every citizen has the right to own a gun, to be used in self-protection or legal hunting. However, you are only allowed to own a Blunderbuss. Any other kind of gun is illegal.

2. Springfield. Not based off the Simpsons btw. Just submitting it because every country worth its salt needs a Springville. No notable landmarks at all, it's very generic and boring, but that's why it's necessary to our country.
4. Micheal Wilson. He's awesome. He's got a mech suit and he's a relative of Woodrow Wilson, what more could you want?

 

[FazDude]

every citizen has the right to own a gun, to be used in self-protection or legal hunting. However, you are only allowed to own a Blunderbuss. Any other kind of gun is illegal.

just saying that if this and the kongress k rool submission both get in i will be super happy

 

[alexxxela]

1. It's illegal for any two people in the country to have the same first name. If you wanna name your kid Tony, but there's already a Tony who's still alive, you gotta pick something else like Toni or something. If that doesn't work, you have to go with Tony937 or xxTonyxx or something, like a username.
2. Massachussets. It's just Massachusetts but the other way.
3. The Republic of the Nation of the Land of the States of SmashBoardsington.
4. Joe Liberal

 

[Yiptap]

Alright, let's see what we want in our country!

Laws:
-It shall hereforth be decreed an act of anti-patriotism and of high treason to the good name of this country to consume pizza with the topping of pineapple. Such heinous acts will be uneqivocally met with the death penalty, and the military will be given authorative powers to search all pizza within the borders of this country for offending articles.
-No Man Shall Go Without a Copy of Minecraft
-League of Legends is now illegal
-ZooPals are the country's national plates
-The creation and consumption of Riced Cauliflower is punishable by death
-Trying to talk to someone who clearly doesn't want to (outside of an emergency) is a punishable offense
-No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law
-All creative works enter the public domain 10 years after their distribution - with the sole exception of "look how many IPs we own" crossovers, which corporations will be burdened with for the rest of their existence.
-Twitter is now illegal.
-Disney Live Action Remakes are banned. The Lion King 2019 is also banned in order to close that loophole
-Every citizen must have a number at the end of their name. It has to be at least 4 digits long, and you have to pronounce it every time you refer to someone, even if you are calling them a nickname you still have to put the numbers on the end.
-Every citizen has the right to own a gun, to be used in self-protection or legal hunting. However, you are only allowed to own a Blunderbuss. Any other kind of gun is illegal
-It's illegal for any two people in the country to have the same first name. If you wanna name your kid Tony, but there's already a Tony who's still alive, you gotta pick something else like Toni or something. If that doesn't work, you have to go with Tony937 or xxTonyxx or something, like a username.

States:
-Boards
-Quahog
-Kongo Bongo
-WarioWare Inc
-IndiOhio
-Miitopia
-Illinoiz
-Wildberry Blast
-All the states bought in the Louisiana Purchase
-Even Newer Jersey
-Petoria
-Springfield

Country Names:
-[Insert Name Here]
-Doofania
-dQw4w9WgXcQ
-The Simply Smashing Nation of Boards
-People’s Free Democratic Non-Tyrranical Republic of Smashboardsland
-Gamer World
-Over There
-America 2: The Squeakquel
-The Republic of the Nation of the Land of the States of SmashBoardsington

Senators (Oh Boy):
-KneeOfJustice99
-Senator Armstrong
-Isabelle
-Nugget (Yakuza)
-Quintin Trembley
-Frog Chrono Trigger
-Lois Griffin
-Prez
-Arnold Schwarzenegger
-Thanos
-Micheal Wilson
-Joe Liberal

Jobs:
-National Anthem
-Country Symbol
-Currency
-Landmark
-Our country's stereotype
-Education System
-Important person that was born here
-Language

Phew... Vote for your top four in each category! Note that ranked voting isn't on.

Laws:
-LoL is illegal
-ZooPals
-Talking to someone even though they don't want to is illegal
-No two people with the same name

States:
-Miitopia
-Springfield
-Boards
-Kongo Bongo

Country Names:
-[Insert Name Here]
-dQw4w9WgXcQ
-SSNoB (Simply Smashing Nation of Boards)
-America 2: The Squeakquel

Senators:
-Trembley
-Nugget
-KneeOfJustice99
-Frog Chrono Trigger

Jobs:
-Currency
-Language (I have a great idea for this)
-Symbol
-Landmark

Job 6: Submit a popular sport!
Think of this as American football is to the United States

Job 7: Submit a notorious figure in our country!
Doesn't have to be from the government. Is this figure a criminal? An influencer that lives here? An aristocrat? It's up to you!

Job 8: Submit a national food!
Self-explanatory.

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

Laws:

• ZooPals
• No Twitter
• Blunderbuss (what’s the plural form of blunderbuss? blunderbi?)
• Third Amendment

States:

• Boards
• Quahog
• Wildberry Blast
• Miitopia

Names

• dQw4w9WgXcQ
• Gamer World
• America 2
• Nation of Bords

Senators

• Nugget
• Knee of Justice
• Isabelle
• Joe Liberal

Jobs

• Stereotype
• Education
• Anthem
• Currency

 

[Yiptap]

• Blunderbuss (what’s the plural form of blunderbuss? blunderbi?)

If this submission wins, we'll have a mini-job dedicated to solving this mystery

 

[Torgo the Bear]

Laws:

1. Zoopals (The objective best pick)
2. Minecraft (Creeper? Aww man)
3. No same names (You'll be sure to remember everyone, right?)
4. soldier quartering (We should have one law that's actually just really normal and reasonable

States:

1. Even Newer Jersey
2. Petoria
3. Illinoiz
4. Kongo Bongo

Country Names:

1. [Insert Name Here]
2. America 2: The Squeakquel
3. The Republic of the Nation of the Land of the States of SmashBoardsington
4. Gamer World

Senators:

1. Knee
2. Frog
3. Nugget
4. Isabelle

Jobs:

1. Anthem
2. Symbol
3. Language
4. Currency

 

[Yiptap]

I doubt this submission will win, but I'll try anyway...
Job 6: Rip Tourneys

These are tournaments where people compete to see who has the best mashupping/ripping skills.

 

[Champion of Hyrule]

I’ll submit some content as well.

Job 6: Mesoamerican Ball Game
The ball game mesoamerican civilizations used to play except you play with a grenade which explodes after one minute, potentially killing the athletes.

Job 7: Noggin Clontith

Noggin Clontith is a drug lord and mafia boss who the leader of the Gnome Mafia, the biggest criminal organization in the country. He has an influence in many businesses and even some politics and the police won’t catch him because he bribes them. He is a very public figure and always brags about the crimes he commits. He’s also a pretty big fan of murder.

Job 8: Lean Float
Root beer floats but with lean instead of root beer.

 

[Yiptap]

Job 9: Moai

A single Moai that resides in this country. He is sentient (and usually annoyed), though tourists seem to ignore this fact. He is a very popular tourist destination. The organization J.F.M (Justice For Moai) exists to free the Moai.

Job 8: Sonic Funko Pop Cereal

 

[Infinity Sorcerer]

Job 8: Submit a national food!
Super Mario Amiibo Cereal

EDIT since I didn't noticed that the other jobs aren't closed

Laws:
No two with the same name
LoL is illegal
Twitter is illegal

States
WarioWare Inc
Springfield

Country Names
Inset Name Here
Doofania
Gamer World

Senators
Armstrong
Arnold
Frog
Michael Jackson

 

[Janx_uwu]

Laws:
No two with same name
Blunderbuss
Talking to someone who doesn't want to be talked to
Third Amendment

I know there were a lot of funny picks but I do want to have at least a few necessary laws, so hopefully we'll take like the top four or something

Names:
dQw4w9WgXcQ
Gamer World
Over There
America 2

Senators:
Thanos
Fifth Day Of The Week Man (frog)
Armstrong
Knee

Jobs:
Education
National Anthem
Currency
Symbol

States:
Kongo Bongo
IndiOhio
All states bought in Louisiana Purchase
Springfield

National Food: Pizza with Pineapple

National Sport: Chessboxing

 

[Otoad64]

Laws:
1. Illegal Pineapple Pizza
2. Talking to someone even though they don't want to is illegal
3. Minecraft for everyone
4. No two people with the same name

States:
1. Wildberry Blast
2. Even Newer Jersey
3. Warioware Inc
4. Illinoiz

Country Names:
1. Gamer World
2. [Insert Name Here]
3. Over There
4. America 2

Senators:
1. Isabelle
2. Knee
3. Thanos
4. Joe

Jobs:
1. National Anthem
2. Currency
3. Education System
4. Language

Job 6: Waluigi Pinball

Someone plays a giant game of pinball while people drive go karts through the game and try to win a race.

Job 7: Godzilla

He's an influencer, obviously.

Job 8: Kirby's Soft Pancakes

 

[Torgo the Bear]

Sport:
Cheese Rolling

From the top of the hill, a 7–9 pound (3–4 kilograms) round of cheese is sent rolling down the hill, which is a length of 200 yards. Competitors then start racing down the hill after the cheese. The first person over the finish line at the bottom of the hill wins the cheese. The competitors are aiming to catch the cheese; however, it has around a one-second head start and can reach speeds up to 70 mph (110 kmph), enough to knock over and injure a spectator.

Food:
Shrinkies

 

[Baysha]

Laws:
Disney live action banned
Minecraft
Public domain
The 3rd amendment

States:
Even Newer Jersey
WarioWar Inc.
Springfield
Illinoiz

Names:
America 2: Squeakquel
dQw4w9WgXcQ
Insert Name Here
Gamer World

Senators:
Isabelle
KneeOfJustice99
Senator Armstrong
Quintin Trembley

Jobs:
Stereotype
National Anthem
Currency
Landmark

Notorious Figure: Mr. Human

The complete opposite of Mr. Beast. A creature that is of unknown origin and does not seem to be any other existing animal that is also a Youtube influencer. Mr. Beast's channel is mainly about giving away money to random average people and opening weird businesses. So Mr. Human's channel is about taking away money from the super rich and closing normal businesses. Nobody knows how they got so famous.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

1. Even Newer Jersey
2. WarioWare
3. Indiohio
4. Ilinoiz

1. People's Democratic Non-Tyranical
2. America 2
3. Gamer World

1. Joe Liberal

1. Anthem
2. Stereotype
3. National Landmark
4. Currency

1. 2 names
2. Zoopals
3. Interruption

Popular sport: Bad-faith internet debates over cartoon mouth shapes

Primarily fought using doctered images and nonsenical politicalization of art style choices.

National food: Lab Grown Human Meat

Famous figure: Bozo the Clown

A role model for all who set foot on this sacred land.